Weather caused a small interruption to hockey watchin but that's what happens when tornado season and playoffs season overlap. Anywho... #MidwestProblems Hoping the lightning fucks off in more ways than one #GoHabsGo

Goooooood morning Dallas fans, how are we feeling??? 🥰🤪😴 Starting my day with some needed caffeine and sugar. #NHL #TexasHockey #Stars #Playoffs

Wild PP with less than a minute left? Yeah this will go great so excited for us

Thank Christ

Oh god Quinn hughes's ghosts are looking powerful rn. #Worried

Honestly it's just nice to hear Eddie Olczyk

Stars why? I have to give a chemistry final at 8 AM. Don't make me regret this!

Oh. We're going to overtime. That's fine. This is fine.

That point from Duchene should also count as a goalie goal the way he was protecting Dallas's net a minute earlier

My husband said good night the moment the 2nd period ended and was honk shooin' before Lundquist hit my screen. I'm sorry but when do you get all your thinking and panicking done?! Or reflect on your wrongs from today? Or from 4th grade? Someone should study the male brain that thing is remarkable

Absolutely embarrassing for the Stars to waste the PP and then immediately give up a goal. Yikes

Fun fact: if you put yourself in position to block the puck, you've also put yourself directly in front of the person shooting that puck and moving very fast. Throw your lil helmet all you want, man.

Robo goooooooooooal!!!!!

"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" ~Taylor Swift singing about Wrigley Field, I think

Sid can embellish all he wants I trust him

Wow Corey Perry looks terrible

Manifesting this into existence (I would need to be resuscitated)

This looks like they hired Christopher Nolan to do a dark, gritty remake of the Dawn dish soap commercials. #NHL #Playoffs #Ducks #Oilers

TikTok started feeding me white replacement theory content and that was finally enough to get me to delete that God forsaken app. Big ole nope

Holy shit sabres!

The Stars lost Game 1 of the first round to Colorado last year by a score of (wait for it) 5-1.

I need a cocktail and a nembutal. This game. Will be turning to Sid Crosby for comfort.

THANK YOU ROBO jfc

I know I'm crashing out but tbf as a Blackhawks fan I've never known what it's like to have a team in the playoffs that I care about #SideBurnBlackhawks

What makes this series even more painful in Iowa is that W*ld fans are the absolute worst. They are the biggest sore losers out there and the shittiest winners. I tried to be a bigger fan but ended up unfollowing all the fan pages early in the season bc they were just awful. Anyway there's that

0-3?! I step into the kitchen for half a second to start dinner and we're down by 3? WTF Stars?

Do something ANYTHING on this PP I'm begging you #TexasHockey

My #Caturday started with this absolute ratbag behavior. He has water dishes all over this house smh This is the second time in his life that Pippin has been naughty, fyi #CatsOfBluesky

The only NHL team younger than the Habs is the Blackhawks. Hoping we can start delivering in a similar manner at some point...

When I heard 62 million men, I didn't have a time frame in mind but kind of thought in terms of years. One month. ONE MONTH?!?! It's a lucky thing we want equality and not revenge, as the saying goes.

From rooting against him vs Rockford to rooting against him vs the Stars, there are few players I have followed this closely, hoped and prayed they'd lose, and genuinely liked as much as I like Wallstedt. Good luck (lose in 4) but good luck to this man I hope I can watch him in person again someday

Spotted my first bat of the year last night. Hope she finds a warm place to snuggle up this weekend. #BatAppreciationDay #Bats #DesMoines

Every MAGA evangelical rn

Very cool

You have to be really good at your sport to pull off dress like this. No one ever introduce Bertuzzi and PCA they'll look like side characters with a 3 episode arc on Breaking Bad.

One of my very favorites 🎧

No but #shudder is out of their minds increasing to 100 bucks a year. There's no way, not with the available selection, the meh Shudder produced content, and the streaming quality. Streaming services have gotten out of hand with the price increases just take me back to cable at this point

I, too, would like to rage sing Alanis at karaoke night #ThePitt

For one last time it's "Baby Jane Doe!" day #ThePitt

Louis Crevier do a hat trick.

I love the Bedard + Lardis combo ngl #Blackhawks

What?! I stepped away for a few minutes to make my dinner and somehow the #Blackhawks are up 4-2 on the Sharks? Okay but this dinner is worth it I can watch the highlights tomorrow 😂 Whatever go Hawks I guess!

Okay of course I'm happy the Stars won but did our boys really need to go to a S/O when they have playoffs around the corner? Let these men rest. Now watching the #Blackhawks for the same reason I frame my 2 yo's artwork on the wall and tell him how good it is. #TexasHockey

My brain doing....what my brain does...and cueing up a panic attack on a random Wednesday But then remembering I get to be at a hockey rink tonight

Some real thunderstorm ASMR nonsense happening #IowaWx #DesMoines #Weather #Thunderstorm

If you missed it, the Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney and Finland's President Alexander Stubb, both former hockey players, took to the ice to practice with the PWHL's Ottawa Charge today thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/...

Happy for him, he's always fun to watch in Des Moines. I hope the Stars trash his dreams next week, but happy for him.

See, Big M was tough on crime unlike SOME OTHERS. No respect for Pope Leo until we see evidence of him punching the devil right in the kisser.

Movie Pitch: Inside Out 3 Reilly is now a mom and every other emotion gets overpowered by “Overstimulation” Preferably voiced by Elizabeth Olson.