My new post idea

Ultra Beast Collection! Who should be next??

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Deltarune theory: no one is the Knight. the Knight's just Like That, it's a freak

There’s been an enormous furore over plans to introduce mandatory age verification for social media. While many people think it’s a good thing but policy experts oppose to. To help explain why; the online gaming platform Roblox has provide us with a very timely case study. Brief 🧵

Reminds me how, around three months after COVID vaccines became available, there was a sudden influx of articles like, "Don't you miss meeting your co-workers in the office?" and "Staff meetings sure were great, huh?" and (not making this up) "Wasn't the commute the best part of your day?"

who will we see at too many games this year? 💚 my partner is gonna be going for their first time :")

Studios not being allowed to survive making bad video games and learn from them is also a reason bad video games keep happening

When the war with the Eggman Empire is happening and I gotta kill Tony the Hawk.

standing at the top of a hill as sonic beats up my badniks. decided to hurl my round ass down the road and do a spin dash at him for once. the look on his face was priceless. anyway i need to go to the hospital

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plurality is someone else staying up until NOON and making you suffer the consequences that they should be facing for it (in fairness: i am usually the guy fucking everything up the most)

following instructions because I trust Otar "If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny."

ok well. that's enough trying to find it for today now that ive learned something upsetting as a result. 💚

the only thing that i truly envy when it comes to people with a lot of social media followers is that they can bring something up and have at least one person confirm that it was/is a thing that existed/exists food network earthbound song makes me lose more of my mind every time i think about it

(with all the increasing tears and frantic desperation of a framed man about to be executed for a crime he did not commit) please... please!! you have to believe me!!! im not making this up!!! i swear to you im telling the truth!!! please!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY PLEASE

can't stop thinking about how some of the "x baking championship" food network shows ive seen have played some kind of arrangement/cover of part of "Because I Love You"/the Fourside theme from Earthbound and how i have seen literally no one mention this at all. i can't even find the cover they use.

Seriously though I know (because I am experiencing it right now!!!) these layoffs are fucking brutal whether you’re being laid off, surviving the layoff, or just reminded of your own. The suicide hotline in the US is 988, you don’t have to be actively planning an attempt to call.

A few years back, the Washington Post found that 60% of all attempted book bans in the country could be tracked to just 11 people. archive.ph/2023.09.29-1...

"If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny."

everyone talks about vocal fry but you never hear about vocal leela

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY to @amimoregore.com !!!! 🥳🥳🥳

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

while im at it listing things with plurality that are more different than what feels like would make sense. i want to say. one of my favorite small things about us as a system (which is also true for many others!) is that we all have different natural laughs. i love it so much it's so cool.

Had to make some queer versions for pride

anyway. i can't wait until more people take plurality seriously and discover more about the brain by working with folks like us. the whole "nature vs nurture" question has jack shit on "why did one of us have to manually blink & be reminded to do so for 2 years but not anyone else"

it's awful but we feel a sense of relief knowing that we weren't the only ones who didn't have the "privilege" (in our own abusers' words) of privacy in our own room. we're still here, adults, and we still don't. never thought to barricade the door like that though. 😶

CW: parental abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms Tell-tail #brainbunnies

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

fantastic account for improving your background drawing skills

That's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, STREAMING FREE FULL EPISODES ON YOUTUBE

as a child of the Bronx, i wanna boost Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur again for truly the representing multiculturalism of NYC in a way I've never seen in another cartoon, and super rarely in media in general. it looks like home. i cried.

hey quick question when were ANY of you going to tell me they put UltraMantis in magic the gathering (this rules oh my god)

couldnt stop thinking about this. caught the little bastard

had a dream that dbd added physics objects you could pick up and use to interact with the killer. if a killer was small enough you could just hold them at bay by doing this forever. i remember being on the rcpd stairs and this legion simply could not figure out how to get around what i was doing

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Paint brush'd zoruas 🎨 #art #pokemon #neopokes #zorua

Reminder that ✨all✨ my free Blender resources are now in one place: linktr.ee/crashsune

These guys are called FLORADINN. You can think of them like the “Rudinn” of Chapter 5. Their favorite thing is FLOWERS. They usually don’t get what’s going on, but they are chill and don’t care. I like these guys.

She shuffled through the remaining papers and frowned. "Don't you think it's weird," she said, "that they added an addendum insisting we include a transforming cyborg bug-themed Japanese superhero with a motorcycle to the contract?" He shrugged. "Not really. It's a common rider."

This was the one

my favorite saying to remember this is: "you could be the juiciest peach and some people just don't like peaches."

It seems obvious, "well of course not everyone likes everything, Katie!", but I see too many creatives worried about the fact that not everyone likes their work. I'm trying to say that the sooner you understand it's impossible, the more freeing it is. Sometimes it's just not a match and that's ok!