The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

We need to recognize what happened to Scott Wiener at the San Francisco Trans Pride March as antisemitism, and finally purge this poison from left wing movements. A new opinion piece by Evan Urquhart, @evanurquhart.bsky.social, only on Assigned Media. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

they want you to blow every penny you have on kalshi or draftkings. they won’t stop until your wife, mother, daughter, or sister is too afraid to go out in public. they want to put the black slime from prometheus in your gym supplemants

Shit you could show Andrew Jackson to make him support JQA

... Cover art by Tony Meeuwissen. (Who is, as you can see, a genius.)

🏃 Belfast City Marathon 2026: transport, travel and parking information for race day. Read more: www.ukbreakingnews24x7.com/travel/belfa... #Belfast #Marathon #Travel #Running #Events

… forgive me Curtis Sliwa i was not familiar with your game

Geese!

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

It is actually maddening that we've been doing this every week for *five months.*

Let us never forget that Zack Greinke stories are some of the greatest gifts we have in Major League Baseball. They never stop making me laugh.

Ossoff: "The president was so humiliated in Hormuz he threw his toys out the stroller & refused to sign the affordable housing bill. That's after he gave some felon donor a no bid contract for the reflecting pool & it filled up with algae, which for some reason required the deployment of the Guard."

there’s a school of thought that Mamdani’s dad is the key to Mamdani analysis but: what if he had two parents

I think it’s time to stop making fun of Euros for heat waves. It’s like, their gun violence, seriously. So, yeah, more cooling measures, shade, AC, white paint etc., but let’s not act like we’ve never met a collective action problem before

マツダ ポーターキャブ/Mazda Porter Cab ｶﾜｲｸｶｹﾀ‼︎ #車 #アナログ絵

Just reminding everyone that we coulda had taco trucks on every corner instead of the last decade of chaos and national decline.

we really don't talk about how centrists have gone insane in the past 4 years

Probably the best example of a rapid bottom-up energy transition: Pakistan imported more Chinese solar last year than any country on earth. No big subsidy, no rooftop scheme, no feed-in tariff. Solar is now around a quarter of electricity. More in my piece👇 www.thenewworld.co.uk/jan-rosenow-...

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

Cape Verde advance!!!!! From the Cape Verdean Association in Bridgeport, Connecticut

Gambit lets you switch between different Game Boy-inspired color palettes. One of my goals was to let players experience the game with the same visual atmosphere they remember from their Game Boy days. #IndieGame #GameDev #PixelArt

I think ironically UK Labour imported an obsession with appealing to non-cosmopolitan voters from the USA. The fatal flaw being, the UK isn’t beholden to the lunatic electoral system that our founding fathers in their enduring wisdom saddled us with as a very funny joke

I think all the NY dems that lost to the DSA deserved to lose because they lost to the DSA, their whole thing is supposed to be how they run the party and they don't lose to the DSA

But what about on <ISSUE>? Yes also on <ISSUE>, it’s entirely pervasive

With seven decisions with the *same* 6-3 lineup over the last three days, I really can't wait for all of the hot takes from the folks who keep insisting that #SCOTUS *isn't* defined by its ideological division.

Unpack the court, we only need 3 justices at most.

Wretched wrecker

I want to put all the Americans who think gun control is impracticable in a terrarium with all of the Britons who think air conditioning is impracticable and see what great things they build.

Overnight Ukraine hit two of three oil refineries in Ufa, Bashkortostan, a whopping 1500 km from the frontline. #explodey

Political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi-Ronaldo preference. Authoritarians who like short-form video are more likely to think Ronaldo is the GOAT.

Sometimes I listen to Business Analysis Content ™️ and it’s like slamming my head in the door as an aesthetic comparison

Few examples: Green flag: if a socialist votes for and endorses the Democrat in a general election. Red flag: Tankies. Glazing foreign dictatorships, past or present. Red flag: Hammer and sickle in bio.

"new productive forces [peptides] will save us"

How many movies since Jessie the Yodelin’ Cowgirl last yodeled???

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

June, 2026 Napoleon is dead Only his continuing death stands in his way BlueSky is now battlefields

Gonna need a fighter subclass for this one maybe

- The Three Muppeteers (Tim Curry as Richelieu) - The Count of Muppet Cristo (Pedro Pascal as Dante) - Muppet Sherlock Holmes (Gary Oldman as Moriarty) - Muppet Les Miserables (Sweetums as Valjean, Sam the Eagle as Javert)

All these people naming literary classics are cowards. Give me FEAR AND LOATHING IN MUPPET LAS VEGAS. Give me MUPPET HOUSE OF LEAVES. MUPPET VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. FLOWERS IN THE MUPPET ATTIC. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FELT

In the better timeline, we've had another muppets remake of a classic movie every five years or so, and they're all classics. People fight over which is best: Muppet Count of Monte Cristo, with Kermit as Edmond Dantes and Eddie Redmayne as Albert, or Muppet Moby Dick, with Ian McShane as Ahab.

Few other random Chicago pictures. I don’t like that when I visit now it’s for work and I stay in the loop but the parks are amazing. Not pictured, the motherfucking lake and the observatory etc

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.

#Debian-Based SparkyLinux 2026.06 Rolling Brings #Linux Kernel 7.1 Support 9to5linux.com/debian-based... #OpenSource

Ok this time he was right, but like 2 aphorisms earlier he was calling pedestrians bourgeois or fascist

Renewables-plus-storage is so cheap that in large parts of the world it is cheaper to build a whole new clean power plant than just pay for the fuel and maintenance for a fully-depreciated gas generator. Renewables aren’t just threatening new-build gas — they are undermining existing plants.

As to the minimum wage, anywhere a $15 minimum wage would be binding probably has such a monopsonistic labor market that it would not reduce employment

This might be one of the funniest chart about energy scenarios I’ve seen. You can hardly see “actual” for gas

I SAW A DUDE ON A MOTO COMPACTO THIS IS HUGE FOR ME