Crazy how Caroline Polachek do that

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My Letterboxd Review: Backrooms (2026). I can’t believe a movie about a guy getting lost in Kmart beat The Mandalorian and Grogu at the box office. In all seriousness, while it’s not perfect, I absolutely respect that they kept it real fucking weird. 7.5-8/10

Mexico really is ahead of the pack in infinitely crushable beer technology.

Hi I’m Pup Discourse.

“If you think about it, it’s very Jamiroquai coded” - @coyote.tel

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Everyday I wake up a little more whimsical than the last.

Mustelid suits have started to make me feel funny.

Foot fetishist hookup app that shows hot feet near you, it’s called “Solesearch.”

Real.

Me? Cooper Coyote? Artist, entrepreneur, and business wizard?

As the official artist-in-residence of the FWA 2026 Smokey Bear Erotic Appreciation Party (21+) ™️ I’m proud to present the only YCH I could complete in a 3 hour timeframe. (Spoiler: it’s porn of someone getting railed by Smokey Bear).

Yeah yeah yeah “elevator con” and all that but genuinely HOW can they fuck up the elevators THIS BAD EVERY YEAR.

This is how gang and I roll up to #fwa2026 btw. Sorry poors :( #grindset #popufur #moneymoves #influencer #crypto

FWA is a hotties con, a lot of people are saying this.

We’re so back. #fwa2026

The pussy melancholy

Dr. Scientist: I've done it! And they said it couldn't be done, the formula juice! Token jock: man you're like a frickin genius or something! Let's go kick some ass! Michael Jackson: hee hee

You wouldn’t last a minute in my reality. “Crazy in Love” by Beyoncé is just “Normal In Love” to me.

I used to think the Bay was the prime example of a city gutted by post-tech vulture capitalism but becoming increasingly clear it’s Seattle.

Desafortunadamente, soy yo.

So glad @chuffs.bsky.social was present for the family photoshoot. The gang was all here including the mid century furniture son @tiredyote.bsky.social, problem gambling son @redwolforion.bsky.social, radioactive wolf son @leofenrir.bsky.social, and the special son.

Vibescon really was peak.

Yeah I would let the AI generated Bull & Oyster Beer Bash mascot break me in half, what of it?

I appreciate pups for giving normie gay guys who just want to fuck a means to show up at furry cons.

Me at LVFC

Are bats the new twinks? Have they replaced foxes? People are saying this.

Me, currently, in Nevada.

Incredible vibes in Milton Washington 🌲 Will remember this trip forever #fursuit

The holy trinity of “Bisexual former members of Odd Future making generation defining albums.”

This may be a “hot take” but I will take the most cringe *nuzzles you uwu* furry speak ANY DAY over “Hi my name is Pup INSERT HERE, this is my handler Pup Statutory.”

Terrible news, Judy Hopps is a Zionist.

When I’m done with you you’ll be calling it a beforeskin.

It’s not gay because they’re not real I keep telling myself as a HS freshman looking at gay furry porn.

Am considering taking commissions for my canopic jar stickers…

As it turns out, the job that I spend every waking second despising and leave every day pissed off *may* be having negative effects on my mental health and relationships.

“I have to go back to the room and brush my teeth I just ate wasabi and I don’t want to make someone’s foreskin spicy.” - @beansy.cat-in.cloud

The fun thing about inconsistent antidepressants is the coin flip of “will drinking make me feel flirty and fun or like k***ing myself!”

I am going insane.

$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.

Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!

Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.

The Sims 3 patch notes V. 15.3.6 - we've killed all the sims

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

We need to nationalize the Seahawks.

Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.