I found a diet coke in the street. It was still sealed. I am now drinking the diet coke.

I may have found I can summon a 'friend' by saying some combination of the words of "ChatGPT," "Strangerthings", and possibly, "Used". I will continue to use my powers for Not Evil

Looks like chatGPT was used with the last season of "Stranger Things". That's another writing credit I get to add!

A list of ICE agents was leaked. Ryuk gonna be getting a lot of extra time.

I have had An Day and all I want to do is either advocate for the mulching of ICE or let a large chested woman put my head in her cleavage for a bit.

Would be a real shame if someone gained access to Flock's fleet of spy cams and made this even easier.

No matter what happens, at least I can take comfort in being able to throw myself off of a giant dick shaped tower.

I like taking pictures of old things that are falling apart. So who'd like to help me buy a geostationary satellite and put it in orbit over the US and fucking move there?

Were I more eloquent I would write about how I am so hesitant to leave digital 3rd spaces that are effectively dead.

Hiding from the last remnants of Christmas like Arnie hiding from the Predator

@juliethecranky.bsky.social Didn't you use to use something like this for your writing or am I going senile in my old age?

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org

At this point the only real difference between Twitter and Bluesky is how far the mask has slipped.

I have lived my life so that when I die only a few people will know. Everyone else will just be "Well, gnome's gone and sod off again"

When people say “poetry is bullshit” (and boy, do they love to say it), it just tells me that a) they don’t read a lot of poetry and b) they don’t have the tools to distinguish good poetry from bad

We should check to see if any of these senators have property in Argentina.

If a black cat crosses your path, you get good luck. If it lets you pet it, it cancels out one (1) act of bad luck (breaking mirror, under a ladder, etc)

Moon lit field 🥰

Esther pls stop pushing Dan, he’s trying his best 😔 #unDivine #gamedev

@crypticcrits.bsky.social The dice I bought from you at Faefest have rolled wonderfully in all the games I've played with them. Thank you again for the dice!

Kind of comforting knowing I'm so forgettable.

People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small

Here I am freshly sterilized and no one to share it with. (post at degen hour so no one sees this)

@tiffmorris.bsky.social I share this because I thought this video essay was beautiful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqz3...

Censoring yourself "for the algorithm" when talking about serious topics like rape, suicide, and other similar topics. It's starting to bleed into other aspects of communication.

I have very strong opinions on how numbers should be displayed

Sometimes I feel like a stepping stone for people. But not a useful one. Not one on the main path. Maybe I have a neat plant close by, or a strange bug was hanging out. They show up for a little bit and then leave. I don't blame them, I never move.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

IlGnome for French Prime Minister... can't cock it up any worse than the last guy, or the new guy...

If it's stupid but works, it's an OSHA violation.

@juliethecranky.bsky.social First the IOC gave knitters an apology, now the youtube channel SciShow, because they were dismissive of knitting in a recent video.

I want to upgrade my headlights from halogen to LED, but angle them correctly as to not blind people. But then put servos on them so when people with poorly adjusted lamps hit me in the face I CAN GET MY FUCKING REVENGE.

Jeeps are the Original ANTIFA-wagon.

Been gone like all day. One the first things I do is try a cheesy flirtly line on someone.

I have no hope for the future. We'll be lucky to see Midterm elections. I doubt we'll see an election in '28. Every single check and balance has failed or been corrupted. Do what you can to help others near you.

Today is a I want to rot in bed all day and be chucked into a wood chipper face first.

It's 2025 and there are still shit spots in town for Verizon coverage.

I have learned that if folks want to hear from me they'll reach out. Otherwise I just stay in my own little bubble and not bother anyone. It's comfy in my bubble.

Tried to make home made ravioli. It did not turn out well. Oh well.

Went to antique malls with Wife because she likes it. Ended up looking at old playboys and thinking the pictures looked uninspired. (Like I could do better when shooting people)

If Gordon Ramsay ever asks me about the size of my bollocks I can take comfort in the knowledge that I can confidentially tell him that yes. I do have large testicles, as confirmed by multiple independent medical experts.

As the "I'm not political" has cropped up in the TTRPG space, again, I'm going to tap the sign. crypticcrits.com/pages/our-va...

Strive to be someone that others don't celebrate the death of. It's actually pretty easy if I'm being honest. Don't spend your life being a fascist cock holster.

I feel like someone needs this, it’s such a vibe 60USD

Question I sometimes get: "What's wrong with you?!" Answers I can give: "I've had two MRIs this year and we still don't know." -or- "Date of Diagnosis or Alphabetical?"

Why did i agree to make chicken katsu? I mean, I know why, but why?

Fresh account and forgot to post: Trans Rights are Human Rights. If you would like to debate me, please step into the the Debate Booth.

I'm sure no one at all will find this relatable Wondermark #1573; The Threat of Doing