I would fucking kill for a laptop in this style

Fuckin blasted his ass

PhD in sorcery

Casting fucking spells

They let me in the datacenter and I'm about to ruin your weekend 🐱 Happy #FursuitFriday! 🪡 @homebrewedsuits.bsky.social #Furry #Fursuit

you can tell that OpenGL is a better religion than Christianity, because OpenGL has a SuperBible, while Christianity only has a normal bible

Last thing you see before I snug u 📸 @oranges

Reverse therian

Him <3

It’s fox friday!

It.

Fuck it, shaves your snep

*sweep sweep* ah I see youve noticed her sweeping leaves off the soft earth

a new world of possibilities has opened up....

The crops are coming in nicely

Sells u a car

Whatever the hell this thing is

A coffee shop where the espresso has your daily PrEP dose

Tranced out

You’re not real gay unless you routinely beat the google walking time estimate

:D

I see your baby furs and raise you fetal furs @skrambled-eggs.bsky.social @kibleopard.bsky.social 🎨 aloetero.carrd.co

Friend alert

Went hiking, saw some thangs

“Was Doner Kebab named after the Donner party?” — @nikosnep.bsky.social

DDB stands for dadabase

New friend

BC stands for before cock AD stands for after dick

Need to set up a fursuit nursing photo. Come suckle my 8-10 nipples

Amazon cart won’t load. Loading it on multiple devices to get some poor fucker paged

Ty @tiredyote.bsky.social

🦊🚫👈

amazing how downright offense major media publications have become

“If you were blindfolded and I swapped your twink out mid thrust, like, maybe with some kind of twink swapping device. You’d never know! Twinks are fungible.”

Thanks to @jymfox.com I am about to be banned from travelling on Avanti West Coast ever again (I won Jymgo and got the most ridiculously shaped prize yet)

FROLICKING

Western wallflowers, western fox, sketched in Procreate.

Holy fuck

Watch the upper right quadrant of the video (full screen). I didn’t notice it the first few times because I was focused on the concrete in the foreground and swaying plants. This is impressive!

Fags are stackable @beansy.cat-in.cloud

Y'all, the current fountaining at Kilauea's summit is wild. Highly recommend tuning in live (link above)!

Thank you Pepsi man for bringing that night terror vibe this com was missing

0/10 would lick your doritos and put them back

Real id has made me feel so much better about my own procrastinations. Grown ass adults actually said “I’ll get around to it” for 10 years

We say “born and raised” Would skeletons say “died and lowered”?

I should apply to run a “microwave everything your parents told you you weren’t allowed to” panel at BFC

insha'allah I will never have to touch a java runtime again