Couches, man

Not now kitten, daddy's trying to figure out how TLS works

I'm constructing a golem

What are the chances YouTube has multiple hour long "hold music" compilations

Technical proglem :(

Cholula is my ride or die

Motherfuckers out here eating strawberries

Oranges, those big ol' melons

It's not a felony, it's a mistake

A man's worth is not gauged by the height of his suspension nor the radius of his tires, but rather the total area of his truck bed

Furrytel Maned Wolf Long Legs System

@knabewolf.bsky.social looking in the mirror: "I need a species change"

She WILL be hearing from me tonight

rwrrf!! hi critters coyote wanna raffle give another painting to one yall based on this sketch. any nonhuman mammal species welcome, gotta be feral only gotta repost, no follow needed coyote will choose random saturday around 18 pst

Hoover me, Janet

The best fashion style for fall 2025 that's making everyone gwrawrrr!!!

My car is powered by packing tape and drunk cockroaches

Air cold, sun warm, as it should be

A blind person with a seeing-eye dog that is also blind

Dentists will scrape the softest tissue in your body with the sharpest tool known to man and be like "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough"

Big fan of doing stuff, huge enjoyer of activities, love when things happen

Costco makes my head want to explode

Dropped 0.07 chickens on an oz of that Sheen Estevez loud pack, shit got me feeling ambiguous

Reverse therian

Kent, Washington looks like it would just spawn people that belong on Pawn Stars idk what it is

They need to make a version of propofol that makes it so you are a coyote by the time you wake back up

Procedurally generated crime

"See, other people want their fursonas to be skateboarding or having sex, but I want to get run over by a trolley" - @knabewolf.bsky.social

They hate to see a white boy add a little dressing to the salad

I want to see an outdoor survival TV show where Seth Rogan is the host

Laying on my back on the floor of my car trying to use a multimeter on the fuse box I feel like blue collar Michelangelo

God is dead and the event that killed him was Nintendo's creation of the ability to store a mii in a Wii controller

Hole in one! Holding each others brightly colored balls in Ocean Shores

My body is a machine that turns hard earned money into deprecated Motorola Solutions products

Watching family guy, absolutely tearing my cock off of my body

Inventing new la croix flavors by waving various small mammals over an open glass of club soda

I need to start calorie-maxing again

"Is this a....ketchup fetish??"

I got broads in Atlanta.

This probably feels so good if ur a bacteria

About to go chimp mode on my banana

I see your baby furs and raise you fetal furs @skrambled-eggs.bsky.social @kibleopard.bsky.social 🎨 aloetero.carrd.co

If you had even a quarter of my swag you'd have no idea what to do with it

Watching this 5 piece experimental noise band in concert and every member looks like a different variation of Jack Black

Dirigible, 10 o'clock, 4 miles, fast mover

"Right now is NOT the time to go to the Lego store"

People in the comments on a kink video be like "hi, uhh, getting your dick sucked isn't inherently sexual and can be enjoyed platonically because it's comfortable so think twice before you hate pls"