I don’t think people with salaried jobs have any fucking clue what people who offer ~luxury~ services are experiencing hairdressers, therapists, tattoo artists, piercers, nail technicians, masseuses, bartenders, waitstaff, house cleaners, & yes sex workers are being absolutely ratfucked rn

If you give a homeless a cookie, she'll want affordable housing to go with it.

We still do nude things in Winter!

It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms. It's on eventbrite. #NYC

"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."

wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing

🧵Let’s talk about what DEI is. Diversity, equity, and inclusion doesn’t mean people getting jobs because of their skin color, that’s what the absence of DEI does. At one point, most professional sports leagues were white-only.

I'm going to tell my kids this was Street Fighter.

I once thought about using they/them pronouns until I realized I barely have the confidence of one person.

Who does this benefit other than the major airline CEOs?

I just ordered a pizza in New Orleans so I could complain that it's not like New York.

"The OSA is likely driving adults into a more fragmented, less regulated ecosystem, largely because people are uneasy about handing over ID. We’re probably not going to see less engagement with porn, we’ll see different routes to it — many of them far outside the spaces the law was written for.”

I've entered this era of white guy.

The Online Safety Act has made going online even more dangerous. Google is now warning that as Britons turn to VPNs to avoid the act, there's been an explosion in scam VPNs that sell data or provide it to state actors. Naturally, that would includes data on (and access to) minors.

The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President

It's @ryankeelytm.bsky.social week on The Manwhore Podcast! Stream wherever you listen to podcasts.

I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.

The first rule of social media is: if they have more followers than you, you follow back.

"Fuck ICE!" but make it horny #happyhalloween

Tinder announced that it will require new US users to submit biometrics in order to access their account, using the facial scan to establish that the photos in their profile are, in fact them. What happens with this data after establishing identity is much less clear.

Andre Easton is a socialist candidate running to primary Ritchie Torres in NY-15. Watch the video.

Stop trying to distract us from the Epstein files!!!

Okay weird but We're taking our clothes off in Brooklyn tomorrow. Wanna come laugh?

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I am frequently distracted by the prospect of cumming. It's my Achilles' scrotum.

Discord confirms that government IDs used for age-verification were compromised in a hack with a vendor. Who could have predicted? Oh, right.

"Passing ineffective law to satiate the public breeds contempt for the law and the political process. It also deters efforts to find solutions that really will work. Having already passed a law, the politicians can move on to the next thing, even though the law in question is ineffective."

In case you had "conservative gay candidate who opposes trans rights and gay marriage maintains racist Nazi sex blog while claiming antisemitism the centerpiece of his campaign" on your 2025 Republican bingo card

Tell me what's "harmful to minors" again

Uber drivers know that if you pick me up from my building at 12:17am on a Tuesday, I'm having sex where he drops me off. Right???

We don’t want empowerment months and remembrance days. We want our healthcare.

What if Bad Bunny just does a PowerPoint presentation explaining that Puerto Rico is part of the United States of America?

I do wish he had consulted even one cam girl who could have told him to back away from the wall and get a key light for some depth so that it doesn’t look like a gd hostage video

Why is writing so hard

They're putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air just to distract from the Epstein File.

When the writers finally decide to let the Jets hook up with the Super Bowl, it's gonna be some epic television. #JetsNation

Seriously, shut up, no member of the Black community who has been hearing the word "woke" in common usage forever to refer to political astuteness wants to hear your white ass talk about "woke." I'm not playing, I had a lot of coffee & this is pissing me off.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Could a dominatrix save America??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Today, someone in my section bought the #Jets jersey off my back for $200. #NYJvsBUF

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun. Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found. WSJ owes a full retraction and apology. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Metal Detectors and Bullet-Proof Screens for Ms. Rachel NOW!

all i will say about charlie kirk dying is that people like charlie kirk deliberately created a world that reshaped me into a person whose emotional reaction to charlie kirk dying is one i'm not proud of.

Moment of Silence...for the comedian who'd been mastering a Charlie Kirk impression for his SNL audition

Ladies, how DARE you disrespect Charlie Kirk's memory by going to your "job" today instead of staying home to do traditional Christian values — like turning a blind eye to your husband abusing your daughter. HONOR HIM YOU LIBERAL ANIMALS!!!

It's OK everybody. It was purchased legally so it's just murder and not preventable murder.

For the love of god please subscribe to my YouTube channel so I don’t get these pieces of shit finding my content. This is some disgusting future mass shooter bullshit

Is this what self-esteem feels like? #Jets

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