John Hammond, in one of my favorite movies, said it all.

What the fucking fuck, that’s so cute!

based jacksepticeye passionately talking about how you should never upload your government ID etc to access content online for age restriction, i love u sean like THE YOUTH will be watching this and I hope they listen!! DON'T UPLOAD YOUR ID TO YTUBE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

But what about... a second #BAFTA? 👀🎉 Congratulations once again to Robert Aramayo on his amazing achievement winning EE Rising Star Award and Leading Actor. Well deserved! 👏🏻 Look forward to seeing him next in action as Elrond in S3 #TheRingsOfPower ✨️ #ROP #robertaramayo #elrond #peredhelpower

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Skewered like a cocktail weenie

The only thing more powerful than hate is love of chocolate❣️

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

Happy birthday to me

Hey, guess what?

Today is Michael's birthday! :) Happy birthday Michael Sheen! 🥳 <3 #MichaelSheen from Michael's insta:

“Cease comparing me to a dog; I am *clearly* kitty-coded!” - Elrond (source: trust me)

Walking challenge update!

🎉Happy birthday to the Master of the Macabre, Charles "Chas" Addams, who was born on this day in 1912!🧵

Happy New Year from the East Coast!

*the first firework goes off*

Yet another Christmas passed…

It’s here! My calendar from @lyblacktea.bsky.social has arrived! Thank you so much! (And for the stickers too!)

It’s giving

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Dick Van Dyke is 100 today, Happy Birthday Dick 🎁🎂

Excuse me while I just—

Oh, we’re SO back!

“364!”

ANIMAL CROSSING GETTING SUCH A BIG UPDATE IN 2026 WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD

I, too, would love to wake up in a bed in Elrond’s house.

Am I the only one who found out Markiplier got married via his instagram rather than the FNAF subreddit? 😅 (In all seriousness, congratulations to Mark and Amy! 🥳)

On this day thirty years ago, #NickCaveandTheBadSeeds released the single "Where The Wild Roses Grow" - a surprising and morbid duet between Bad Seeds singer #NickCave and the Princess of Pop herself, #KylieMinogue.

I wanna play too! 🥰🥳

One of my first Twilight Zone episodes

Happy One-Year to Sauron getting rekt (it won’t be the last time 😜)! #ringsofpower #TROPsky

Never enough books. 📚💙 #readers

I saw someone say, ‘Gomez or go home’ about romance standards the other day and honestly what a code, my dudes. What a code.

Please? 🙏

Sorry I’m super into death stranding rn…

Post a meme made by you #tolkien #trop

Stephen Spielberg’s masterpiece JAWS was released on this day in 1975 🎬 #filmsky

sometimes i feel like a crow that collects and hordes shiny wips

"what do you like to do for fun?" #autism #audhd

You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

Movie you've seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR

Reposting possibly my most famous tweet over here

#LittleTwinStars army, don’t forget to vote!