I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions

Happy turkey Day 🦃

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits

They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

“ghost of future shareholder, please, tell me it isn’t true. tell me timmy got a ten percent yield on his shares…” “no marx. timmy’s inflation adjusted earnings are negative” “tell me ghost, are these the shadows of things that will be, or may be?” “i cannot disclose material non-public information”

Periodic reminder the WHOLE phrase is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". Your found family is stronger than those who gave birth to you. The bonds you form are Stronger than those tied to you. You didn't consent to being born. You don't owe them shit.

Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."

what did they mean by this

Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!

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This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

“China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels. This trend will continue simply because renewables are cheap.” Gift link: China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics www.economist.com/leaders/2025...

#graff #StreetArt #graffiti

if you’re baking from a box tonight remember DO NOT BUY BETTY CROCKER YOUR RECIPE WILL NOT WORK recipes are written for 18oz boxes. 15oz will get by but 13oz WILL NOT.

this is mesmerizing

Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity. Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

You see this guy and you're about to see some real shit.

An excellent primer on the long, horrifying history of antisemitism. ⬇️

movie: we can't trace their payload, it's behind two layers of base64! computer knowers: *groan* reality:

Can’t breathe

oh so nvidia is cooked for real for real

“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”

Filled with overwhelming dread I won't find a job before my money runs out. Hate this feeling.

Landlords could no longer rely on rent-pricing software to quietly track each other's moves and push rents higher using confidential data, under a settlement between RealPage Inc. and federal prosecutors. n.pr/3XiBDAJ

> high-level, functional programming language implemented entirely using the C preprocessor annnnnd I'm Scared.

Zootopia 2 is off to a great start!

this is what it's like, yeah.

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

I love fried halloumi so much man.

vegetarian food often attempts to replicate meat where it could easily outdo it on its own terms, entry #237: tofu bacon sucks and everyone knows it. you're lying to yourself if you disagree. but cut some thin slices of halloumi and pan fry it and i wonder why i ever ate bacon for breakfast

The artist behind these has been doing this longer than most of us and we are so lucky to be able to enjoy the breadth of her work. She needs heart surgery and could really use community support atm www.patreon.com/TerrieSmith

fiiiiiinally some real recognition of leftists who get firearms

lucy thats a crime!

my “we are not enron” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly. In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported. 🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

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