cal raleigh breaking the al home run record would objectively be very funny

every time i realize i’m in a bad place mentally it’s because i haven’t taken my meds for three months. whats that about

announcing my impending rapture by posting the nathan fielder dog clip

wide right from butker, i’m shocked

unfortunately the men's vintage page on ebay is calling my name

never thought i'd say this but that rams loss pissed me off so fucking much

i hate when people on jeopardy only use someone’s last name for their answer

libs lost. don’t text

what are the odds that they try to push for canonization i don’t know anything about catholicism

what if i taught myself how to be a tattoo artist

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

trying to cook more more myself, which means a 500% increase in googling things like “how to clean a cast iron skillet”

dr robby and dr abbot won emmys tonight, incredibly depressed men with graying hair are BACK on the menu

i’m a boliever

“We got him!” Really? That’s the line? His father turned him in. You received him.

remember when the nuggets turned mpj and dario saric into jonas valenciunas, cam johnson, bruce brown, and tim hardaway jr

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

acab includes people who buy white ford explorers

the walton's privately funding the new stadium makes me wanna take a trip to my local walmart

my firstborn will be named josh

sean payton could play chess against a dog and find a way to almost lose

broncos and titans in a piss down your own leg competition

if i have to watch carlo talk about his fucking pizza shop one more time

same spot as the holker td btw

victor vodnik if you blow this i will never forgive you

i always forget how gray my hair’s getting until i see a picture of me

the great part about playing QB in the NFL is in 2-4 weeks most people will forget the drops and say dak underperformed by looking at the box score

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

no fun league smh my damn head

dak tuah. thank you

secured my tickets to josh allen’s jersey retirement game

Just 6 years ago anti-vaxxers were a laughable fringe group. Now their victory is so total they're setting government policy. This is like if schools started teaching Flat Earth. A complete failure of education and science comms. Kids will die because we couldn't convince their parents of the truth.

there’s like 1 5 states you can do this with and new mexico is sadly not one of them

bought gel heel guards for my boots and holy shit they make such a difference. i’m gonna wear the soles through these things now

does anyone have video of what happened to get freeland ejected?

is this a safe space

Lora Webb Nichols’s photographs of boom and bust in her small Wyoming town might be the largest photographic record of the era and region.

ahhh here comes the big d, ol donald trump himself. looks like he brought himself a bag lunch, smart

happy labor day

saw the thread on twitter about trump probably having a series of strokes and i haven’t coped this hard before

can sarah sherman’s boyfriend fight

Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days

i don’t know if The Thing has happened yet, but when it does, i’m getting so drunk my grandkids will be hungover

every morning i wake up and unsubscribe from emails from nextdoor

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

headache so bad it's making me sweaty