Adobe quietly injects AI content into user’s files, hikes prices Adobe Creative Cloud quietly injects AI generated alt text into users' files, sparking outrage.

I am very tired of bsky constantly changing the behavior of the home button. Sometimes it keeps your place in the timeline, other times it doesn't.

The entrepreneur struggle is real for a millenial used to instant gratification from the Internet. So much sit-and-wait involved! I want to be proactive without spamming people!

/3 I previously saw a bear on the wrong side of Foothill, and IIRC told the story of trying to call the bear authorities to report it. It was approaching the YMCA, which as I reported it I realized sounded like a joke, but it was not.

When the people you’re trying to automate don’t get automated fast enough and now it’s awkward

also no amount of encryption can stop a wrench attack and you opening your phone for someone. xkcd.com/538/

i still have these stickers and larger ones in my kofi shop

Here's your Minnesota Trans Pride stickers finally! we've got 4x2.5 inches and 2x1 inches! ko-fi.com/s/37430f4cb7 ko-fi.com/s/d96b4f6941 these are high quality vinyl, and came out really really nicely! #bsnm #pride

Wifi go brrrrrr

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

It's only been 4 years since they released this image. Red X's are closures (if today's happen) Blue Circles are reported layoffs

Cops usually make more than teachers.🤷🏿‍♂️ But... Q1: Are there any metro areas where public school teachers are paid higher base salary than cops? A1: Yes! NYC, NY. Boston, MA. Palo Alto, CA. Q2: Which cities have the best academic performance in the USA? A1: NYC, NY. Boston, MA. Palo Alto, CA.

Meowth that's right 🌈

Well, I gotta admit it was worth the wait for that curtain to be removed.

My license in San Mateo County is now active, but I haven't received the ID yet. That comes next week. Business lag moves so slow, man.

gcc: lol cpp: lolol ld: lmao ld-linux: lmfao, bro

Ya know, given that the push for genai is largely coming from investors, it’s not crazy to reframe a lot of this as drug dealers paying companies to use a drug in the hopes that it becomes highly addictive. And if your company is offered multiple billions to use it, how could you refuse?

There's so much paperwork involved in starting a business, man. And the process goes so slowly! Very bad for someone with ADHD lol

Obviously this is a terrible idea but also I think we need an immediate moratorium on LLMs using bi flag colors as they are not worthy of the aesthetic

Archive team? cc @textfiles.com

My loves, please stay doing your business on Signal

Our financial system is a mess. I was wondering why San Francisco was a ghost town nowadays.

It's not the energy bills, water usage, noise pollution, toxic emissions, data privacy issues, backroom deals, or the middle class paying for tax incentives for billionaires. Chinese bribery of millions of Americans is the only logical explanation for why anyone would not want a datacenter nearby.

sports app

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

this is a good thread, and a reminder that A.I. detectors are also A.I. and can hallucinate just as badly

You know how funny it is when people’s pet parrots order like 40 cartons of Strawberries on Alexa while they’re at work

Cert acquired! Now I just need to change it to my real name,

I am a millenial forever tainted. I see someone with an e-mail that starts with "SA" and my first thought is "goon?" I doubt it, it's for a forensics tool.

I hope the Ocarina of Time remake leaves "no" as the default option so first-timers can experience the pain.

Does anyone know any digital forensics people in the bay area I can refer business to? I'm not a forensics person and wouldn't feel comfortable charging customers for the service (too new, too much detail requiring muscle memory).

Told mom I'm going into business for myself because of the shitty algorithmic job market. She told me what it was like for her and dad when he did the same. No judgments, just warnings for what's ahead from experience. She's a good mom.

A robot car will drive your kid to soccer practice. A disembodied voice will comfort your child at night. A glowing screen will teach your child; a matrix on a GPU will calculate their worth. They will learn morality from a conglomerate. And you will be free.

i think this meme might have actually been when the internet, and by extension civilization as a whole, peaked

Almost done with incident responder training from LetsDefend. Feeling accomplished. Never thought I'd say this but I want that cert!

Claude Fable 5 fails SONA-bench but barely, giving a "I dunno if my mom would let me have one" kinda answer

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 915: "battery acid spaghetti" // "don't do this"

Learning about auditing Active Directory enumeration attacks. What an absolute mess of a protocol!

I painted the bear sea.

I made a Firefox add-on that lets you find the federal court opinion/docket mentioned in a news story in one click. Using @free.law's CourtListener and RECAP of course. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo... (this is a personal project)

You can use the whois command for data exfiltration on Unix platforms? Wild.

Give it a watch, it’s the longest-running programming competition in the world! They’ll be having the event here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWC...

It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest!

 Excited to watch winners streaming at 11AM PDT today.

 It always brings out an interesting blend of compiler nerds, programming language theorists, and researchers.

okay Epoch 9 i realize that you're still trying to figure out how to draw stuff, buddy, but you can't just give me Big Naturals Sauron and expect me not to put him on the TL