Submission from blastoiises

I shat my brains out at #kumoricon 😃👌👌👌

Who would win #AnimalCrossing #ACNH

Finally kicking my shitty boomer uncle out soon and he starts speaking in fables. It's so over

1/2 This isn’t about history—it’s about rewriting it. Everyone worked together productively on the Alamo plan until a simple acknowledgment of Indigenous history, which had previously gone unchallenged, suddenly became too much for GOP cancel culture. https://bit.ly/47ssv0V

I can hear her defrosting

Shesez Boundary Break is racist?

🎃D•A•R•K•Z•O•N•E🎃 Mix of watercolors and color pencils :> #Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4

The Nintendo seal of quality would be a great novelty tramp stamp

Playing Legends ZA after 12 years of slandering Kalos #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

FIRST SHINY ON TOTAL ACCIDENT???? #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA #ShinyPokemon

Oh fuck. Someone figured out you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.

"Enjoy my fun line of collectable figures with usage in our games!" "Ok Sakurai." "250 United States Dollars" "No, Sakurai."

“Kirby Air Riders looks really good, does that mean you’re gonna get a Switch 2?” “Fuck no, that $50 amiibo is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life but that part where meta knight has a rice ball on his head, that was, that was some funny shit”

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

z-a may be the most overall enjoyable pokemon game ever and finally fully captures the magic of the series but have you considered the fact that the windows on most of the buildings are flat

Jacinthe Pokemon is so pretty it makes me wanna merge without looking

All my apes gone

There are a lot of valid criticisms of the Switch era of Pokémon that I agree with but it’s also the console generation where I’ve not only played but beaten every mainline Pokémon game that’s come out on the system and have done several dex completions so it must be doing something right for me

#PokemonLegendsZA is fun

Big oof #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

oh jacinthe's theme FUCKS #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

Lumiose City NPCs sure are something else #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

NO FUCKING WAY #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

I guess I'm in the mafia now #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

i like this

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Certified V-Tuber moment #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

He made it back 🥹 #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA #PokemonLegendsArceus

THEY'RE SO CUTE LMAO #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

Can't have shit in Lumiose #Pokemon #PokemonLegendsZA

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It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

Imagine living your life in constant fear of anything not being white men. Sounds exhausting and pathetic.

in my experience a lot of non binary people learn very fast that cis people are fucking babies and just lie to them and "pick one" to make life easier they're still non binary and will talk about it normally with people whose understanding of gender evolved past the kindergarten

Average Super Mario Sunshine experience

less wild than the episode that kid w/ the glasses took off his space helmet and fucking died to prove a point

no matter how i identify im always gonna pick the female character sorry men are just so boring with character customisation

chatgpt? more like, shit pee pee pee

Me playing the final mission of Pikmin 5

Man this edible ain't shi- #NoMansSky #NMS

Democratic Party turboloyalists are often some of the most toxic people I've ever encountered. Whereas the Right are generally honest about all the vile things they think and believe, this group of centrists adds the additional insult of pretending to have some sort of morality and knowledge. Vile.

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do you realize do you REALIZE somethin