As it turns out, the job that I spend every waking second despising and leave every day pissed off *may* be having negative effects on my mental health and relationships.

“I have to go back to the room and brush my teeth I just ate wasabi and I don’t want to make someone’s foreskin spicy.” - @beansy.cat-in.cloud

The fun thing about inconsistent antidepressants is the coin flip of “will drinking make me feel flirty and fun or like k***ing myself!”

I am going insane.

$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.

Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!

Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.

The Sims 3 patch notes V. 15.3.6 - we've killed all the sims

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

We need to nationalize the Seahawks.

Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.

Hey I'm Faucet James, ace plumber

My Letterboxd review: Iron Lung (2026). At no point watching this did the thought “wow this is definitely a movie” escape my brain. Summed up best by @alphawoof.bsky.social “A submarine in an ocean of blood takes photos of a spooky skeleton.” 3/10.

Wrestling with potentially attending Confuzzzled. Pros: all the uncut British twinks I could want. Cons: being in England for any amount of time.

Brb getting shitfaced on absinthe

I don’t post a ton of my own art on here, but drew my main sona. You may soon see a lot more of this boy 👀

The Dicks night shift workers are braver than the troops.

I love burrito

Can you imagine how good Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies eats ass?

I’m worried about looking like a trashy American who doesn’t know how to dress themselves which is why I’ll be in full suit the entirety of my time in France.

Footbert Humanley

Bought a gaming PC. I’m a capital G Gamer™️ now.

:)

Having to use Outlook is going to make me throw this Dell at the wall.

I have never had a job make me this existentially fucking depressed.

If you can’t handle me at *growl* you don’t deserve me at *awrff*

Sir, drawing furry pornography on the flight is frowned upon.

The best way to spend MFF is by being mostly not at MFF.

Ahem: *Donald Trump voice* “We’re giving out Sonic OCs big naturals folks, we love our huge knockers double d Sonic OCs.”

I need to know who this Midwest king in the MFF registration line is. Unbelievably powerful aura.

"What is it with twinks and dressing like spiderman??"

I love these fags dearly.

My Letterboxd review: Zootopia 2 (2025). Very charming with fantastic visual gags, and great pacing which kept it under a cool 90 minutes. Could take or leave the reptile plot but it worked. I haven’t been this down bad for a fictional character maybe ever. 11/10.

GOD what I would do for a chubby failson bf with family related emotional problems 😩

What a life, huh?

Zootopia 2 is basically One Battle After Another

I’m really out here on Bsky while I’m watching a raccoon get blown in the CC’s fuck vestibule.

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

I am thankful for my friends who let me sleep on their couch after locking myself out of my apartment to get milk at 12:30 PM. 🥰

“How about you stable-diffuse yourself some bitches?”

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter1031.jpg

If you want to see my con photography & occasional bad art hmu on Insta @welldressedwerewolf.

Remember when Batman had a villain that was basically a fox dude and all he wanted to do was turn everyone into animals? He did nothing wrong

Today NYC can make the correct choice and maybe show us that there is still hope for the US people. #ZohranForNYC #ZohranMamdani

Comment “Thank you Breakfast Fox” for a delicious and nutritious morning meal.

“Did you know that the most powerful mage canonically in both the Final Fantasy AND Kingdom Hearts lore is Donald Duck.”