In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Under Woke II we are unionizing the dick sucking factory

Two hour meetings three or four times a week are not something most non-executive jobs entail, right?

real napoleon invasion of russia mistakes happening here

@gdannin.bsky.social at least we only ended up in Sesto San Giovanni!

Important scholarship

replace rfk jr with this guy

Goob morning

However, do watch the sequel: youtu.be/Tv5lYwO5IlU

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

UConn Archives & Special Collections fellowship applications close January 30. We offer $4,000 research fellowships & $1,500 travel grants supporting work with collections in social movements, literature, the arts, education, industry, and more. Open to all researchers. Please boost! #nutmegsky

It snowed less than an inch last night and I woke up to my 73-year-old dad sweeping the 100-foot-long driveway with a push broom.

So apparently Gabi Papadakis was fired from her NBC Olys commentating gig because of her ex-partner's C&D re: her new book. Yes I think it's wrong but also weird for NBC to have standards all of a sudden

Felt shit enough to test, negative for everything, yay? I just feel like I got hit by a bus and I’m really mad at that bus.

For those of you who’ve been unfortunate enough to have flu this season, did it start with persistent unexplained unease?

If you need me, I will be answering to this going forward

I am like 99 percent sure the CT State Capitol police do not have the authority to do traffic stops on random streets in Hartford but that sure didn’t stop the cops in front of me

I just stopped to kill some time in a coffee shop that I thought might have had a fashy name but it’s WORSE: it’s named after a Bright Eyes record

The mind is gone, fully dropped out the back & they're still running around chicken-little style

Long before the term existed, Star Trek's heart was "woke" & even though that word has been hijacked & made a cudgel to insult, to ridicule & - at the toxic extremes of social media - to justify prejudice & racism, Star Trek's heart is strong & still beating for those listening

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Can someone please summon the ghost of Joshua Farris

Johnny Weir, please feel free to shut the fuck up

Incredible photo.

I would lay down in a puddle so Gabriella Papadakis could cross without getting her feet wet

This sounds like a New England pulpit awakening the Union dead

lmao

gotta be some use for this at some point

Ilia Malinin’s jumps

📽️If you can't get enough Riverdance, Jason Brown commentates his Riverdance short program here - it's all for the fans www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIhL...

Maxim Naumov and his parents lived a couple towns away from me for years and I’ve been following his career since he was a novice. He is ungodly strong and I am pulling for him so hard

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

idk, it offered me the perfect opportunity to double down on jonathan edward ross, 43, of carver county & working at the st. paul ICE field office being identified as who murdered renee nicole good yesterday

Dave Lease has, among MANY other shitty things, called a teenage gymnast a period stain. Rotting in obscurity is better than he deserves. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olymp...

AMBER GLENN QUEER EXCELLENCE

Someday I’ll write my essay about how influencers encouraging people to give up the internet are an op to keep everyone not in major metropolitan areas isolated

Today’s dentist visit revelation is that it turns out my mouth is, and this is a clinical term, too fucking small and I need to be using a children’s toothbrush.

One of my friends years ago used to love to say stuff like “we’re both totally fucked, we’re doomed, we’re unfixable, that’s why we’re such good friends” Then he quit talking to me when I wouldn’t leave my partner and move away with him, and eventually I learned that I’m not in fact totally fucked.

“these are my daughters, Demure and Mindful, and my sons Smith and Wesson”

I had an amazing day out seeing @alexwinter.com (and several others!) in Waiting For Godot and then having fancy cocktails and getting stationery and pastries, despite, you know, everything

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

Hell yeah brother

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Instead of arguing with bad faith posters or people you don’t agree with why not just send them any one, or more, of these Gary Neville screenshots.

I’m finally watching the gay hockey show and I want to be Scott Hunter’s best friend