[driving to abbotsford at 6:30 in the morning on a saturday] this sucks this is miserable this is agony why is the world so cruel [gas in abbotsford is 129.9] life is beautiful the world is blinding in its radiance sometimes

Scott Adams with the Steve Jobs Special of catching your cancer early and still dying because you were too stupid to get actual cancer treatment and instead ate horse paste

got indian food and they gave me a mango lassi for free who's got it better

playing kirby's dream course for the first time really makes it clear to you just how unbelievably bad the game grumps were at actually playing video games

It's time to start revoking Costco memberships for transgressions. Abandoning your cart? Revoked. Not paying attention when your number's called at the food court? Revoked. Idling in the busy parking lot with your lights on when you aren't leaving? You're lucky we're only revoking your membership

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

think i might have found the funniest youtube comment of all time

LIST OF VIDEO GAMES THAT CAN ALSO BE MISCONSTRUED AS THE CHARACTER VARIETY FOR TOP 16 OF A FIGHTING GAME TOURNAMENT: - Nine Sols - 13 Sentinels

unreclined my seat halfway into marty supreme because i decided me sitting comfortably during it went against josh safdie's vision

LIST OF VIDEO GAMES THAT CAN ALSO BE MISCONSTRUED AS THE CHARACTER VARIETY FOR TOP 16 OF A FIGHTING GAME TOURNAMENT: - Nine Sols - 13 Sentinels

GUY INCREASINGLY SUSPICIOUS HIS WIFE IS CHEATING ON HIM LISTENING TO HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS: "...what do you mean by 'kiss her once for me'?"

the oldtweetdeck extension being killed is what finally got me to basically never open twitter ever again so I'm slightly concerned as to what could have caused an influx of new users coming to this site

concerned by the 0 interactions that this is not, in fact, an innate human desire

the innate human desire of watching somebody play guitar hero on youtube and trying to move your fingers to the notes alongside them

Engraving my home address on my keys in case I ever lose them, so whoever finds them knows where to return them to

Despite what they'll try to tell you about some "me at the zoo" nonsense, /this/ is the first YouTube video

We Hurt People

Swen Vincke is yet another point of evidence for, "Having immense wealth actively makes you fucking stupid."

Same way I found out about Epstein

*6 months after finishing the great ace attorney* what the fuck was hosonaga's deal why was he just coughing up blood all the time mf go the hospital

I don't think we talk enough about how incredible it is that Nick Gage wrestled a match on national television

*Aqualung riff*

frieren look up (alternate ending)

digital devil saga implies the existence of analog angel legend

best ending of all time, let's be real

you know it's bad because nobody's even making fun of the jays or their fans for a choke on that level

jays

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

he's out but he's not out by enough to overturn it and i'm going to throw a pillow across my room

you ever make a strike call so bad it causes a tootblan

jays

i'm beginning to understand some of the concerns that were had about the dodgers bullpen

noob down

i wish it wasn't the mariners that had to happen to but we (the toronto blue jays) will defeat the great satan (the los angeles dodgers) for them

i actually got spoiled on the homerun because I suddenly had 7 unread discord messages i use sportsnet's official streaming service lmao

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

i'm glad the blue jays took my suggestion to use hypnotherapy to make vlad jr think the seattle mariners were the new york yankees

the mariners are lucky i have a soft spot for them so i'm just regular bummed out about the blue jays instead of Completely Crestfallen

@amadeus46.bsky.social my youtube recs staring at me like the green goblin mask

sattou

i think the biggest difference between the yankees of the past and the yankees of today is that this clip would have lead to george steinbrenner firing everybody in the organization

😌

A tribute to the 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

@barryp.bsky.social just wanted to say that I popped for the Dunbar Lumber Text Inbox mention on the latest blog. as for Quinn, my cope is that he'll leave to play with his brothers but it'll be in like, 4 years when they all turn UFA at once because the Devils are just as bad as the Canucks are

I understand things are emotional right now, and there's a lot of details we still don't know, and the outcome isn't even totally sure just yet. But that's no reason to rush to judgment. Before everyone completely overreacts we need to see how Josh Giddey's contract impacts the next Bulls season