You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its stupidity.

Derelict Gods of The Northwest

And the tavern goes wild! 🐺🔥🪕

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

thank you

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

Chicago? More like Chica, GO to the polls.

#MINOTAURMARCH #MINOTAURMONDAY www.tumblr.com/were--ralph/...

I have to have him

hello all trans people i loooooooooooove you

Another day where I DONT wake up as a sexy muscular werewolf I can’t DO this anymore

🤗

Bro, it’s okay there’s enough space in there for the two of us

jizzwall . jpeg

U know he ate a bee :(

Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in war on Iran https://aje.news/fwp7n7

guys have been touching cocks for millennia

DURGE IS FREEEE #BG3 #berensart2026

“I HAVE to outlive jk rowling” has become my daily mantra, keeps me going

Can't wait for this trend of ironyposting and over nonchalance in attempt to look "normal and not cringe" to die out. You can't be your true self without some sort of passion, and to subdue that passion for nonsensical reasons only does more harm than good for yourself in the long run

sketched a wendell when I bought it, he's very cute

Call of the Wild (dingo edition)

Python & Peregrine

"Lummukem" for @joabaldwin.com #NossSaga

Tip #1 when visiting PR 🇵🇷🤩: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh euuuuggghhhhhhhhh auuuhhhhhhhhh euuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

At chili’s

The quiet calm of the moonlit night is torn asunder by a chilling howl. A lupine form lopes gracefully through the woods, enjoying the temporary strength & agility granted to them by the full moon. Choose this gift/curse with our new Werewolf species today! www.heroforge.com/load_config%...

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

fat cum sex 🤯

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

I know it’s a cultural thing, but maybe the first thing you say to someone you haven’t seen in a decade shouldn’t be “wow, you’re fat!”.

Inspired by the pinned message in the roommate group chat.

where the bears at

Happy Puertorrican Emancipation day! I totally didn’t just find out about it and aren’t at all embarrassed.

Still drawing meaty werewolves.

Got that shit on

Im a wretched little man in a messed up little island, but if it can be so, so beautiful maybe I can too!!!

black dog #ceramics

You rn:

Iconography

Imagine if there was, like, hentai for boys 🥺

Sure

A girl twink is called a grink

But also look at this sunset!

Bad news, there are tourists all the way in the furthest reaches of the island. A mofongo costs 20 dollars!!

enter the jorkinator