And if I go apeshit

Guy who smokes while walking in 2026

In terms of gender, I need to age into a Keith David variant or a Queen Latifah variant

Everybody Needs a Best Friend.

Dreamt I was on the Great Wolf Lodge cruise and my cabin was on the same floor as the Magiquest area

Im so tired I could sleep

I realize a large part of my distaste for AI and AI 'consciousness' is because I don't want to own slaves

A guy who, after raising three children, does not know how to change a diaper

Guy who only posts about the drinks he's having and if anyone is free rn to go drinking, but makes at least one "I don't have a problem" post a month

Another day of coming to work and feeling absolutely despised for existing

Yall remember Spectrobes?

Made my 73 year old neighbor hit the pen his ass said “Oh wow”

If I saw a mosquito, I'd kill it no questions asked. I am a killer at heart. A lone warrior. No one understands.

Disassociating on the line to the elevator to the karaoke bar

Up discovering The Cranberries at 1am

Some of my most passionate relationships (romantic and platonic) have been with people who write

Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia. Her name is Linda Davis and she was killed by our government.

Horrific news but im probably going to get into Magic this year :(((((

hemlocke springs, why did you release the aoty in february

Im not a fan of when people post screenshots of people harassing them and dont show the @. Why on Earth would you think I wanna see you get called a hard R and not go find the account who did it. It is not noble or respectable protect bullies.

Worst day of my year so far wooo

Shit from a butt

Reminder

Good morning, everyone! Rise & Shine ✨ Happy Saturday 💛💛💛

Soda Cats

GET FATTER NOW

The bald, itchy, fat, unrested, and gay showing of Marty Supreme

Lord have mercy on me, I am in Brooklyn

I was busy teaching this thing to become boots.

SFX Magazine (1998) #godzilla

🐶 🎤

Why You Should STOP Saying Mama and Papa!

:^)

Sometimes I do the dance from Mr. Hollands Locust to hype me up and I have to tell you, it works

Realizing right now that Ive dated two people who were leading voices in their MHA-based fandoms

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Ive given it some thought and I think Snapchat should die

hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it. my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

Waking up in the Dying Factory only to go back to the Killing Warehouse

Things made specifically for me:

Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash

Watching Twinless

You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual

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