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Checking the score of the early Champions League: "For never was a story of more woe. Than this of Glimt, and its Bodo."

MLS Matchday 4 Recap: Union drops to last in MLS, Petar Musa continues hot start @nate-tennesen.bsky.social | @metrophilly.bsky.social | #MLS metrophiladelphia.com/stories/mls-...

It's time to turn the page on Ernst Tanner #DOOP philadelphiasoccernow.com/2026/03/17/p...

Our guy @jtannenwald.bsky.social on with me

If you can't make it to YSC Sports tonight, stream West Chester United vs Loudoun United in #USOC2026 on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfwU...

Worth pointing out that when players complained that head coach Peter Nowak mistreated players back in 2012, the Union fired him. He hasn't worked in MLS since. If Ernst Tanner returns to his job in June like nothing happened, that's a black mark on the club I don't think they'll ever wash away.

Great reporting from JT, this nugget is maddening: “The Union also circulated a statement from Tanner that indicated he intends to return to his job in the future. But it did not offer any direct apology to people whom he offended.”

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I understand not caring about the Oscars when there are far more important things going on, but I also think it becomes more important to uplift and celebrate art in the face of authoritarianism. There's a reason going after art is one of the first things they do

If they don't trust Cavan Sullivan in a moment like this, when David Vazquez is tearing Mexican teams to shreds with San Diego, that gets noticed by people.

Five days after MLS banned two players for life for betting on their own teams’ games:

Well that is certainly one way to start a half

Uh oh #DOOP

Love everything about this! Especially the name

This Atlanta field does not look great

HE JUST LEARNED TO WALK AND NOW HE’S SCORING IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Does the New York/New Jersey NWSL team have a different name in the DC universe?

Can the Philadelphia Union win the battle of winless teams in a clash with Atlanta United? @tim-lovenguth.bsky.social | @metrophilly.bsky.social | #DOOP metrophiladelphia.com/stories/unio...

The ref for the Bayern - Leverkusen game has completely lost it

Nicholas Jackson might be one of Bayern's worst signings

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Fish caught in the Mediterranean Sea in 1561 said to have been adorned with tattoo-like marking on its skin that looked like images of ships — from Adriaen Coenen’s huge 16th-century treatise on fish. See more from this remarkable book here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a... #FishFriday

I could have hit closer to the target on that one

Ref give a clear yellow card to a Club América player challenge: impossible

Tottenham can't even win the race to have the worst result of the day

Fuuuuck no that's gutting to see Alphonso Davies have to go off with yet another injury

You know, I'm starting to think Serie A might not be very good this year compared to the other big leagues

Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah have just been issued lifetime suspensions from Major League Soccer for betting on MLS matches. "After reviewing the results of the investigation, MLS concluded that the players engaged in extensive gambling on soccer, including on their own teams."

We’re excited to finally show you what we got up to this past offseason! We’ve teamed up with Added Time Outfitters to create a new way to welcome everyone to their worst nightmare. 1/3

Yikes

Arsenal are the first-ever Premier League team to start a competitive game with two players aged 16 or under in any competition.

I admittedly missed the practice sessions, but judging by (putting too much weight on?) that qualifying, it certainly feels different this year #F1

We're winning this game 10-0 if this is their scouting report for tomorrow #DOOP

The Philadelphia Union have $4.3 million in General Allocation Money #DOOP

I wrote something @thenation.com about the 2026 Joyless World Cup. www.thenation.com/article/worl...

They say MLS can’t compete with Europe’s elite but Miami has Inter’s name, Barcelona’s players, Real Madrid’s politics, PSG’s history and Man United’s dude in all those ads

Finally, Philadelphia makes it official. Olney will be with Brooklyn through all of 2026. #doop #brooklynfc #mls #usl #usmnt #usymnt 📸: Philadelphia Union

Still no news on Ernst Tanner's status with the Union, I'm told by someone who'd know. As I've said before here, it's not for my lack of asking. But I can't force a resolution.

Eduardo “Chacho” Coudet, former Union midfielder, is now manager of River Plate. In Philadelphia, Coudet made a total of nine appearances for the club. At River Plate, he made 179 appearances, scoring 27 goals and providing 49 assists over 12,457 minutes. #doop #MLS #riverplate #Argentina

Happy St Totteringham's Day to all that observe.

Boooooooooo #DOOP

Penso having an all-timer in this match, and not in the good way. Really earning those "ref you suck" chants today

If we're not even going to get a penalty like that, might as well pack it in. Nothing going right for the Union tonight. (Don't actually pack it in please, get it together instead) #DOOP

Someone drunk in Lot A in 2011:

Union news today

Philadelphia Union has loaned forward Markus Anderson to USL Championship side Brooklyn FC through the 2026 season. 📝 philaunion.co/maloan #DOOP

It was Cavan Sullivan’s biggest game yet for the Union, and not just because of the goals he scored. Analysis, reactions, and his tribute to a soccer legend who was watching from the stands - his grandfather: www.inquirer.com/soccer/cavan... via @phillysport.bsky.social

The Union have their desperately needed left back #DOOP

I’m told the Union paid a transfer fee of around $1 million plus incentives for Philippe Ndinga: www.inquirer.com/soccer/phili... via @phillysport.bsky.social