I don't buy snacks to try to trick myself into having to cook real meals but instead I just had brussel sprouts and cake for dinner

@vovat.bsky.social What was the Land of Oz called before Oz showed up

Real art is loving shots of a vending machine Fritos purchase. That's why Vince Gilligan is my guy.

It's so nice to have TV to watch again

I did it again. I accidentally bought scented trash bags. This month is already ruined.

Saturday

Happy Nevada Day!

Pick a side

I have a lot of chores to do today so I'm sitting on the couch watching videos of people doing DIY upholstery.

What happened to The Script?

What IS "cool" mint?

The floatato chip didn’t crumble under the weight of a Fat Bear Junior champ, and Chunk proved that round and resilient is the recipe for success. Catch us tomorrow for another spicy vote.

Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween

Biggie had the villa buzzing and 26’s spring cub queen turned heads. Your Fat Bear Junior winners are through to tomorrow’s final Fat Bear Junior showdown. Only one cub will strut into Fat Bear Week. Who’s got your vote?

I'd rather listen to Maroon 5 than any AI generated music.

Cat yoga

The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.

Really disappointed they didn't call me to direct this. I've been trying to make a Siegfried and Roy movie for over a decade now. Not trying very hard of course.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

What if instead of playing Donkey Kong on my Switch 2 I just use it to play Yu-Gi-Oh! Games from 2002

GAGA

This is like if Jeremy Renner got ratioed on the Jeremy Renner app

listen up fuckos. I've done it. I figured it out. I know how to fix games, and it's more cows www.nintendolife.com/features/bac...

You've really dropped the ball, Gators Daily. We're so flat over here on bluesky.

Update: it actually has stevia in it and is UNDRINKABLY disgusting. Would rather have orange flavored water.

Whoever invented selling watered down orange juice as "light orange juice" for the same price is a genius.

Congratulations to the new Secretary of Defense, Cocaine Bear!

IT'S FRIDAY! WHERE ARE YOU, GATORS DAILY??

@gatorsdaily.bsky.social Where's my CLIP? It's flat as fuck out here

Your Outie likes the sound of Radar. I feel like he’s a pretty good boy. #severance #radar #illustration

Starting this week, we’ll all pay more at the store because of the Trump tariffs, even while he’s finalizing a multi-trillion-dollar tax cut for the wealthy. All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.

Do you think Jeremy Strong is mad that he isn't daddy's favorite Oscar boy?

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

Good news! Reba's new show got renewed for a second season so I can continue to be the only person who watches it.

@jogomie.bsky.social ...The Killers played Battle Born and Bones in Laughlin. Why am I forsaken

Don't forget to leave your pennies out for Lincoln tonight.

There isn't enough Reba.

HELLY/HELENA Wow, Britt Lower’s performance is a masterclass in subtlety. I’ve never felt more intimated by a head tilt. Incredible stuff. #severance #hellyart #fanart #hellyr