Nooooo!

God, I’d hate to be JD Vance’s couch tonight.

Dead.

Slaps Steyer bumper sticker over Swalwell bumper sticker. See how that works, GOP?

When did stupidity become inevitable?

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

Ignoring a Congressional subpoena carries fewer legal consequences than lying to Congress under oath. I mean, the calculus for Bondi isn’t… calculus.

“Release the Epstein Fi…”

So we have two weeks to remove him from office?

How can you not want to do everything humanly possible to preserve and protect THIS?

Dammit, now I’m craving Waffle House.

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

Wouldn’t it be ironic…

Brb. Gonna fill up my car on memories of the Dow.

Inject this into my veins!

So, he’ll endorse on Wednesday and create yet another clusterfck?

Shoutout to gas stations posting free vote blue advertisements across the nation.

Our broke ass journalism…

Never underestimate Trump’s ability to make a bad situation worse. apple.news/AxZcMDuUATfy...

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

They don’t care about dumb their drooling leaders sound, they don’t even care how dumb they themselves sound. This isn’t an IQ contest. I get it, their stupidity is an easy target. But they literally DGAF about stupidity.

My talk to text was just getting used to spelling Noem correctly and now I’m going to have to teach it Markwayne…

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Good morning, Texans. Go vote. Then, it's unity through November.

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

Wait… are the Epstein Files in Iran?

MAGA idiots have been programmed to whine about taxes and welcome tariffs in the same breath. Right wing media is a helluva drug.

ICE continues to act like they’ve all been promised pardons (in some cases, it’d be a second one I’d bet).

Yay. But also, why does Newsweek put the tl;dr at the *end* of their articles? www.newsweek.com/democrats-bo...

Clicked on a sad dog reel on Facebook. Send help.

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

There's plenty to criticize Democrats for, and I do it here all the time. But criticizing them for telling people they have to vote is so counterproductive it borders on malevolent. If in 2026, you don't get how important it is, you are as much a part of the problem as anyone you're angry at.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Everything is political — it always has been, it always will be. “Normal” is just policy you stopped noticing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you are a veteran or not, please attend in front of your nearest VA Medical Center, in honor of Alex Pretti.

My local news referring to Ilhan Omar as “one of Trump’s biggest critics” rather than “one of Trump’s biggest targets” has me

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: "If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

The DOJ’s much vaunted conviction rate is going to shit. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ www.huffpost.com/entry/man-ch...

I will never tire of telling people “This wouldn’t have happened under a Kamala presidency.”

HeALtHCaRe FrAuD is this election cycle’s Critical Race Theory, right?

There’s no world where this dragging incident, whatever the circumstances, justifies or somehow excuses Renée Good’s murder.

This is the energy I am voting for this year.