The Union are in their worst ever start to a MLS season. Want to blame veterans who were cast off? Start with the one who's been talked about the least. But really, start with current players who can clearly do better, and a manager who needs to make that happen: www.inquirer.com/soccer/phila...

Nevermind I lied. They aren't posting here like they are anywhere else. No one here knows if we scored or that were 0-4 now. #DOOO

LETS GOOOOOO!!! RECORD BROKEN! #DOOP

The Shield should stay out of the stadium on game day till we have a positive record. #DOOP

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The 2026 @philadelphiaunion.com #DOOP

Five days after MLS banned two players for life for betting on their own teams’ games:

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No halftime subs. Just pack it up guys and get ready for your 5-0 loss against Club America wherever that game is going to be played. #DOOP

I love how our plan is "let them counter the fuck out of us every time" #DOOP

I for one can't wait for the short lines and easy entrance and egress to and from the stadium when we're inevitably 0-24 #DOOP

Harriel went to randomly go play right back leaving Mahkanya all alone. WTF are we doing. #DOOP

Alright, I've seen enough of Harriel. It's time to move on. That was a dogshit rack back by him on that Atlanta chance. #DOOP

Sheesh, Ndinga is fuckin fast. #DOOP

STAZ!!!!!!!

Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign. Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

Kat vs. Everybody, and Kat's winning.

Congratulations Zorhan for winning the mayoral race of Harrison NJ as well.

I'm not consistently a SOB, I only go to like 3-5 game per year, I've never been to a tailgate. I don't know anyone outside of the internet. It just sucks than when your complaint is "not enough people care" that they go after the select group of people that obviously do care and are trying.

We used to control ticket sales. The front office didn't like that the sections weren't 100% full when we sucked in 2016. They took it back, let anyone and every one get tickets in the river end, and killed the culture because there are families that buy tickets because they're the cheapest. And sit

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Ndinga was pretty darn good last night. (Just re watched it) #DOOP

By the way. Aramark called the cops on everyone selling food in the parking lots. Fuck @aramark.bsky.social

Thank you to everyone that showed up. Fuck you to everyone that didn't and is crying about the lack of support 🖕 And to the one guy that said I was off beat on the drums after not doing it for a year cause no one was in the stadium. Respectfully die in a fire. I know where you park your car ♥️ #DOOP

Happy "Can't believe there's no Union fans at this game, I stayed home because I sold my tickets to Club America fans but I can't believe no one showed up!" Union CCC game day, Sickos!! #Doop

I wonder what former union player Derrick Jones is up to. Oh

Hope we're outnumbered 10-1. The more CA fans there are, the more amazing parking lot food options I'm gunna be able to suck down. #DOOP

This is amazing #DOOP

We're winning this game 10-0 if this is their scouting report for tomorrow #DOOP

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Found out after the game that the supporters shield patches were at the Toyota plaza. And no one knew. #DOOP

Security isn't checking for NYCFC fans walking under the supporters section and aren't making them pour their beers in cups #DOOP @philadelphiaunion.com

Can't get season ticket discounts unless you put money on the app. Can't open the app cause it's down. No shield patches at the gates because no one got any at the gates. Bathroom under 112 is already flooding. What a shit show. #DOOP @philadelphiaunion.com @jtannenwald.bsky.social

Happy Gameday, sickos #Doop

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Another year of @philadelphiaunion.com soccer. Means another year of ruining everyone's day telling them the "I" in Union is off center 🥰 #Doop

Happy U2 game day!!!!!! #DOOP

It's been 84 years... so why not Tim Saunders and Todd Fedoruk on Matvei Michkov's OT winner in MSG

This comment under the article summed it up perfectly

Ayeeeee let's goooo #DOOP

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Cavan Sullivan scores his first ever goal for the Union senior team. Tidy finish from the American. #doop #MLS #USMNT #USYMNT #MANCHESTERCITY #MCFC #CITY #CITEH #Bangladesh 📹: CONCACAF

A calm 7-0 W to advance in CCC 😀

Cavan Goal, get ready for 37 random USMNT accounts to post about it #DOOP

"who do i give the arm band to" - Bedoya when there's 12 children on the field as he gets subbed off lol #DOOP

Cavan Sullivan ➡️ Stas Korzeniowski Philadelphia's youngsters combine for goal number three of the opening 15 minutes!

Malik is in. 4 more goals incoming #DOOP

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