Kent, Washington looks like it would just spawn people that belong on Pawn Stars idk what it is

They need to make a version of propofol that makes it so you are a coyote by the time you wake back up

Procedurally generated crime

"See, other people want their fursonas to be skateboarding or having sex, but I want to get run over by a trolley" - @knabewolf.bsky.social

They hate to see a white boy add a little dressing to the salad

I want to see an outdoor survival TV show where Seth Rogan is the host

Laying on my back on the floor of my car trying to use a multimeter on the fuse box I feel like blue collar Michelangelo

God is dead and the event that killed him was Nintendo's creation of the ability to store a mii in a Wii controller

Hole in one! Holding each others brightly colored balls in Ocean Shores

My body is a machine that turns hard earned money into deprecated Motorola Solutions products

Watching family guy, absolutely tearing my cock off of my body

Inventing new la croix flavors by waving various small mammals over an open glass of club soda

I need to start calorie-maxing again

"Is this a....ketchup fetish??"

I got broads in Atlanta.

This probably feels so good if ur a bacteria

About to go chimp mode on my banana

I see your baby furs and raise you fetal furs @skrambled-eggs.bsky.social @kibleopard.bsky.social 🎨 aloetero.carrd.co

If you had even a quarter of my swag you'd have no idea what to do with it

Watching this 5 piece experimental noise band in concert and every member looks like a different variation of Jack Black

Dirigible, 10 o'clock, 4 miles, fast mover

"Right now is NOT the time to go to the Lego store"

People in the comments on a kink video be like "hi, uhh, getting your dick sucked isn't inherently sexual and can be enjoyed platonically because it's comfortable so think twice before you hate pls"

Beef chuggington

Eating ketchup is like doing whippets: you're either desperate or 12 years old

Under the covers sweating praying to yaweh my balls don't cum

Similar to a "Lunch n Learn", I'm going to arrange an event for horny outdoorsy furries called a "Hike n Hump"

Yo what's up, I'm Additional Tom

Praying for a pride month miracle wherein I wake up tomorrow as a coyote

Is this chickenable?

Double agent homophobic

Do not retweet me my content is deeply copyrighted

When this mf said he had green in his pockets he literally meant vegetables

"I hope I live a long life of being healthy and fertile!" The diverse ecosystem of microplastics in my balls:

Fact: 78% of Americans claim they love dive bar food but can't point to Guy Fieri on a map

I coelacan't take it anymore

Jarvis, unpiss my pants

The four horsemen of the notes app

Big bappy paws

The climbing community knows me as "the gooner" because of the way I shoot ropes up these walls

At the bar drinking looking at pictures of Jacques Cousteau

The sorting hat from Harry Potter but it tells you what medications you should be on

Me at this very moment again!! But closer cropped

It's 2052, the official US currency just changed for the 3rd time this week: Falcon Tuah Coin ...go figure, I just traded all my Soylent rations for options calls on rizzler blockchain shitcoins so that's rinsed At least I still have my AI generated POV neuralink macro paw dopamine injection yiff

I'm foaming at the nips

treat your close critters gentle n with love

Is......is this what cooking feels like??