Can you imagine how good Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies eats ass?

I’m worried about looking like a trashy American who doesn’t know how to dress themselves which is why I’ll be in full suit the entirety of my time in France.

Footbert Humanley

Bought a gaming PC. I’m a capital G Gamer™️ now.

:)

Having to use Outlook is going to make me throw this Dell at the wall.

I have never had a job make me this existentially fucking depressed.

If you can’t handle me at *growl* you don’t deserve me at *awrff*

Sir, drawing furry pornography on the flight is frowned upon.

The best way to spend MFF is by being mostly not at MFF.

Ahem: *Donald Trump voice* “We’re giving out Sonic OCs big naturals folks, we love our huge knockers double d Sonic OCs.”

I need to know who this Midwest king in the MFF registration line is. Unbelievably powerful aura.

"What is it with twinks and dressing like spiderman??"

I love these fags dearly.

My Letterboxd review: Zootopia 2 (2025). Very charming with fantastic visual gags, and great pacing which kept it under a cool 90 minutes. Could take or leave the reptile plot but it worked. I haven’t been this down bad for a fictional character maybe ever. 11/10.

GOD what I would do for a chubby failson bf with family related emotional problems 😩

What a life, huh?

Zootopia 2 is basically One Battle After Another

I’m really out here on Bsky while I’m watching a raccoon get blown in the CC’s fuck vestibule.

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

I am thankful for my friends who let me sleep on their couch after locking myself out of my apartment to get milk at 12:30 PM. 🥰

“How about you stable-diffuse yourself some bitches?”

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter1031.jpg

If you want to see my con photography & occasional bad art hmu on Insta @welldressedwerewolf.

Remember when Batman had a villain that was basically a fox dude and all he wanted to do was turn everyone into animals? He did nothing wrong

Today NYC can make the correct choice and maybe show us that there is still hope for the US people. #ZohranForNYC #ZohranMamdani

Comment “Thank you Breakfast Fox” for a delicious and nutritious morning meal.

“Did you know that the most powerful mage canonically in both the Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts lore is Donald Duck.”

Losing my mind because I had to do a double take at a room party because I was CERTAIN a guy there was actually Nathan Fielder.

Content warning: photo evidence of ghosts not for the faint of heart.

Idk how I ended up in a fandom where 80% works in tech but if I have to listen to another conversation about Linux I’m walking into traffic.

I’m inked up 😤

Should I buy a VR headset or is it going to create species-dysphoria induced psychosis when I look down and see a snout?

Look, I don’t necessarily expect to be in a “closed” relationship, but if we’re together, I need to be in the will to inherit your great great uncle‘s spooky mansion on Haunted Isle.

I LOVE BEING DRUNK AND GAY

I hope my boy Luigi gets off via a technicality and then does it again.

The Cal Anderson rat mosaic is 10000x more unique and culturally significant to Seattle than this Mumford & Sons 2010 hipster ass, city council approved, “street art” boring shit.

“All dressed” chips taste like complete ass in yet another (completely expected) Canadian culinary L.

Am I actually getting better at digital art? Hard to say. Anyways, here’s me as a mule.

My Letterboxd review: Van Helsing (2004). Supernatural James Bond where Kate Beckinsale spends almost three hours in a corset that is way too tight. Everyone knows this one because the werewolves are hot as fuck. Very surprised this movie isn’t more of a cult classic, it’s camp as all hell. 6/10

Posting cock in the group chat, eating 600 slices of pizza, drowning in the hotel hot tub

In case any of you are wondering where my politics lie, my time in the south convinced me of the moral imperative and immortal science of Marxism-Partonism.

He’s waiting on the cat feeder to be refilled.

So left Furv early, tested positive for Covid because of course I did. I am immeasurably disappointed as this was really the only thing I was looking forward to for the rest of the year and the thought of going back to my job makes me want to fucking **** myself.

Having a great time at Furvana, I love Ocean Shores, WA!

Can you imagine the parties if *it happens* at Furvana?

The autumn is here. (2022)

Sorry boys emaciated twink summer is OVER. Pack it on & call me when you look like this: