How I imagine my photo on my dating profile looks.

It is wrong that I imagine the foodie celestial dragon, Andromicus as a chonky boy? #dicefunk

cute jacket i saw today is good for ya girl Theodora, who loves eyes in a totally normal way #Dicefunk #dnd #dungeonsanddragons

Every pundit article: BLUESKY IS A HOTBED OF RADICALIZATION Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found! Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?

wow these stickers are pretty cool all put together like this... #dicefunk cosmignon.square.site

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered. And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

I looked up what a Shar Pei, the dog breed with the smallest ears, and Basset Hound, the breed with the largest ears, looks like mixed. The ears are normal sized and I don't know what I expected.

“They didn’t have autism in my day,” claims man with thorough knowledge of the history of the Caledonian Railway

Public PSA. Please repost so this reaches others. Your accounts are at risk. Do NOT respond to DM's that start with "Hi, do you have a minute?" or "Hello, are you busy at the moment?" They're hacked accounts. Do NOT add them on Discord under any circumstance. Report them, they are exploiting. +

Have a little bingus (Waaa im sorry guys! Ive been so busy i forgot to post here!)

💎Enobarbus, the beryl dragon💎 #dicefunk

Tokay gecko

Cats of all shapes and sizes for this #InternationalCatDay

behold: a woman

We asked some Australians to try these classic Canadian snack foods and they died, they all died

I will *never* apologize for a post

Is that an ART??! 🥨🥨🥨

Digital Circus was featured on CBC’s The National!! The story was about how YouTube hits have become a way for platforms like Netflix to source new talent. There’s an interview with our producer @kevdevz.bsky.social, and you can hear me as Caine - proud to be Canadian! www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

Thresher sharks 🦈

🍋Dead meme, but I felt compelled to make it🍋 #dicefunk

Well, I'll be damned. It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up. newatlas.com/infectious-d...

Skinks of the red-eyed variety with a side of croc (or red-eyed crocodile skinks for the initiated) Available in tees, blankets, stickers and more 🔗👇

@austinyorski.bsky.social, your viral Twitter post randomly cropped up in my Facebook feed lol

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

Both forms of Viola, the puce dragon. #dicefunk

Town planners in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia seem to have run out of ideas. There are streets named "This Street", "That Street", and "The Other Street".

listen to Dice Funk for me and @skitch.bsky.social sharing a single brain cell for a full episode as stupid little fairy dragons, Cymbeline and Cymbeline #dicefunk youtu.be/ue9sX4VG8Q4?...

the heavenly bow 🏹🌙

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so. 🧵

🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊

✨🌈 Autism acceptance dragon

Had this idea about the Cymbelines, since fairy dragons aren’t really dragons, I thought maybe they could look like dragonflies, which are also only dragons in name. @austinyorski.bsky.social @laurakbuzz.bsky.social @rollot.bsky.social

King of the rock!

Doing our part for AI training.

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨ All my Trans Pride critters~

✨🌈Non Binary Pride dragon!

🪶 Tea party crows 🐦‍⬛

Happy crows 🐦‍⬛

This whole thing is amazing but I was not prepared for the reveal that Atrus was wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt the entire time

Tapestries and frescoes [some old artworks]

Blue isopods with ribbons🎀

☢️ Baby Ulysses ☢️ #dicefunk

Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling

Shoebill with ribbon🎀

In 2024, telecoms company O2 launched an AI chatbot called Daisy Harris who kept scammers on the line by talking incessantly about her cat.

✨🌸 Blossom dragon for spring

The Cymbeline siblings. #dicefunk

🌸 Ravens in bloom