@ilgnome.bsky.social
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I found a diet coke in the street. It was still sealed. I am now drinking the diet coke.
2 days ago
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I may have found I can summon a 'friend' by saying some combination of the words of "ChatGPT," "Strangerthings", and possibly, "Used". I will continue to use my powers for Not Evil
3 days ago
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Looks like chatGPT was used with the last season of "Stranger Things". That's another writing credit I get to add!
3 days ago
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A list of ICE agents was leaked. Ryuk gonna be getting a lot of extra time.
4 days ago
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I have had An Day and all I want to do is either advocate for the mulching of ICE or let a large chested woman put my head in her cleavage for a bit.
10 days ago
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Would be a real shame if someone gained access to Flock's fleet of spy cams and made this even easier.
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14 days ago
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No matter what happens, at least I can take comfort in being able to throw myself off of a giant dick shaped tower.
14 days ago
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I like taking pictures of old things that are falling apart. So who'd like to help me buy a geostationary satellite and put it in orbit over the US and fucking move there?
14 days ago
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Were I more eloquent I would write about how I am so hesitant to leave digital 3rd spaces that are effectively dead.
22 days ago
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Hiding from the last remnants of Christmas like Arnie hiding from the Predator
22 days ago
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@juliethecranky.bsky.social
Didn't you use to use something like this for your writing or am I going senile in my old age?
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about 2 months ago
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Makkon
2 months ago
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
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Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
https://fund.blender.org/
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At this point the only real difference between Twitter and Bluesky is how far the mask has slipped.
2 months ago
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I have lived my life so that when I die only a few people will know. Everyone else will just be "Well, gnome's gone and sod off again"
2 months ago
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Betty Rocksteady
2 months ago
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Tiffany Morris
2 months ago
When people say “poetry is bullshit” (and boy, do they love to say it), it just tells me that a) they don’t read a lot of poetry and b) they don’t have the tools to distinguish good poetry from bad
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We should check to see if any of these senators have property in Argentina.
2 months ago
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If a black cat crosses your path, you get good luck. If it lets you pet it, it cancels out one (1) act of bad luck (breaking mirror, under a ladder, etc)
2 months ago
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Moon lit field 🥰
2 months ago
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Ayme
3 months ago
Esther pls stop pushing Dan, he’s trying his best 😔
#unDivine
#gamedev
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@crypticcrits.bsky.social
The dice I bought from you at Faefest have rolled wonderfully in all the games I've played with them. Thank you again for the dice!
3 months ago
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Kind of comforting knowing I'm so forgettable.
3 months ago
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reposted by
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
3 months ago
People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
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Here I am freshly sterilized and no one to share it with. (post at degen hour so no one sees this)
3 months ago
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@tiffmorris.bsky.social
I share this because I thought this video essay was beautiful.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqz3...
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The Persistence of Decay
YouTube video by Sarah Davis Baker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqz3h6RF_7I
3 months ago
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Censoring yourself "for the algorithm" when talking about serious topics like rape, suicide, and other similar topics. It's starting to bleed into other aspects of communication.
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3 months ago
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I have very strong opinions on how numbers should be displayed
3 months ago
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Sometimes I feel like a stepping stone for people. But not a useful one. Not one on the main path. Maybe I have a neat plant close by, or a strange bug was hanging out. They show up for a little bit and then leave. I don't blame them, I never move.
3 months ago
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3 months ago
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IlGnome for French Prime Minister... can't cock it up any worse than the last guy, or the new guy...
3 months ago
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If it's stupid but works, it's an OSHA violation.
3 months ago
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@juliethecranky.bsky.social
First the IOC gave knitters an apology, now the youtube channel SciShow, because they were dismissive of knitting in a recent video.
4 months ago
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I want to upgrade my headlights from halogen to LED, but angle them correctly as to not blind people. But then put servos on them so when people with poorly adjusted lamps hit me in the face I CAN GET MY FUCKING REVENGE.
4 months ago
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Jeeps are the Original ANTIFA-wagon.
4 months ago
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Been gone like all day. One the first things I do is try a cheesy flirtly line on someone.
4 months ago
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I have no hope for the future. We'll be lucky to see Midterm elections. I doubt we'll see an election in '28. Every single check and balance has failed or been corrupted. Do what you can to help others near you.
4 months ago
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Today is a I want to rot in bed all day and be chucked into a wood chipper face first.
4 months ago
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It's 2025 and there are still shit spots in town for Verizon coverage.
4 months ago
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I have learned that if folks want to hear from me they'll reach out. Otherwise I just stay in my own little bubble and not bother anyone. It's comfy in my bubble.
4 months ago
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Tried to make home made ravioli. It did not turn out well. Oh well.
4 months ago
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Went to antique malls with Wife because she likes it. Ended up looking at old playboys and thinking the pictures looked uninspired. (Like I could do better when shooting people)
4 months ago
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If Gordon Ramsay ever asks me about the size of my bollocks I can take comfort in the knowledge that I can confidentially tell him that yes. I do have large testicles, as confirmed by multiple independent medical experts.
4 months ago
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reposted by
Hex ☕️ Cryptic Crits
4 months ago
As the "I'm not political" has cropped up in the TTRPG space, again, I'm going to tap the sign.
crypticcrits.com/pages/our-va...
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Our Values
Cryptic Crits is owned by a Nonbinary Cripplepunk Cryptid with Democratic Socialist leanings. This means the following:We believe LGBTQ+ should have the same rights as anyone else.Same goes for POC, I...
https://crypticcrits.com/pages/our-values
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Strive to be someone that others don't celebrate the death of. It's actually pretty easy if I'm being honest. Don't spend your life being a fascist cock holster.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Betty Rocksteady
4 months ago
I feel like someone needs this, it’s such a vibe 60USD
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Question I sometimes get: "What's wrong with you?!" Answers I can give: "I've had two MRIs this year and we still don't know." -or- "Date of Diagnosis or Alphabetical?"
4 months ago
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Why did i agree to make chicken katsu? I mean, I know why, but why?
4 months ago
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Fresh account and forgot to post: Trans Rights are Human Rights. If you would like to debate me, please step into the the Debate Booth.
4 months ago
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reposted by
Wondermark Comics
4 months ago
I'm sure no one at all will find this relatable Wondermark
#1573; The Threat of Doing
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