taste buds is short for "taste buddies" so go out there and get someting delicious to share with them c:

Ich kaufe Wurzelgemüse in bulk und verschacher ihn für nen minimalen Aufpreis, ich nenne es ReSellerie

youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??

More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff. Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯 What if this but werewolf?

Letzte Chance fürn (free) Ticket für Mine heute Abend in Köln 🥹

Annette is just like me fr.

the frogs have always been gay, the swamp just got gentrified

Neue_r Therapeut_in, wir gehen rein c:< (letzter war vor Corona, also im Spätmittelalter :'D)

Very hungry caterpillar

the frogs have always been gay, the swamp just got gentrified

you heard hexagon is the bestagon, but what about estrogen is the bestrogen, have you thought about that?

My boss just asked me why my "Neutral background music" playlist for mostly work related purposes is called: Genderless, synergized tunes for business and the occult I will not elaborate.

[a single piano center stage] [me, walking up to it, sitting down] [start playing John Miles - Music] "Yuri was my first love--"

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

just realized - I threw together a pizza with only solanum plants, eggplant, tomato (harvested from my balcony), potato (sliced thinly for crisp) actually slaps :D

the even funnier direct quote "1-3 guy(s) [...]" #StrangerTiesDnD

The vibe I bring to the function

honestly, 0 ~3 if it's serious

sometimes I can still hear her voice.. [distant car doot with reverb]

gay girl: 'my gf' straight girl: 'my bf' train girl: 'my hbf'

"Hürth-Kalscheuren" klingt auch mehr wie n Tathergang als nach Ortsnamen

boah, irgendwann mal n #mosaicsea / #mosaicsword themed Skull King oder Skull Queen basteln - det wärs :D

3 unconscious people, 1 uncertain, 1 paralyzed, 1 person half-, 1 fully disintegrated solid session. #GreatRangingMAK

sancta susanna gut fuck i love art

Beware the TES pipeline.

mit der Menge and Brombeersträuchern, die fast überall in Gleisnähe wachsen, sollte die DB ein Seitengeschäft aufmachen DB Jello (das B steht für Beere)

change can be good 🐸 🎃

By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain

me: "you don't understand-- she LOVES ME" -- "bro, she's just a rock" me: [crashes into the banks of the Rhine]

Nature is healing

Grah! I'm struggling with this Silksong boss! Does anyone have any tips? He's just always hungry!

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Nanouk requested von @cardboardbird.bsky.social ♡

[BONUS] Making myself vulnerable by posting the video i was too afraid to share on the bird app here @minascrane.bsky.social did a fantastic job editing my strange footage because i am very uncomfortable on camera, so enjoy this reveal 🦖🕯️

Bei Razoga ist der Pfeffi tatsächlich aus Pfeffer #MosaicSword

die wichtigsten worldbuilding fragen -welche steuerklasse bist du? -gibt es pflegeversicherung? #StrangerTiesDnD

LEE: @arocalyptic.bsky.social hat sich noch nicht entschieden, ob er Marlowe oder vampire!Marlowe spielt ME: vampire!Marlowe... THEO: Varlowe

Und am Ende der Brombeerhecke steht ein Haus am See Au aua-au au-au au- auf dem Weg

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

writing plot for local campaign, and every time I add something to the family intrigue part of one PC, it feels like I spilled chemical X for the sixth time again into this soup, and I'm like (in a very ironic tone) oh no~ how.. terrible~ :'D

men™ couldn't even find the clitic in this very sentence

Amsel, Drossel, Fink und Star Vogelhochzeit Antifa

ah yes, when the bass fucks so hard you turn into ..Andross from Star Fox (1993)

having vague leitmotifs for your players in mind is such a very "me"-coded thing to have as a DM :'D

today I learned: es existiert ein Sprachderivat, das einfach Hunsrückisch und Brasilianisches Portugiesisch zusammenpackt, das ist so wild :D

Sportliche Aktivität? Auf MEINEM Käse?!? #gaypebbles

[to the tune of Everybody] Back pain's back, Alright! :)