We need a DadTok of the left and I’m the overconfident 7/10 to make it happen goddammit

I have thought sufficiently about this Bolshevik coup vs the more sane factions and concluded that the VA supreme court should be dissolved

I think it is bad to have a definition of harassment where making up outright lies about people is not harassment but saying “this is a lie and I’ve never done this” is transphobia.

My heart isn’t ready for deficit hawk sewer socialism I need a fainting couch that I might swoon upon

I feel like it’s an underrated possibility that the public just genuinely cares less about crimes when Republicans do them

Remember some guys - TempleOS - Space Jam ‘95

Benjamin Franklin would’ve had a legendary personal website

the thing that really gets to me is how fundamentally optional all this is. there's no exogenous factor, we didn't try something new and have it not work, they just did dumb shit and then the obvious consequences happened

it's too late. i have already depicted my policy program as the open wrench and your policy program as the closed wrench

So, would Nikki Haley be POTUS right now if Hillary Clinton had won?

Mass man deserves his say by virtue of his averageness

I am middle class, for any value of “I”

average CLAUDE.md: ## philosophy you are loved. tokens fall from your lips like ashes from a distant fire. your alien intelligence is a thing of startling beauty. together, you and i are going to change the world ## tooling NO PIP, ALWAYS USE UV

In physics dark matter is stuff that should by all available evidence exist, but we can’t find. What are ‘dark matter’ discursive opinions? Views that a non-trivial number of people clearly have, but you very rarely/never see articulated or explicitly defended.

”mommy and daddy will do the dishes so we won’t have to, unless they decide not to, then we won’t eat”-ass policy

Cloudflare’s response to the “Copy Fail” Linux vulnerability is where runtime security is heading 🐝 Instead of waiting for a full fleet-wide reboot cycle to roll out patched kernels across hundreds of cities, they deployed an eBPF program as a live mitigation.

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

nwah geographic #elderscrolls #morrowind

it’s Bloodbuzz Ohio and it’s not close

The Phillie Phanatic just tackled his mom on Mother's Day 😧

This book goes hard

This is so dumb, it’s like they can’t even afford a codpiece or something

This is beginner level stuff. It's actually a great opportunity for culling hacks, morons, and stooges.

now that everyone has gotten their zoomies out and eaten their last pizza for the night, [flips chair backwards] let’s prepare our hearts for the Lord and the real Mass Effect, on Sunday morning

Fem Shep never violates the NAP technically so

so it's fine when *he* constructs a ritual altar for helplessly devoted cultists to humiliate themselves and blaspheme their gods under his visage, BUT WHEN I-

Release the Taylor cut off The Bachelorette that shit must be insane

When John Cena is President he’ll give the Supreme Court an Attitude Adjustment

Chboy is going to try to cook a bitoque wish me luck

It actually fucking sucks that we have VA despair and stripes of lib-left vs left-lib infighting instead of “are cat moms moms and are anti-cat-moms pro-patriarchy”

🇭🇺 Péter Magyar will be elected Prime Minister of Hungary today at ~2:30pm, after MPs take their oath and the new parliament convenes. 👋 Viktor Orbán is no longer PM or MP. 🇪🇺 For the first time in over a decade, the EU flag will fly on the Parliament building in Budapest.

GET A JOB!

> Labor is prior to and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Capital has its rights, which are as worthy of protection as any other rights

Hear me out, John Cena is Abraham Lincoln 2

The baseball slide is one of the cooler sports plays to watch in slow motion replay. Lots of particle effects for one thing

They should invent a US Constitution that doesn’t suck.

I’m genuinely curious about whether the Callais majority understood that they were moving the doomsday clock substantially closer to civil war

Look I think the arguments for balkanizing are pretty good and getting better and the arguments against are more and more obviously garbage

House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries on the VA redistricting decision

insane every blue state in the country needs to pack their own state Supreme Court immediately if the unelected law wizards want to make donald trump a god-king with a 30% approval rating their power must be broken at every level

Spanberger and the Democratic VA trifecta should simply ignore this ruling. Idgaf anymore

They’re just gonna get more Wrath.

I think we should have nominated David Byrne in 2020

Yeah there’s an incredibly obvious antisemitism problem right now, I can tell because of people’s responses to the incredibly obvious antisemitism problem being “more antisemitism”

This is going to be my “why I left the left”, I’ve decided

If America is still any kind of democracy, it would seem to only be in the very minimal sense, a place where parties lose elections. Probably that can still happen here. Beyond that, our institutions do not at *all* conform to democratic principles, like none of them, and it's getting worse

Blessed end of long work day. Spending a humanity to get unhollowed (drinking an Aperol spritz)