guys I have to tell you, I don't know what I'm doing.

Hey hey hey look look hey hey it’s a whole bunch of me singing a very good song by one Folds, Ben. youtu.be/RJYD6q2iM0I?...

Fuck I’m gonna have to turn the heat on aren’t I. Almost literally lighting money on fire.

For the last two days the warnings were about FIRE. What the absolute what.

Oh shit Peacemaker

omg this is the way

I know nothing gets me more jazzed to carry out atrocities against civilians than getting berated for being fat, woke, and sissy by a couple of dipshit clowns. I’m sure that’s how that room full of high ranking officers—with decades of experience and the majority holding advanced degrees—felt too.

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

At this point I’m rooting for the lizard people.

I know nothing gets me more jazzed to carry out atrocities against civilians than getting berated for being fat, woke, and sissy by a couple of dipshit clowns. I’m sure that’s how that room full of high ranking officers—with decades of experience and the majority holding advanced degrees—felt too.

dreams, they complicate my life

and god knows I’ve had some rough fuckin’ years

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The season 2 peacemaker theme song gives me overwhelming feelings

Good song. Would listen repeatedly. Have, in fact. Since I wrote and recorded it. So. It follows. open.spotify.com/album/4KccLQ...

Wow Capt. Kirk straight up murdered that smoke creature.

My 13-year-old son and I have become inconsolable over the fact that Steve just left Bucky like that.

I want to listen to Coates but Klein is unbearably whitewashing his own stance. He WANTS to compromise with the extreme right as a way of “reaching out” to “expand the tent” I want to reach out to the historically disenfranchised and build the base where the last are now first

I just went to my first ever “singles mixer” and y’all I am AUTISTIC as FUCK

“Hey boss! I put that anti-ICE message on the cartridge just like you asked!”

Really? The guy literally writes “anti-ice” on his bullets? I mean maybe? Seems a little on the nose, though?

here's an idea, maybe you should not have helped him get it? just a thought.

If any question begins with, “Will the system prevent Trump from,” it doesn’t matter what the rest of the sentence is. The answer is no. He will have to be resisted or stopped by outside forces. I don’t know what those could be, other than, like, the second law of thermodynamics.

Sometimes I want to “like” a profile on Hinge, not because I’m interested in them as potential partners, but because I have a funny retort to their prompt. “What a waste,” I think, as I return to my void of eternal solitude.

> @ishaantharoor.bsky.social

Steve Silberman is so pissed about this Tylenol bullshit that he's screaming from the afterlife he didn't even believe in. Increased rates of autism are due to testing, a broadened definition, and greater awareness. It's not vaccines. It's not Tylenol. It's like his work never happened.

I am a needy little bitch and I OWN IT

I’m autistic as fuck, and really, everybody, it’s fine

This whole “rinse aid” thing seems like a scam to me.

Baldur’s Gate 3 musicians have to work them thighs when they’re down, down, down by the river. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMe9cSod/ #bg3

Comedians are far quieter today than I would have hoped.

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

Republicans keep proving that free speech isn’t free for everyone. That’s why I introduced the Free Speech Act of 2025 — to stop the FCC from being used as a political weapon and to protect the First Amendment.

This is “soft secession” at its finest. Regional collaboration to ensure the health and wellness of our citizens. Time to get NH and VT onboard, too! If you live in either state, call your reps and ask them to join.

Attention Rhode Island and Maine! Contact your local Sinclair station and let them know that free speech is non-negotiable in New England. Details below.

When you meet someone who wants you to be institutionalized, prosecuted, or killed, you should be asking yourself: what do I have in common with this person? Tomorrow from Ezra Klein

I wish Optimus Prime was here.