i got nothing. bsky is over. this is the funniest thing anyone will ever post for the rest of time

I want to ban marriage as an institution. Ceremonies should be allowed but there should be no benefits over other relationships and living styles for monogamous couples over everyone else Ideally this would happen in socialism where private property isn’t a thing so that doesn’t matter either

if anyone in my family does this shit to me after i die im haunting the FUCK out of them brah

beeftastic (credit to @csom.bsky.social)

Happy Friday, gang

this one spongebob frame makes me lose my shit until im lightheaded and nauseous every time why is he looking at them like that

she told me she a macrophile i be up in her ear like fee fie fo fum

the world makes my fucking head hurt i cant wrap my brain around any of this shit. lets start over. drop all the nukes

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

Meanwhile, “did women ruin the workplace?”

The Simpsons Creator creator Matt Groening infamously took the first prototype of The Simpsons Game and dunked it in his aquarium. “Those are air bubbles,” he snapped. “That means there’s space in there. Make it smaller.”

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

binturong fancam

yet you let the nyt continue to be on here you fucking inbreds

Blackmagic Design are teaming up with indie filmmakers to provide Analog Horror youtubers with new 8k cameras (Source: tinyurl.com/krcavuvj)

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

happy birthday to biscuit the lumpy

was waking up with cynthia and the first thing she said while half asleep was "... thinking about how if björk was a puppygirl she'd be called bjark....."

economic prosperity is when number go up. no dont tell me which number or the context of the number

in the sourced port. straight up "forkin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a

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Remember when big Bluesky artist Punkitt went on a multi-week long binge of yelling at victims of Floraverse/victims of sexual abuse that a video shedding light on a massive enabler for their groomers [and sans the "their" if they're not victims of it] that they were nazis and queerphobic?

me

not helpful!

Can I say (sorry to jump off this post with this shit) I’m honestly worried about propaganda and chat tools that will encourage seniors to harm themselves or kill themselves as they become an economic problem capitalism doesn’t want to solve

仲良しです。がんぼるぞい。 translation: We are good friends.

someone figured out the heated mat

You get a pash for that

oh my god they actually did it lmao

america is in a time of great transition

It turns out Cuomo lost the race by just one vote. That vote? Dick Cheney. Forward this to five friends to avoid the Mamdani Curse.

I knew this was going to happen. Hohohohoho.

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

It’s Cuomover

i think valve needs to reintroduce item set bonuses but ONLY for this set. give all demos wearing this set: +30% melee damage no random crits

in 2 years time i will look back at myself at this time and be very embarrassed and feel very stupid and gay but i do not care because i am having a great time being embarrassing and gay and thats what counts #yolo

Sketch October 30, 2025

if the defense needs an expert witness i've tested sandwich rotational speed extensively and can say horizontal velocity is not a significant factor in their coherence until you reach 30+ RPM

Huh there should be a simple way to collectively refer to these kinds of games

forcefemme the new york times

CATS/CATS20.GIF