I don’t understand how any Ferrari fan could root for Verstappen (yes, I know it’s because of the Lestappen delusion, shhhh)

🤌 ANDREA 🤌 KIMI 🤌 ANTONELLI 🤌

Oscar Piastri you will start to cough in three days

I’m shrieking laughing at the F1

When I played, everyone knew their position. Now people tell me “gender is fluid.” Okay—but not in a 4-4-2. By: Alexi Lalas

Since I still think this is a good idea two years later, I need to get this

The latest Scent Update

it is actually very funny that Cuomo finally got Mamdani to give up his rent stabilized apartment because he's going to move into Gracie Mansion

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

I repeat.

There are rust stains on my sheets so bad it looks like I was eating spaghetti in bed. I love well water!!!!!

Would anyone with an Athletic subscription be able to share a gift link to the Alfie Whiteman article?

This is from a biography of Anna Wintour but now I want to read a biography of Diana Vreeland

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

fernando charged one too many rounds of Chandon to the company card smh

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh

well now I have to know what a Rufus Wainwright "O Canada" sounds like

Stupid thing my anxiety has attached itself to: hanging pictures. I can’t just nail up shit! It has to be balanced and composed and thematically appropriate!

It’s really interesting how everyone has memory holed Verstappen dropping racial slurs, assaulting fellow drivers, defending his TP’s sexual harassment of his employee, etc etc etc

Helmut Marko crawl back into your coffin and stay there

Mexico booing the wrong driver tbqh

Ollie Bearman says FUCK Max Verstappen

Alex Albon, WHO exactly is calling you Lexi

w/r/t last reskeet, it gets exhausting when people On Here are like you MUST do this this and the other thing, and I’m just [redacted] and existing while trans and that feels like a lot already

You can *care* about many things and you can only take concrete & sustained action on 1 or 2 things.

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

Carlos Sainz committing child abuse out there

All of Mitski’s albums are currently pay-what-you-want on Bandcamp, should you be the kind of weirdo want to own Mitski’s discography. (It’s me, I’m the weirdo)

(listening to my body) What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?

If your ska band doesn’t have even one black member, you’re just sparkling dipshits with horns.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Three falafel and half a pint of ice cream at 3pm is a perfectly cromulent lunch

I genuinely wonder if the Sky F1 comms ever even look at the cars in front of them unless there’s a producer screaming in their ear

if anyone happened to be looking for a nearly complete archive of The Dugout …

Keeping one eye on Day 2 of Iris Apfel's estate auction and wondering if we can make Popecore happen. www.liveauctioneers.com/catalog/3896...

Today is an excellent day for birthdays: @sophiahelix.bsky.social, Charles Leclerc, and Grady!

Jarvis H. Christ

Somehow I’ve got to digitize all of these

manul

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

I would lay down my life for Safety Boy

Someone going to Austin this weekend please get tattooed for me @essesmag.com www.instagram.com/reel/DPog6xo...

Does this mean I’m officially trans now

I would lay down my life for Safety Boy

Wish your family a happy Halloween with this autismal Paperback Paradise postcard set 🎃 9 haunted postcard 👻 2 possessed bookmarks 💀💀💀 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...

My head hair is almost all dark, so why are my eyebrows going so grey??