That thumbs down is actually criminal

Someone explain the point of love island for me...

Look. I'm not saying Moaning Mertle deserved to die... But that nasty laugh she let out when Hermione got turned into a cat leads me to believe that she definitely had it coming.

Hear me out. Gummy Skittles

Can Zara just take a normal picture of these fucking clothes.. God damn it man.

She fucked my favorite sil's husband so it's on sight for her.

I did this to one of my inlaws one Thanksgiving... Thanksgiving the next year was a movie when she lost custody of her second child

This is why the country stay so

Google reminded me that 5 years ago I called the cops on the HOA lady who stole my door mat.

I just wanna fuck. But noooooooooo I gotta watch u of u and byu

Now why my girl Cersei in it.

Auto blocked. Love that for me.

I do. But I can't afford that shit so I'll cross my legs.

Every day that this man is not dead it's literally a medical miracle.

Good morning Skypiea 🦋

And The Hudson was nasty to begin with.

Oh, well I was actually flirting, I am just autistic and bored tho. 🤷🏿‍♀️

Can anyone translate this for me? Cuz like I'm still stuck on the first message and idk what's going on

She is poor and needs the money. Not mine tho!

It only works when Jamaican and Yoruba men use it. Everyone else should just leave it alone.

To quote @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app,

Humour is subjective and whatever blah blah blah, but I wanna know why are people so comfortable with being this stupid in public? At what point do you stop over sharing? At what point do you take us all out of the group chat?

Today’s world mental health day. And I want to take this opportunity to remind yall that it’s ok to crash out.

How did Lihua not get empress when the first son was born?

@yungsenshii.bsky.social btw Mocha is back at build a bear btw...

So Dem really nah gi wi di ress a Yuri on Ice?

First day back and I don't want to be here I wanna go back upstairs and go to sleep.

I have three days before I take my leave of absence... I'm going thru it.

Quick question, what date is it.

Don't be a part of the problem. Be the whole problem.

No but them woulda haffi release me like yesterday if allegedly the files unorganized did not exist. But that's just me.

Toxic remix by 2wei is pre done. But either Heads Will Roll by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs or Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang

First of all I am a slut so write that down. Second of all I cum so hard I pass out.

Telling people on the skyline unprovoked that you can't fuck is a... Choice.

Remember Anshi was an outside child for the dad NOT the mom so the mom was mad when she became empress over her daughter.

This is why Bey stop talking to her from a taller time. Cuz how you beefing with a BABY???

Took the womb nugget to Colorado for her 9th.

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE .HACK WAS A FEVER DREAM CUZ EVERY TIME I BRING IT UP NO ONE KNOWS IT

Lol so I'm watching Murders on Elm Streets and this man killed two kids and I don't think that they should have sent up that one crazy white man. Because why was them kids breaking into his house?????

Should have taken one for the team...

Are white people chronically unemployed or something.

How is it only Wednesday? Feel like I’ve been through two weeks already.

An "illegal" derivative.

Gross.

Taking out the meat.

I don't want to create an account for everything. To buy something, to read something, to play something, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW MEEEEEE

It's almost like these things were created and coded by... People.