Dr: this strong steroid will clear up your sinus infection Me: ok Dr: but since you're diabetic, basically no carbs since your sugar will spike Me: ok Dr: so you're gonna be REALLY hungry but also REALLY angry for the next 5 days Me: ok Husband:

Cards & Cubs trying to play a baseball game. Someone's gonna tie a rope around PCA's waist and send him out to look for the ball. #STLCards

A lil JP Souza and Guinta's jacket is really going hard this year.

Me: eh I don't feel that patriotic this year DSM Symphony Orchestra lights up 1812 Overture:

They're best friends. #CatsOfBluesky

Nothing better than an early morning thunderstorm from the comfort of your own bed 😍

#NW with Goldberry: House of Wax with Vincent Price. I know she's only a year old, but I watched this one before I was in 1st grade for sure. Even have the thunderstorm for background!

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

Me when Bedard leaves practice early after falling on his shoulder

This is hilarious

Listen I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but the Cubs giving 50K to Venezuela when the Ricketts family has an estimated 8 billion plus in wealth and has spent upwards of 10 million on influencing elections in Nebraska alone.... Yeah I'm not exactly impressed.

She's helping (she's not helping). #CatsOfBluesky

Need help - having trouble on who or what to dedicate my thesis to. It was supposed to be a PhD before life lifed all over everything so now I'm bitterly defending a second masters that doesn't really benefit me. It's on river otters btw. Any funny or practical suggestions welcome.

My toddler after my husband accidentally says the word "muffin". @skonrady.bsky.social

Montreal has got to feel awesome about this. Looking forward to watching this group of guys for years to come #GoHabsGo

I hope McConnell dies on the third or fourth so I have a reason to celebrate the holiday 🤞

Time for some strongly worded emails, Blues fans

When you forget what day of the week and is and bring home all the baby's daycare stuff for the weekend. Sorry to drag you on main @skonrady.bsky.social but I can't pass up this perfect gif opportunity!

Fellow Americans: since our own national holiday is tough to stomach, remember to be respectful if you celebrate Canada Day instead. Dos: Listen to Joni Mitchel Watch Schitt's Creek / Heated Riveraly Eat maple syrup Admire moose and beavers Obsess over hockey uh oh oh no this is just my normal day

Who are the real Chicago @cubs? - two 10-game win streaks - 10-game losing streak - entire pitching staff on IL - Heating up again - 49-38, first NL wild card position and second in the division.

8 mil for Trouba? Jacob Trouba? #NHL #Sharks

Next winter, every time I remember that Byram is making 12.5 M a year, I promise to remind myself that the real feel in Chicago was 102°F when that happened. It explains a lot of things.

Having one of those days where I absolutely need to be productive but I feel like complete garbage 🤒🤧. So I'm hanging out with Goldberry and refreshing trade news. Hopefully I can get it together tonight or tomorrow.

Posting for prosperity. I made this list March 2026, will update after the trades calm down. Senators will be moving way up, possibly Penguins as well. Jets probably sliding into neutral territory. #NHL #YesIHaveAProblem

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When we need to show emotion WE GET REALLY LOUD shouting is the ONLY way to display urgency OKAY?!?! now follow with a witty quip #StrangerThings

Finally hate watching the last episode of Stranger Things. I genuinely enjoyed the first few seasons, really liked everything about it, but the end is just embarrassing. Terrible acting, stupid dialogue, what even is this plot? All profit driven, make it easy for ppl to scroll and "watch". 🤢🤢🤢

When will we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain? When the hurley burley's done, when the battle's lost and won #CatsOfBluesky

Biological control at its finest

Truthfully, IDK what the solution is to trans athletes and gendered sports. But I'm pretty damn sure it isn't targeting an extremely small number of girls and women and going to these lengths to exclude them. Transphobes don't care about women's sports - they don't care about women at all!

The left causing more problems for Matt Shaw

Panthers really on a mission to be the most hated team in hockey. Unfortunately the Oilers have finally bested them at something. (Both still behind LVGK)

I took my son ice skating for the first time and bought him his first skates. Makes me think of my dad, who died 9 years ago yesterday. I want to call and tell him all about it, brag on Aidan, and let him tease me about the helmet and skate aid. I want to share memories of skating on the rec center

If a stranger started talking like Ms Rachel I'd think "oh she works with children" whereas if a stranger started talking like Blippi I'd think "this person is malfunctioning" and start slowly backing away. This skeet has been brought to you by the heatwave and too much screentime.

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

Well I'm Irish and my matrilineage is Caitlín Catherine Katherine Kathleen Colleen so....

Bluesky I am Livid. Just visited a friend w breast cancer after her mastectomy. After mine 11 years ago, 10 mg oxy every 4-6 hours for weeks. Her in 2026? Tylenol, ibuprofen, and tramadol. (If you're not in the know, tramadol is like Tylenol 3 except T3 isn't used anymore bc it doesn't do shit).

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happy 6 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

POV: you took your toddler to an art festival

Nervously bringing some stale bread to my next mammogram

Penguins social media has been 💯 with the Ruck twins

A lot stressful but yeah a little funny

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

How dare the other moms at this park judge me just because I told my child *checks notes*, "I will leave you in this park and let you fight the raccoons for survival." They only thought it was harsh bc they assume the raccoons would win. I know better.

1) nope it's AI 2) Who is to say she DIDN'T commit a crime? She's white so it was probably insider trading or cooking meth we'll never know

People and folks: Gracie the giraffe hasn't been spotted. Me, a mammalogist, holding up giraffe print: oh I assure you, she has been

All GOP Catholic politicians know is taking the Old Testament literally and pissing on the Sermon on the Mount. Meanwhile, Pope Leo is spitting fire against the MAGA agenda while Our Lady of the Mississippi has a newsletter detailing the findings of TRAPPIST telescope in Chile. Just saying 🤷