and if you dont like it he'll set them on YOU

hear me out but is it possible the problem has been Southampton football club all along?

Restore Britain's language is not just racist it's now indistinguishable from Neo-Nazi groups.

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Fantastic interview. Everyone should read it:

Wonder what Reform's position on the Charlie Kirk shooting was… oh

Plums xkcd.com/3209/

Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded! I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded! Because every passing year makes it funnier.

I've Just realised who Polanski reminds me of!!! Its Aaron Bastani!!

i can't remember who it was who coined nork whisperer but it makes me laugh every time I think of it.

"This is democracy manifest. Sir, get your hands off my penis."

To be fair to Charlie Kuchner hiring sex workers to seduce relatives so he can then blackmail them is time consuming. Maybe he just caught up and missed the meeting.

We've mocked RFK Jr but apparently America has solved Tourettes?!

"John Prescott would be loving this"

Downfall. One and done

Living room discourse.

This photo makes me want to never read another book again.

New Kevin Morby song is a banger

American bluesky : we're the last thing standing between the US and outright fascism. Also American bluesky: I must spend every waking moment tweeting about Stancil and British food.

You're stuck in the last movie you watched....(answer with a Gif)

Ice plumb twitter was my favourite twitter

Would be a good time to find out how Brett Kavanaugh paid off his credit card debt

Just don’t go to the US. There’s a maniac in charge there and anything could happen. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

The reference to families is the extra touch that makes Trump a lowlife thug and Trump followers fucking trash.

Rather than going through an arduous process of rejoining Britain should just change its name to Hungary and start showing up to EU meetings. Fairly certain the rest of the EU would go along with it.

As well as removing him from the line of succession every association, gathering and club in the country should write to AMW. advising he is no longer allowed to join and no application will be entertained

Today was the day Donald Trump finally became President

'I am a coward who will join any racist party who ask me. Please vote for me'

fascinated by that Josh Simon's denial.

Trying to interest the Guardian in commissioning a new article 'He loved showing his willy: the subversive genius of John Barrowman'

I told you getting rid of McSweeney would help...

The thing about that Owen Jones video is, even before he laughs at the woman, his body language oozes contempt.

Look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy. Very sleepy...

Who has the worst profile picture ever and why is it Michael Tracy?

@lrpearson.bsky.social ?

Reading 2666 at the moment and it's really kicking my ass.

just remembered Robbie Travers

to: National Express need 2 borrow biggest bus you have Charles R

Hope he gets the duty solicitor. Someone deserves that fixed fee

I hope he makes a ridiculous crown immunity claim; we could do with some case law on crown criminal immunity.

Happy Birthday, Andy.

I will be making no further comment at this time.

ah hahahhaha ah hahahahah hahah

The Master. Let's go to England for 45 minutes for some reason.

You think Paul Mescal is a good actor. You are in fact mistaken. He is a bad actor.

"5 Pillars" runs a Podcast called "Blood Brothers", which has hosted some of Britain's most notorious neo-Nazis & far right activists, like Nick Griffin (BNP), Mark Collett (Patriotic Alternative) & Jayda Fransen (ex-Britain First), to rant about Jews. Now the Greens are cosying up to them.

Off to see Hamnet. Curious to see what I think of it given my entirely irrational dislike of Jessie Buckley and my only slightly more rational dislike of Paul Mescal

A future pub quiz question is which fascist party with a name beginning Re- was first to have an MP?