Who're you passing the joint to?

On my old twitter account, a United States senator follows me. I knew its just an intern that ran it, but I used to laugh at the thought of a senator being exposed to my shit posting.

I saw an AI generated animation on Facebook of Fred Flintstone in a classroom upset that they "no longer say the pledge of allegiance" in school.

The Easter Bunny used to shit on the floor at my house when I was a kid.

What Moose Lodge Games headquarters looks like.

Ultima Underworld on my good old IBM PS/1. A truly accomplished game by Origin Systems

Did your school have any innocuous urban legends about your teachers? Like we had one teacher that everyone said was in witness protection. And another teacher was supposedly a no name professional wrestler in the 70s.

One of the last season episodes of Full House just came on and they referenced the Jerry Springer Show and Counting Crows. That just feels too modern for Full House

My kingdom to go to the Foot Clan warehouse in the first TMNT movie.

Had a great time playing @duckandcrow.bsky.social 's And He Shall Eat the Sun today at the Crypt. Definitely go back it if you haven't ! #osr #nsr

AI could never doodle in your dungeon notes.

:)

The Jetsons lied to us

Evergreen

ipad baby president

🕯️manifesting.

Including the cops in my fantasy world just to bully them in the writing and lore.

Virgil Finlay, Astral Man, 1963

An old Kids Choice Awards came on and I jokingly said to myself "I wonder who the first person to come on that's been cancelled is gonna be" and two minutes later Rosie ODonnell is up on stage yelling "let's give it up for 7th Heavens Stephen Collins!!"

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

I just remembered when the former assistant dean that oversaw my dept deleted our entire account we use for a third party service and then tried to blame it on me despite the fact that her account was the only one that had the necessary admin privileges to delete everything like that.

I love getting to catch a random episode of Captain Planet. In this one, a startup company is showcasing their "GoodAir Sedan" which runs for 100 miles on a single drop of gasoline. Meanwhile, Hoggish Greedily and his loser son just put out a line of huge gas guzzlers that has four smoke stacks and

Ah geeze it's St Patricks Day which means a bunch of white neopagans in a desperate attempt to roleplay they're an oppressed group are gonna start repeating Protestant psyops like how "tHe sNAkEs wERe pAgAns" instead of acknowledging the only people who erased Irish culture were British imperialists

I'm glad vaping wasn't a thing when I was in school because I definitely would have had a nicotine addiction.

Sometimes I'll just randomly remember that Batman exists in the Scooby Doo universe.

Forever salty I ended up in the dystopian near future timeline of Invader Zim and not the good near future timeline of Jet Set Radio.

At least I can piss outside.

In the last two weeks my hot water tank gave out and was replaced, then I had to get a new chimney liner because my ancient house isn't up to code and they can't turn the hot water tank on until that is done.

"One of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the largest American city to elect three socialist mayors." Me, unironically:

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

That Talarico guy won his primary in Texas so of course this morning I immediately get hit with a "can I get $5? 👀" Text

"AI is a part of everyday life" because companies keeps trying to force it to happen, not because its a good, organic or practical product. I know thats not a catchy headline but its more truthful.

A page about the pigs in Ancient Khares.

If you see AI generated actors...

The bards still sing of the feud between two brothers, a tale not of blue and red pages, but of a throne and a crown and a verdant land named… Enroth. Heroes of Might & Magic II: The Succession Wars, New World Computing, 1996. (DOS version)

Unfortunately evergreen.

I can only imagine the intensive therapy Gohan went through in the seven years between Cell and Buu when Goku was out of the picture.

Making dungeons and Dio comes on 🤘🏼

I feel like this bully archetype only exists in cartoons.

Been spending the last week learning Scribus since I've completely cut the cord on all adobe suite products. I found a simple, open-source video editor that looks like it's from 1998 as well.

Dragon Ball Ending Romantic Ageru

The ultimate example of positive masculinity.

Last night on TNG, Captain Jellico was given command of the Enterprise and one of the first things he did was dress code Deanna.

If you were smoking a blunt on the TNG era Enterprise, who would you pass the blunt to?

We got close to 30in of snow and I've spent all day removing it from the driveways and walkways. Time for a joint and Star Trek TNG.

love that there is an Avengers: Doomsday for TV westerns

Gastonposting

Working on the Ancient Khares #megadungeon this afternoon. AI could never. #osr #nsr #cairn

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.