You wouldn’t last a minute in my reality. “Crazy in Love” by Beyoncé is just “Normal In Love” to me.

I used to think the Bay was the prime example of a city gutted by post-tech vulture capitalism but becoming increasingly clear it’s Seattle.

Desafortunadamente, soy yo.

So glad @chuffs.bsky.social was present for the family photoshoot. The gang was all here including the mid century furniture son @tiredyote.bsky.social, problem gambling son @redwolforion.bsky.social, radioactive wolf son @leofenrir.bsky.social, and the special son.

Vibescon really was peak.

Yeah I would let the AI generated Bull & Oyster Beer Bash mascot break me in half, what of it?

I appreciate pups for giving normie gay guys who just want to fuck a means to show up at furry cons.

Me at LVFC

Are bats the new twinks? Have they replaced foxes? People are saying this.

Me, currently, in Nevada.

Incredible vibes in Milton Washington 🌲 Will remember this trip forever #fursuit

The holy trinity of “Bisexual former members of Odd Future making generation defining albums.”

This may be a “hot take” but I will take the most cringe *nuzzles you uwu* furry speak ANY DAY over “Hi my name is Pup INSERT HERE, this is my handler Pup Statutory.”

Terrible news, Judy Hopps is a Zionist.

When I’m done with you you’ll be calling it a beforeskin.

It’s not gay because they’re not real I keep telling myself as a HS freshman looking at gay furry porn.

Am considering taking commissions for my canopic jar stickers…

As it turns out, the job that I spend every waking second despising and leave every day pissed off *may* be having negative effects on my mental health and relationships.

“I have to go back to the room and brush my teeth I just ate wasabi and I don’t want to make someone’s foreskin spicy.” - @beansy.cat-in.cloud

The fun thing about inconsistent antidepressants is the coin flip of “will drinking make me feel flirty and fun or like k***ing myself!”

I am going insane.

$17.30 for a latte and croissant. Seattle is done man.

Happy Agent Dale Cooper Day to all those who celebrate!

Went to the wolp sanctuary, look at this wolp he is so silly.

The Sims 3 patch notes V. 15.3.6 - we've killed all the sims

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

We need to nationalize the Seahawks.

Judging by these Super Bowl commercials the US economy is entirely AI and cowboy hats now.

Hey I'm Faucet James, ace plumber

My Letterboxd review: Iron Lung (2026). At no point watching this did the thought “wow this is definitely a movie” escape my brain. Summed up best by @alphawoof.bsky.social “A submarine in an ocean of blood takes photos of a spooky skeleton.” 3/10.

Wrestling with potentially attending Confuzzzled. Pros: all the uncut British twinks I could want. Cons: being in England for any amount of time.

Brb getting shitfaced on absinthe

I don’t post a ton of my own art on here, but drew my main sona. You may soon see a lot more of this boy 👀

The Dicks night shift workers are braver than the troops.

I love burrito

Can you imagine how good Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies eats ass?

I’m worried about looking like a trashy American who doesn’t know how to dress themselves which is why I’ll be in full suit the entirety of my time in France.

Footbert Humanley

Bought a gaming PC. I’m a capital G Gamer™️ now.

:)

Having to use Outlook is going to make me throw this Dell at the wall.

I have never had a job make me this existentially fucking depressed.

If you can’t handle me at *growl* you don’t deserve me at *awrff*

Sir, drawing furry pornography on the flight is frowned upon.

The best way to spend MFF is by being mostly not at MFF.

Ahem: *Donald Trump voice* “We’re giving out Sonic OCs big naturals folks, we love our huge knockers double d Sonic OCs.”