The Brave Little Toaster came on the other day so I've been singing "it's like a movie, it's a b-movie show" for the past 72 hours.

I'm wearing my Phil Moore sweater today so all day I'm gonna be like "PUZZLES, POINTS, POP QUIZZES AND PRIZES!" and telling people they have control of Mikey on the board.

Time for The Big Game™

Happy birthday Mewtwo! The abandoned Pokemon Mansion on Cinnabar Island is my fav location in gen 1 Pokemon. When I was a kid I found it far creepier than Lavender Town. The music and location gave a general atmosphere of "you're not supposed to be here."

whatever it is no one wants it

He really is the biggest loser on the planet.

Has anyone done a "turn undead" like ability in Cairn or a system derived from it? #cairn #osr #nsr

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

What a fucking loser

I wish I had learned the hyper local dialect of French that was spoken by both of my grandfathers. My city 100 years ago was like 80% Francophones and there were like 3rd generation Americans who spoke almost exclusively French.

Nick Arcade came on and it's a good one. Two of the kids are actually pretty good at video games and are clearly the video challenges np. One of them said his favorite game was Double Dragon III and the other said Streets of Rage II.

Love the last decade of elected Democrats being like "Oh you thought we were joking? About Donald Trump being a damn threat to democracy?!" and when you're like "Yeah man, I agree, you going to do something about it?" and they're like "What I am going... to... Do about it... is... you give me $20"

#OtD 3 Feb 2006 Al Lewis, lifelong socialist and actor who played grandpa Munster in the TV show The Munsters died in NYC. During the Depression he would break into evicted tenants' houses to move their furniture back in, and protested for relief stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1018...

1970s/80s fantasy black light posters, artists uncredited

Once in a while, you find a piece of MAGA propaganda in the wild that just perfectly delivers how fucking dumb they are.

Art by • Alexey Gorboot

👑🙅‍♀️🤝👨‍🌾💕

For a brief moment from like 1998 to 2001 if you knew something obscure or had a bizarre purchase you could just respond "Internet." That's it, that was the joke.

Found in the wild.

CROSSBITE?!

Actual footage of America right now

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026

Sometimes I'll be on tiktok and it'll hit me with some discourse about something I've never heard of but seems trivial and I remember I'm old

My favorite pen is this cheap ass gel roller pen from the discount store on my street. It writes in such a way that screams "hand-made dungeon notes." #osr #megadungeon

Me: I can't wait to bang out a few dungeon rooms tonight! My favorite pen: 👀 *dies*

My shitty ass teacher from 1st grade posted some maga nonsense in a local FB thread and I could not type out my response to her fast enough lmfao

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

Wyrm Knight 🐉⚔️

Managed to fit in the church backrooms in my basement sessions of dungeon writing today.

The absolute accuracy of this.

Not me considering turning a spare raspberry pi zero I have hanging around into a button that when you press plays Save by the Bell scene transition music

Ahh geeze, the dork brigade joined bluesky. Make sure you block them!

typical ai use case

Be the Catholic Jack Chick imagined you to be; a communist revolutionary fighting against capitalism and oppressive governments.

There shouldn’t be a Department of Homeland Security. It’s a grab bag of various agencies under a dangerously murky heading which can and now has been co-opted for a fascist transition. Abolish ICE and redistribute the other agencies.

I had to dig up someone's record from 1994 at work today, and it's crazy how ancient that feels.

Dipshit's Whitehouse account posting a tribute for Scott Adams of AI slop featuring Dilbert with a fucking mouth is so funny.

A ton of media from when I was a kid references dental hygiene plays as something that happened in elementary school. Was this a thing from like the 70s?

"Check out my new controller, Fred!" "Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"

It's been a while, but in back in the basement, working on my megadungeon for Khares for Cairn. To those who havent seen it, in a statement against AI I am building this megadungeon by hand and as analog as possible #osr #megadungeon #selfpromosaturday

No one: Me: Here is a list of Nickelodeon characters I know or suspect are union members: Didi Pickles Chaz Finster Ernie Potts Mr Simmons Susie Kokoshka Harvey the Mailman Lois Foutley Roger Rockmore The dad in 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd

The most metal thing Pope Leo could do is excommunicate JD Vance.

ICE is murdering people

The bloodsucking Incubus from Maggot Death !

Me, almost done with the bestiary descriptions for Khares for Cairn (Khairn)

"collectivism" seems to be the new buzzword for the chronically online maga clowns