Gentle parenting is for gentle children. Your child is a menace. Shake them* *Once they are over 10.

I pay to have my kid dropped off LOL.

Whomst's mama???

Oh word??

Oh word.

Me watching the battle of five armies: if you got beef, you take that elsewhere. Don’t bring that here. First of all, if you was beefing at Erebor, you should’ve been beefing at Erebor. Why would you bring this to somebody else club? That’s sad. Him: I will pay you to shut up...

Nope.

But I thought we were all for states rights in that house.

Let him do whatever he wants.

Nobody thinks they can be a victim until they are.

I'm gonna have to deactivate my blue sky account since these ppl don't do private accounts. Kmt.

As long as I can watch

*Taps sign furiously*

Women in male dominated fields.

I'm just a girl

As a person who shat out a midget version of myself... Girl shut up. Are some child free people insufferable? Yes. Are you also insufferable? Also yes. Go away.

Is he replacing expired makeup? If not why is he touching her shit? Also why he putting everything on the fucking counter???? YOU NOTICE THAT SHIT WAS BARE FOR A REASON????

Technically my Sil and my mama. That's it. But they know better.

🗣️🗣️🗣️I REFUSE TO PAY A MOVIE TICKET TO WATCH A FUCKING OVA. put it on the DVD like the olden times.

The kid has entered the "my food can't touch" phase and I honestly hate it here

Going thru my man's phone to catch him with bitches and realizing he isn't bitchless... He's just slow 🥹

"The Department of Homeland Security says 94% of passengers are already compliant and that the new fee is intended to encourage travelers to obtain the ID."

Good. Y'all got forever to fix it. Stop letting them ppls job be harder than it needs to be

A spouse can not be compelled to bear testimony against their spouse. Do with that information what you will

God damn they love a casserole.

Rest in peace Daft Punk. You would have loved AI

GIRL. IM OUTSIDE

Thank God I am lazy because if I had the energy I'd kill myself.

Fork found in kitchen

Kamala's whomst?

Idk what to tell you but anything hooked up to the internet will do this.

15-30 minutes. I got shit to do.

Cry.

A little of column A a little of column b...

Oddly anal. But only under very specific conditions.

Trust. Because I be doing some shit and I need to trust that you can roll with me.

A cat. I get really really horny about like once a month and that's it.

Their eyes.

Missionary. All day. Every day. Put your full body weight on top of me while you drive me clean into the mattress. Smother me. Make me feel helpless. And then force me to look you in the eye while you do it.

The way how dat bitch woulda curry if that was Brooklyn.

I know you fucking lying...

I just witnessed someone refer to someone small in stature as, “compressed,” and a “summarized individual.” Never gonna forget this day.

He looking at us like we that baby parents LOL.

Lol you know what's funny... That's the actual meaning of Snow Bunny LOL. You have Snow Birds and Snow Bunnies.

Y'all eet not cold? My feet cold.

Useless.

How you gonna judge me and not use a picture of biggie?

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Check in with the nurse!!! 💀