The Cal Anderson rat mosaic is 10000x more unique and culturally significant to Seattle than this Mumford & Sons 2010 hipster ass, city council approved, “street art” boring shit.

“All dressed” chips taste like complete ass in yet another (completely expected) Canadian culinary L.

Am I actually getting better at digital art? Hard to say. Anyways, here’s me as a mule.

My Letterboxd review: Van Helsing (2004). Supernatural James Bond where Kate Beckinsale spends almost three hours in a corset that is way too tight. Everyone knows this one because the werewolves are hot as fuck. Very surprised this movie isn’t more of a cult classic, it’s camp as all hell. 6/10

Posting cock in the group chat, eating 600 slices of pizza, drowning in the hotel hot tub

In case any of you are wondering where my politics lie, my time in the south convinced me of the moral imperative and immortal science of Marxism-Partonism.

He’s waiting on the cat feeder to be refilled.

So left Furv early, tested positive for Covid because of course I did. I am immeasurably disappointed as this was really the only thing I was looking forward to for the rest of the year and the thought of going back to my job makes me want to fucking **** myself.

Having a great time at Furvana, I love Ocean Shores, WA!

Can you imagine the parties if *it happens* at Furvana?

The autumn is here. (2022)

Sorry boys emaciated twink summer is OVER. Pack it on & call me when you look like this:

Real heads know I’ve always been an elk 💅

Still solidly 50/50 on whether he’ll call it off at the last second but if the de minimus order goes through it probably will destroy what’s left of the US economy. I think a lot of people I know feel like it won’t affect them because (like me) they don’t order shit off of Temu & SHEIN.

Oh good my email account has been verified to set up my new alarm clock. It’s all in the app!

I wish I could tell you I’m doing well but I’m still at work and just spent $7 on a really shitty Americano.

None of you are ready for just how fucking tastefully my new apartment is going to be furnished.

I’ll sling crack before I sling code.

I got broads in Atlanta.

Beans leaves NPR on for Udon whenever he leaves the house. He’s so educated on current events.

I miss the Southwest so often.

Love this shot from @grolar.bsky.social

Therians be like: *dog*

Look I may be having an existential crisis but I *could* be having one in the Basque countryside…

Baby it’s SUMMER

Critters in the park, ft. @rikal.ser.gl @beansy.cat-in.cloud @tiredyote.bsky.social @dexfox.bsky.social @cartoonburglar.bsky.social and @tiocoyote.bsky.social

He’s here, he’s Gruyère, he’s cheese.

Out here at the furry co- I mean, Capitol Hill Pride.

For pride month I’ve decided to quit my job 🏳️‍🌈🥰

Excited to announce my personal death row meal: Khao soi, a Campari & orange juice, and a pack of Djarum blacks.

Well since it’s pride month I guess I should finally just come out and say it. I know this might come as a shock but I am a gay furry.

Some of y’all don’t understand the ancient and eternal science of feng shui and it SHOWS.

A Simple n Sketchy Cooper!

Yearly posting of Tommy Wiseau being peak American by completely missing the point of Memorial Day 🫡 youtu.be/TEafC86WsAo?...

Must be in a restaurant because I’m serving.

On my way to feed cat food to crows so I can teach them how to steal.

Everybody wants their problematic office sex fantasy until they have a supervisor who’s actually yoked and hot.

Local demon spotted

We’re not only so back, in fact you could say we’ve never been MORE back.

You: goes to cons for “fun” and to “fursuit” Me: goes to cons for lucrative financial opportunities through an Herbalife ™️ partnership. #grindset #moneymoves

Art’n

Cancelable take: if you’re cis hetero and JUST poly, I don’t think you get the f-slur pass 🤷

I’m Oblivionmaxxing, I’m Cyropilled, I’m Elder Doomscrolling, I’m unemployed.

How do I get a completely yoked werewolf bf, asking for a friend.

A fucking HOUR walk to go .4 miles because Vegas is genuinely, impressively anti-pedestrian. I just paid $30 for a fucking Uber because there’s no way to walk there.

Coyote

Smokey Bear is a Zoroastrian.

Don’t talk to me or my son EVER again.

Fragrance dude at the Tom Ford store 100% massively over sprayed me with oud cologne to get me to leave since he knew I wasn’t buying anything.

“They shut down 4chan? Leak the Oblivion remaster.”