i got left on read while sexting someone today, so i started sexting her girlfriend instead

nailsday

From For You

no actually im dog

im Facebook

t4t stands for Thing4Thing

I'm not anxious and im not paranoid,, it's just that everyone thinks I'm annoying and that my partners don't want me

Yes that's me, doordashing a double on Friday with a grade 3 ankle sprain :(

wawmen noodwes

giving my pokemon rival my deadname in white 2, so i can settle the score once and for all

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🎉🎉🎉 WE DID IT YALL WE GOT SOME GOOD DICK

they're either not noticing the puppy girl bite marks all over me or theyre willfully ignoring the puppy girl bite marks all over me, and i can't tell which is worse

thanks for the 1 ,subscribers

thank u miles davis for fuck you at trumpet

my head is too big for elastic headbands 🫠

i should really start hrt

it's been two weird-ass years

please dog in heaven do not let me fumble this bag

delivering a live lobster rn ??????

liminal breakfast burrito

it's 6am. i am the only baddie for miles.

i may be phoning it in but at least im fuckin phoning it dude

how has her voice gotten BETTER

it's ok if your album of the year is a ten-year anniversary reproduction of an album by Carly Rae Jepsen. it's ok if it was the 2015 album of the year too

if i pull a puppygirl, the polyamory trifecta will be complete

delivering food in the absolute sketchiest parts of Phoenix while essentially dressed as a gay sailor

ham god

all im saying is that if u go to tamesjaylor.bandcamp.com u can tamesjaylor.bandcamp.com while the tamesjaylor.bandcamp.com hits the tamesjaylor.bandcamp.com

if u still use Spotify, and don't at least pirate it, i assume you probably hate all musicians lol. im glad u were able to pay Bruno Mars last year

choosing to dogpost instead of fedpost

You might not be a fan of all this snow. But the dog, she's all about. Barking and squawking all thru the neighbourhood. #winterstorm #snowTO #winterTO #DogsOfBlueSky #Toronto #SpringerSpaniel

a bag of fast food inside a bag of fast food inside of a bag of fast food

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

gay

NEW SKRILLEX ISV ERY GOODF

vampy Teto

Puppy with flower

Erinnah

currently getting straight up zonked off this strain. absolutely ZOOTED

hitting my opposition with one of these next time

reposting this until i feel better

trauma dumping rn sorry. because someone with a gun blocked my car at 1am while shouting at me to leave

i dont drink very much and i already finished work ,so i don't see one day drinking session as much of a problem.. but my brain is so overloaded rn i need NEED a min to relax

im daydrinking hard liquor in the passengers seat about it

Kinda Smash Bros

I hate to ask again but I have a bunch of bills coming up that I can’t afford if anyone can send me even a little bit it will be greatly appreciated 💕 cash.app/$Crystalyosh...

i want to die in a blimp accident. that's how i gotta go out