hello hello hello

Happy Black History Month ✊🏾

my christmas tree is still up 🧍🏾‍♂️

naur it’s true

Next 3 weeks gonna be tough on the single folks lol

I really hate “settle down” idk but something about it just sounds wrong

sleep a kill me

love out til mi fool? need that.

Waking up with something randomly hurting. Like what is wrong with my neck right now??

You know what .. valid.

now why would I do a PhD? that’s some real self hatred shit pls

Maybe it's time to take connectivity out of a bunch of things. techcrunch.com/2025/01/23/h...

Dem first 2-3 weeks on this app were priceless fr, we ain’t never getting that back 😭

Will never not be funny

“Marsha. why u nuh come dung and dweet fi Gary?”

wow, what a year

we can’t stop, we won’t stop

anyways, I’m done buying furniture. fuck that

all I see are two bad bitches that both deserve love ☝🏾

can’t wait for these to come off kmt

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

went to the orthodontist today and I no longer have to wear elastics

LMAOOOO

that sleep was so good I woke up thinking today was a holiday 🤣🤣

Real.

onety-one makes more sense than eleven tbh

My favourite unit of measurement fr

“…like dawg” is always so hilarious lmaooo

Y'all, give blood this month if you can... There's a shortage

no

A fleshlight would hate to see me coming

but it’s peaceful, that’s what matters ✨

money

now wait a minute

now to complete all these tasks I ignored for 2 weeks

blocking someone while dem a type hilarious enuh 🤣🤣

Got my cats an LLC instead of toys this year.

gee whiz, it’s christmas!

Every year, people say "I can't believe it's already Christmas." Has there ever been a year when everyone could believe it was already Christmas

People were working this week?

Barely work today

This nigga had rent to pay this day

I accomplished so much this year 🥹

So BOOM… It’s sounds like dude planned a date. Had shawty drive an hour, but wasn’t answering his phone? Because he fell asleep and his phone died?! Oh lawd 😭 #FirstSkyLinkDrama

remember to change those old pillows you’ve had for almost 5 years 👍🏾

tit for tat motherfucker

don’t get it twisted, I’m definitely gonna match your energy 👍🏾