I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this; most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue! well, we do. so fuck off.

something most people dont realize about fortune cookies is you gotta eat the fortune too if u want it to come true

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand

shit is getting HEATED on r/clubpenguin rn

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

im gonna keep it a buck, iont even think he died at this point man

one year ago if you saw a guy dressed like this walking down your street with a rifle your first instinct would be to kill him

Oh wow, the shareholders had shit their pants.

So Adobe are killing Flash for good. I guess it’s on us then, to stay noisy about this, if we ever hope to open our project files for the foreseeable future. (1)

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/

a cyclops getting hit in the eye: owwwwww fuuuuuuck my big fucking cyclops eyeee fuuuuuck whyd you do thatttt

He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

google dot com is the pope allowed to get a lil gay with it

it's fun dipping into modding tools after a while of not touching em and messing with cutscene pointers

closing a bunch of tabs probably feels good as FUUUUUCK to a computer with 256Mb of memory

"using ai in a leftist way to achieve communist fully automated luxury perfect utopia" you are literally boromir drooling over the idea of using the One Ring. it's a little imp that's destroying the very concept of Shared Reality and you're like "what if we can use it to automate emails better"

this guy sounds fucking awesome

An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

call me ronald reagan the way im letting my seed trickle down into her low-in-cum neighborhoods

It’s amazing how Mamdani upstaged Fallon before he even said anything.

does anyone know if that guy ever did full scans of the entire spongebob behind closed doors booklet, or did he just share those couple pages and then run away like a dick

IDF's seal team six over here

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

one of the managers at work just sent this to the group chat

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Scientific research of gender transition has been stuck on "should these people be allowed to transition" for 50 years, so we don't know shit about how transitioning actually works.

Meanwhile, 20 minutes into the journey aboard Air Force One:

nice try. the trump that gets off the plane is the new body double, replacing the previous body double who replaced the real trump when he died in 2019. the one who just croaked up there is the trump who got fruity with it to abba at campaign rallies. rip

worlds grandest retard award

"We live in Idiocracy" Idiocracy ends with the guy showing everyone evidence and then they just go "oh yeah good point" and start listening to him lmao. 2006 doomerism could not even COMPREHEND the shit we're in.

people whose most frequent talking point around gender is "you don't need to want medical treatment to be trans" should have to articulate their worldview to a roomful of trans kids who have been cut off from accessing health care

The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.

TERRY DAVIS WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE !!!!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAP !!!

My gang never judge people on colour, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability or size, they always base it on one important thing....

rest in power dave sutton. i will forever adore your works.

TFW you get mayonnaise for Easter

how it feels to find a really cool artist but their bio says no minors