Real rich

Coincidentally cocaine works like Adderall on people with ADHD. Ask me how I know.

The real question is how many lines of coke could a real coke head do in front of you before you noticed. It happens faster than you think if you’re unfamiliar.

5. I for one was surprised how much cocaine housewives do here in Utah...

We will find you. And your little dog too. - Ring's CEO probably.

Is this the one who took away the porn? Cuz fuck him.

I will act like I'm already your ex wife and you'll like it.

This nigga beefing with BOOKS?????? Bush will never see heaven and I will be making sure of that.

White bitches will do anything but believe their eyes.

Oh I'm not adjacent to shit. Gimmie a monster. Man or otherwise. I'll make him worst too.

Every day that this man is alive is a scientific miracle.

"unfortunately we learned that after the fact" Oh really??? Thousands of people on the clock app telling her it's some fuckery was t good enough? The fucking CDC wasn't enough???? Miss me with that bullshit.

I've been informed that the girls are calling any gay anime Yaoi now???? Uh no? Yaoi is when the penises touch and Boys Love is slice of life romance.. they are NOT the same.

So she's doing it on purpose.

He understands enough to cash the check from them but nothing much else. That's white people for ya 🤷🏾‍♀️

Eh... Close enough

I don't see anything wrong with the profile other than they swiped in you knowing that's not what you want. I hate when people put attraction before everything else. Because yes you like what I see but ain't shit else goin happen other than you looking.

Shadow or not winter started at the end of January. You not seeing summer time till August 🤭 yay global warming.

I thought we knew that we were supposed to turn off the mic... That shit was definitely listening to your conversations.

SEATED

I just don't see it for her. She has an uncanny valley face and it bothers me.

You notice they don't cross Merrick and gone into long Island?? They stop right at Jamaica... Bitches.

I almost had a heart attack when I saw Patti LaBelle's name. Do better.

Every year y'all ask this question and every year someone takes the time to explain why the answer is no... And like a fucking dementia patient y'all come back the very next week and ask the same question.

I'm glad I went to college when I did. Cuz I remember being in my 101 class and them telling me to write a poem in class and all I did was word for word copy the lyrics to Imaginary by Evanescence 🤭

If they sue you have them charged them with sexual assault 🤷🏾‍♀️ fight fire with fire. A civil suit is one thing. A felony is ✨forever✨

But like... Why

She not built for this.

In this socio-economic climate?

Me and the girls are gonna giggle and bump coochies.

Will she show up?

Y'all didn't bawl down the price on Natasha Denona products but y'all bawling down the price of Pat McGrath products.

Women in male dominated fields

What the fuck is going on at Taco Bell half the menu disappeared overnight

At this point it's Trump's fault. You can't convince me otherwise.

"The negros tho, those are fine." - Governor Chris probably.

Y'all! I saw a post that said Ray J's heart is operating at 25% and someone commented "Ray need to use that one wish!" I.... 😭 💀

I came over to hangout with my boyfriend. My husband also came over to hang out with my boyfriend... Guess who's not hanging out with my boyfriend... I am the third wheel in my own relationship.

Is he back on his meds yet? Y'all can hate Kimberly all you want but she had him on a schedule.

They said shut the fuck up while we get our lies together.

I bet the fuck she didn't. I'm sorry. I just can't take white women seriously.

I have some thoughts but I don't think y'all going like them...

Someone got into my Fashion Nova account and bought a pair or jeans... With their own money? Lol Da'Neshia girl was it really that serious?

Bitch we been telling y'all since Jesus was a child they fixing to come after y'all too but nooooooooooo. They been after us, this is brand new information to y'all. Figure it out because when we were offering help and community y'all told us we was lying and that it's not that serious

Interesting.

What did you think "by any means necessary" meant? White people are fascinating.

Yes they did. They 100000000% did. They just didn't think they would be the ones murdered 🤷🏾‍♀️

I commented on a video that Biphobia is just state sanctioned homophobia and they tried to beat me with sticks. Because riddle me this, why are you upset he fucked a man of you aren't homophobic. "It's my preference!!!" And that preference is rooted in homophobia baby 🤷🏾‍♀️

White folks, please know that they no longer care that you are white. That you are a good guy with a gun. That you are Americans. That you have rights. You will be shot in the back like a nigga. So keep that in mind when you picking sides.