Gilbert for @padabana.bsky.social

*falling thru hole in the cieling* hey guys I just watched Cube (1997) hey has anyone ever heard of this its kinda like actually good actually

Boys go to Mensis to get more Pensis, Girls go to Byrgenwerth to get more Hurgenwerth

This my submission for the Feastphone. miceking mike does NOT have the MC Escher sauce

roguelike game with tarot card items you can pick up, but the various stated effect of each card on the gameplay are secretly always a placebo

& of course the videogame must contain the Fat Enemy, who attacks you by Eating You Because They Are Fat, Attacking You With Its Butt For Some Reason Even Though They Have A Weapon They Clearly Know How To Use, or Puking A Yucky Green At You. and they say videosgames arent a serious Artform

the bossfight in The Slab feels like the first one in Silksong that has felt Excellent to fight against. i think it's because it permits you to be sprinting constantly / asks you to constantly keep up with the boss & it makes hornet feel so fast & relentless

There shoulda been a dishonoured game where the guy who gets Dishonored tm is an overseer & his occult powers he gets are named after the 7 strictures

Been playing silksong for a while & still havent heard Hornet say "Shaa!" once, yet hollowknight fans are still making jokes about it. guys shes moved on. Her favourite echolalia word is "Vrin" now, get a fucking clue.

Gaming Advrntures

El Dorado Dredge

Accidentally called my homeroom teacher “une pipe” in front of the whole class today fml

Badass sign

Scientists at CERN using particle colliders to determine if “a good vocaloid/utau song” actually exists. Results not promising.

They should invent a samsara that i can get out of

My Happy and my Yummy and my Happy and my Yum-my

There's like this odd narrative issue in Everhood 2 where it's constantly moving the goalposts at all times when the first game only did it once. so its harder to grasp What Im Even Trying To Accomplish. But i like it more because its also more up to interpretation and also Irvine Is There.

digicirc is still way too schmaltzy. but the bathroom gag was funny & thats what really counts at the end of the day

Listen to me. The Sip is a Sacred Blessing. To take more than that from your fellow man's drink is a crime against True Love. Even a Long Sip proves you have an indelible evil in your heart.

i wanna play Off again for some fucking reason even though I KNOW the gameplay's Crap & I could literally play LISA or Look Outside because I havent played them yet and are more fun. *winces* but the vibes though...

megastructure magicalgirl angela

Went to see Pulse at ACMI today. Is it weird to say that it felt like a really hopeful movie despite the fact that it was so visually and thematically bleak?

One must imagine sisyphus happy. Two must imagine sisyphus happy. Three must imagine sisyphus happy. Four must imagine sisyphus happy. One something's got to give. Two something's got to give. Three something's got to give. Four something's

#artfight2025 Teddy for @slimekingmike.bsky.social

artfight, @cosmignon.bsky.social 's ellie

Tchaikovsky's Dick Smasher

typography test I

why am i bad at drawing now

made myself depressed by trying to write down the rough story outline i've been daydreaming about for months & finding i cant remember it. its all so sparse and fragile.

become sick the monent artfight begins so i cant doit. im so mad

If you plan on Revenge, dig 2 graves, because you need to also kill the person who'd get revenge on you for killing the first guy, thus breaking the cycle before it starts

The Funniest Four Panel Comic Strip Ever Made

The Deluge level in RoadCraft is absolutely diabolical. Early on theres a whole mission where the reward is 50 concrete slabs, and now I'm 85% of the way through all the objectives and i STILL havent unlocked the ability to make concrete bridges yet. What the fuck man!!!!

make a terrible comic day

seeing if I'd like to make Sigmunds character design fatter & it definitely works alriiiiiight, but im still kinda of the mindset tht he should be a scrawny twerp due to the Detailed Lore Backstory Ive Never Told Anyone™

Yuppp im gonna do it artfight.net/~SlimekingMike

Waiterrrrr! Bring my my Yummy at once!

Played F.E.A.R. for the first time. Its insane how little the supernatural stuff contributes to the horror of the game. The omnipresent threat of getting ambushed by military guys around potentially every corner is way more effective at instilling dread than the Ghosts & Nightmare Visions do.

Me: No kings! King In Yellow: (8 feet tall, lurching in corner of room) You talking about me? Me: Nah man, you’re cool

but if i let my freak flag fly, people might start to think that im a freak

got Cancelled for not being able to feel the Pea under the matresses

is the guy who says Holy Shit Two Cakes in the Holy Shit Two Cakes comic actually going to eat both of the cakes or is he just a fraud

The games industry is not unlike if Hollywood with a permanent writers strike

most roguelike elements are just "would you rather have 1$ or 2$" over and over again until you die

the wise and just king once said "this shit is all made up. i never said this and i never existed. fuck you and fuck this parable"

Im not sleepy and I dont wanna go to bed (with this one lie, we cross the point that the veil of truth becomes irreparably frayed, and the logic underpinning our universe begins to disintegrate before our very eyes)

new laww just anounced, it says "ohhh but you simply mustn't... wellll... perhaps just this once~..."

"Let he without sin cast the first stone", so Im going to become Morally Pure in order to gain the turn order advantage in combat