i wish all spam callers a very fuck you let me sleep go directly to hell do not pass go do not collect $200

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

I had to

does "cursed" mean something else now bc this fucking rules

Gilmore Girls is a Vampire the Masquerade coded sitcom, everyone is in their own little world of petty ambitions under the thumb of the elders, who themselves are under the thumb of greater elders. Displays of kindness are almost always weapons.

at one part Mr. Nicodemus said to Big Callux that the Callux he knew/worked with [in Chikara] "was a winner" & im sorry to say i accidentally laughed SO loud @ that but like. speaking as the biggest & literally only fan of the team they were in, who kept track of their "wins"/losses there... 🥴

as always an amazing and incredibly fun @powerprolucha.bsky.social show tonight that im so glad i had the joy of going to see live 💚 (that ending though... 😭 tragic)

@otar.bsky.social I see you friendo!

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

Okay so I was cutting a promo in the park today and I did a sarcastic little clap and it just so happened that a pavilion full of people nearby also started applauding lmao

where did my ability to send messages go. i have friends i can literally only contact on instagram and i need to send an important message to one rn. can someone help me i hate this fucking app

beats hemingway by two words

rewatched Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island for my first time as an adult there's a part where the gang says "the zombies are the good guys!" in direct reference to people explicitly stated to have been confederate soldiers why did someone think that was both good and necessary to include 🤨

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

just spent the last 2 hours going through the entirety of a "do you know this video game sound effect" tumblr blog that's been posting since 1 year ago. in case anyone's wondering how my time management skills are going.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

I need menswear guy to get into wrestling so he can talk about suits in wrestling

TIL asriel dreemurr fursuit on official pittsburgh website

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

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Don't talk to the NYT. They've betrayed families' trust before. They will lie to you and use you and then turn around and tell you it was their job. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week." This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.

its so awesome that walls and roof can keep heat inside, but can also prevent sun from getting inside. you can be warm or cool thanks to walls and roof. its really awesome

Its funny how Muslims, leftists and trans people were being blamed for Harris losing the election in 2024. Then, a year later, the most popular politician in the country is Muslim democratic socialist who expresses full throated support for trans people. Almost like it was never our fault🤔

Reminder!! Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use! Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does. Instructions are in the bio/first post.

"ugh why don't we explore darker themes in media" we censor words so bad nowadays i gotta say they got krilled instead

average bluesky poster

I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.

I love selfshippers. Selfshippers are so cute and radiate love. Life is short and the world is often awful, so draw yourself with your blorbo if it brings you joy 🩶

That last sentence made my year. Hell yes. The people will always come out on top if we unite and fight together. Eat shit, moneybaggers!