#autism #tylenol

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

I'm autistic not because of tylenol, but because my parents met by making lightsaber noises at the same time at a social gathering

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Dear Randy Pitchford: Your baby is ugly. Stop gaslighting your customers.

I was just thinking about the phrase "slow as molasses in January" and wondering, does that make sense if you're in Australia? Follow me for this and other important existential questions. ... Not answers, just questions.

The year Dad died I watched the Munich Olympics Massacre. A year later I watched the Yom Kippur War. The lesson I learned as a kid growing up with badass concentration camp survivors. If you feel like a target don't walk with your head down. It's a metaphor as much as it is a survival trait.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Firing liberals over stuff right-wingers get away with every day is truly honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy.

Mundanes: The pizza's here! Nerds: Pizza exists and some of it has manifested in our kitchen.

Extremely relatable.

How do you answer your phone?

updated yesterday!

Thanks you yes

Here is the New York Times from September 11, 2001, already old news by the time I picked it up from my doorstep. I’ve never been able to open it up or throw it out.

Amusingly, there's porn on the Internet of THOSE TWO specifically. Ask me how I know.

Happy birthday, mom. You would have been 92 today. You beat cancer and you survived a rattlesnake bite. You were a second mom to my best friend and made him feel welcome and safe when his own family did not. In your own way, you were kinda badass.

Ping @macabrehammer.bsky.social.

Jesse Watters: Healthy people don't need vaccines. ...Tell me you don't know anything about vaccines without telling me you don't know anything about vaccines.

a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors. @theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches

I PRESERVED AN IMPORTANT RECORD OF US HISTORY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

When I was on the treadmills at the gym one week they were showing all the movies on the TVs & this was my first exposure to what that story actually was, and it was scene after scene of dipshits popping in to give Harry the magic key to solving whatever problem he had & then leaving. Over and over.

1/ Finally overcame my social anxieties and multiple delays and got my damn hair cut. And I'm watching her sweep up and said, "I'm not used to seeing that much of my hair all at once." Then the lady who just came in and sat down said "There's also some on your back."

I love that they called this "Frogger."

Elijah McClain should still be alive

It's time to rewatch the movie "Life of Brian." Free on Tubi, in case anyone wants to join me. That opening theme song is brilliant.

I see that RIPD is on Peacock. I think that movie gets more hate than it deserves. I found it to be a fun watch, though definitely not one on my Frequent Rewatch list. Maybe once a decade or so. OTOH I started watching RIPD2 once. That's definitely on my "never finish watching this" list.

"This multimeter has been designed as a higher stable, higher reliable, anti-fall arrest comprehensive compact size digital electronic measuring tool, which inbuilt with font height 31.5mm LCD to ensure the readings more clearly."

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

Dear Peacock: I'm only still on because I keep forgetting to cancel my (now-finished) trial subscription. You do at least have some content that I'm interested in. But... 6 commercials before I can watch a movie? Fuck you.

Oh look! The Borderlands movie is on Hulu! I'm going to have SO MUCH FUN not watching it! Whee!

A new video from Lindsay Ellis! w00t!

My favorite part of the day: Standing in front of the microwave, having just put my food inside, trying to remember what to do next, while the radio in my head is playing three different stations simultaneously.

I am thrilled to have found another post-surgical/post-radiation bra that works, fits, doesn't (so far) produce uniboob or weird ridges of lymphedema, and is more structured and supportive than the True Body bras which are also perennially out of stock. www.underoutfit.com/products/ful... #cancer

Science isn't about certainty, it's about discovery. If you want certainty, go believe in God. If God fails you, you can just blame yourself for not believing in him hard enough. If science fails you, you learn something. Learning is HARD.

"Based on what you've told us so far, we're playing this track because it features thin orchestration, synth riffs, subtle use of pianos, string riffs and straight drum beats." Well, SOMETIMES Pandora comes up with a reason.

Nice thorough analysis of Candace Owens going down in flames. I don't know anything about the lady who debated her except that she's fricken AWESOME.