Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It's bad, but we screwed it up for the whole world.

Then it shouldn't happen.

Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise." Bondi: "He does work for us." Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?" Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

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My heart was light and joyful in my work, because the decisions were not mine. - Adolph Eichmann

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

Klobuchar: "Somehow 50,000 peaceful protesters in 10 below weather were able to march without any problems, and then the next day half a dozen ICE and CBP agents couldn't handle a guy with a cell phone taking video of them and shot him. I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here."

“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

"we're doing targeted enforcement" *shoots random mother in the face* *violently kidnaps woman going to the doctor* *flash bangs car with 6 children headed home*

Piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, and one other thing taco. 😋

Disrespect is now punishable by death.

"Don't make me hit you."

I'll never get over the optics of this.

AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.

The same people who yesterday were dismissive of when the Capitol police got the shit kicked out of them by a bloodthirsty mob are today claiming a bunch of unharmed ICE goons were in mortal danger from one woman.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

truly shocked that some people thought there was ever a chance of making this place non-toxic. did you not hang out on Twitter prior to Musk? this kind of platform is fundamentally poisoned, as is all social media and nearly every kind of online community

You know who they're not going to feel heat from.

It's on. 🐺 #GoPack

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Oh, God. I thought they already had.

Donald Trump: 2-0 and undefeated at putting farmers on welfare. www.cnn.com/2025/12/08/p...

Look, Bernie isn't going anywhere!

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

Meyer Bridge at Sarah P. Duke Gardens.

Blue heron at Sarah P. Duke Gardens.

Nuclear testing isn’t something you greenlight in a post, but turning national security into a fear show is how authoritarians rule.

Comer: we're not releasing the Epstein files to protect Bill Clinton.

If you look closely, you can see signs of GOP lawmakers fearing the long-term political consequences of paying more attention to Trump's demands than to the voices of their own constituents - or consciences.

"Maybe the Qataris will give me a jet, too."

While Johnson's bald-faced racism is not particularly surprising, the "small government" party's impulse to micromanage the economy and private enterprise is really something to behold. variety.com/2025/music/n...

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

A centrally controlled economy subsidizing workers. There's a word for it.

Is there an app to keep track of American mass shootings

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

Watergate was shoplifting a pack of gum compared to this.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

1. If passengers book a flight from the EU and it is canceled or significantly delayed, they are entitled to cash compensation — $300 to $700. In the US, flyers were supposed to get similar rights soon. But those plans have been scrapped by the Trump administration. Here's how it happened. 🧵

Looks like the 2A cosplay commandos have a new motto: "Don't bread on me."