Must read.

The Streisand Effect in full bloom.

Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands www.borowitzreport.com/p/federal-tr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

MAGA declaring grandma is a childless cat lady in 3, 2, 1…

Neither can he.

Ezra Klein and @theargumentmag.bsky.social people are in the same very lucrative business that Charlie Kirk was in: serving increasingly elaborate comforting narratives to people and groups in power. Status threat shapes everything in our political culture.

Time to let the species die out.

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Look, let’s face it, all careers are gonna die www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Sarcasm, irony and just plain funny fly over their heads.

‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’

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I beg to differ. Quite a number of units seem to be near the White House.

ME: Hello Sharks, today I want to show you my drone that kills anyone the second their net worth gets above a billion dollars SHARKS: Interesting. And how much are you asking for? ME: Oh, I'm not here to fundraise

Rephrasing: Putin will have Trump for lunch

If Trump gives Alaska to Russia the Senate loses two feckless senators. Fair trade IMO.

Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

Bonnets are back, baby!

I guess we have this guy to thank for democracy’s demise. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/o...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be deported in 3, 2, 1…

Can't happen soon enough, frankly.

Mother Nature is pissed.

Coup coup kachew. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/u...

That's a nasty bug you've got there.

24 hours to go!

I don’t know, it’s kind of hard to believe the guy cavalierly starving children while he obsesses what to gild next in his Best Little Oval Office would have targeted minors for abuse.

Breaking: Rupert Murdoch hates the prez.

Trump in his first term?

Over on Twitter, the Red Hat Death Squad is embracing Tulsi Gabbard's manufactured Obama distraction because they don't want to admit Trump lied to them about the Epstein Files a million different times Anyway, here's Jeffrey Epstein at Trump's 2nd wedding #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

No!

This made me so happy.

Old school technology.

Not. At. All.

Free speech!

Be still my barely beating heart.

Oz dissing his audience.

So Trump wants to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship. Cool story. In other news: Trump raped little kids on Epstein Island, his whole admin knows it and they’re all covering it up for him.

Rosie bites back...

Who's gonna tell him?

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