The Trump admin illegally leaked my unredacted personnel file to Jack's allies to try to smear me. The full force of the federal government is being weaponized to defeat me — I’m asking you to help me fight back! Donate here: secure.ngpvan.com/NGY2cCnISU6c...

ESP is when you have paranormal knowledge of things beyond the five senses. ESPN is when you can see into the future and know in advance that the Dallas Cowboys will be the laughing stock of every sports talk show for the rest of the season.

Two big firsts today. No other American president has ever named a political opponent to be prosecuted—much less had an AG follow through with an indictment. No FBI Director has ever released evidence from a live crime scene. The Epstein files must be SO BAD.

I accidentally ate a chihuahua yesterday.

Trump screwing over American again, in a way that only Trump seems to have a talent for doing. www.axios.com/2025/09/24/t...

Every single American will be paying almost $59 each to bailout Argentina. Is that what you voted for? #MakeArgentinaGreatAgain

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: You get one of two things, either... 1) Peanut butter that never forgets, or 2) An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Yeah, why would anyone protect the scum bags.

A large, legally permitted satirical statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein appeared on the National Mall early yesterday one block west of the US Capitol Building, including a plaque indicating it was erected “In Honor of Friendship Month” (screenshots from a video by @penguinsix.bsky.social).

In one of the Russian kindergartens, kids were made to stage a scene with a plot in which a mother receives a death notification about her son, who died on the battlefield. Russia instills a war mindset in people's heads starting from a very early age. This is terrifying on so many levels.

Kimmel: "Can you imagine? This country has become so authoritarian the Germans are like, 'Come here'"

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Fall will finally arrive here overnight. It was around 96°F today; tomorrow will top out around 82°F.

THIS JUST IN: four out of five doctors recommend that you don’t listen to a single piece of medical "advice" that Donald Trump or Brain Worm Junior give. The fifth doctor was on vacation in Aruba and couldn’t be reached for comment.

I’m thinking of growing extra fingers just for Halloween, just to freak out the little Trick Or Treaters.

Attention, Alaska! Russian 'Z-singer' SHAMAN stated that Alaska is historically Russian territory. "People close to us live there, people who originally have been imbued with our Russian culture&our spirituality.People who remember their ancestors and who have Russian names live there," he said

Well, each 10th one is free with this "frequent apocalypse" card. I have saved a bundle with it 😅

🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ shut down an FBI probe after agents caught Border Czar Tom Homan on tape taking $50,000 in cash from undercover operatives posing as contractors in exchange for promised gov’t contracts. MSNBC’s Carol Leonnig & Ken Dilanian with a massive scoop. Link in reply.

NEW: Judge Beryl Howell granted my motion for expedited review in my FOIA case for the Epstein files, and invited me to file a motion for summary judgment. Which we did, and which you can read here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...

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Jimmy Kimmel’s show wasn’t suspended because of comments about Charlie Kirk. Major media like the NYT keep saying that, but Kirk was just a pretext. In July, when Kirk was still alive, Trump reacted to the cancellation of Colbert’s show by saying “Jimmy Kimmel is next.” it’s not about Kirk.

Once again, the wife’s Jeep is being viciously attacked by butterflies. Today it was a red admiral and a black swallowtail.

Btw, this was JD Vance just a few months ago back in February of this year🙃

𝐅𝐂𝐂 +1 888 225 5322 [email protected] [email protected] Remind Carr of his own words.

"You can say whatever you would like. You can say, “Kill ’em,” about mentally ill homeless people, and keep your job with a simple apology. Just make certain, first, that you are one of those whose speech is never considered a threat." (this piece is perfect.)

"....I'm still mystified as to how a first, second, fourth or sixth grader would pose any type of risk to our nation's national security that would require Homeland Security to deploy its agents to two elementary schools." -- LA Schools Super Alberto Carvalho @maddow.msnbc.com @maddowblog.msnbc.com

So if Jimmy Kimmel had just suggested killing homeless people by involuntary lethal injection, like Brian Kilmeade did on Fox, he’d still have a job?

The Jimmy Kimmel firing, Colbert's show, what's happening at WaPo, CBS... legacy journalism is slowly but surely coming under state control. It is more important now than ever before that we support the independent journalists out there doing the work not beholden to a fascist's bidding.

Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated. Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms. Collective boycott. Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

Russian fascists record themselves cruelly killing a horse and laughing about it in occupied Ukraine.

Dear farmers, Republicans control the White House. Republicans control the Senate. Republicans control the House. Stop voting for Republicans!

All hail VICTOR!!! He's a real-life hero whose selflessness & courage is an inspiration to us all. Wishing you a complete & speedy recovery. I salute you, sir! 🫡

If you have a screenshot of a US politician or leader blaming the left, or declaring some war, or anything before we knew who the shooter was, please post in the comments. We will need to keep these

Karen Attiah of the Washington Post and Matthew Dowd of MSNBC got fired for perfectly legitimate comments after the Charlie Kirk assassination. Both denounced violence, but it didn't matter to their cowardly bosses. My Stop the Presses newsletter examines how the right wing intimidates the media.

American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible.

🎧 A Glimmer of Hope? Caroline used to work for Turning Point USA. She says, "A lot of what I did was write articles specifically designed to scare people...At the time, I thought I was saving America." But then she learned how our gov actually works, causing her to experience a "crisis of faith."

NEW: Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, sues the Justice Department over her abrupt firing from her job as a federal prosecutor for the Southern District of New York. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Journalist,historian,author @anneapplebaum.bsky.social Anne Applebaum: "I spent most of the day talking to Ukrainians,some of whom are fighting,some of whom are making drones,some of whom are doing other things to keep their country going.I’ve to say it doesn't feel like a place that's giving up…”

This is funny & uncanny at the same time. Russia unveiling a monument to Felix Dzerzhinsky, one of the worst murderers of Christians from the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution - to the tune of “Jesus Christ, superstar!” #StandWithUkraine

Members of the US Republican Congress are increasingly losing patience with Russia, but also Trump regarding Ukraine: Senator Thom Tillis: „Russia is really playing us like a piano right now.“

What do they think I am, clairvoyant?

Where was the rethuglican outrage over the murder of Melissa and Mark?

Robert Malone went from peddling COVID quackery to spinning the Charlie Kirk shooter as “Trantifa.” In reality the gunman was a Groyper who thought Kirk wasn’t right-wing enough. open.substack.com/pub/1nadines...?