Yep. I love theology. Hate religion.

If you are not friendly with your exes, most of them at least, I will be judging you.

That's a lot of words to be tatted on someone's ass... Does he have a lot of real estate back there or something?

Compulsion. It's not illegal if you give it to me willingly.

"my ex wife treated me like shit" yeah, I'm beginning to see why.

Eminem. Don't care.

Kelly. Easily.

I'm Jamaican. Celine.

Doja

MISS BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS AND ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE BRO

My short king.

Adele. Idk who them other bitches

Usher

Madonna and it's not even close.

This Kindle discourse is something. Y’all would buy an iPhone every 6 months if Apple told you to, but draw the line at an $150 E-reader once a decade? Mind you, u can still manually add books to the kindle but people dont know how to use their devices if a conglomerate isn't holding their hand.

The second I saw that shit in Starbucks I knew we was cooked.

* I won't

blowing up his spot on bluesky is one thing. having his DMs full of unsolicited dick pics from desperate horny men is kind of diabolical 😭😭

I miss being in rope...

Maturing is understanding that Tobirama was right

Them prices STUCK.

Legally I understand why they jailed her... Morally and ethically they shoulda let it slide.

Bruno Mars cocaine is pure Colombian uncut.

If yo mama white you get the first half and if you mama black you get the last half.

Epstein was Mossad and you can't tell me anything different.

A rich person wrote this.

You know what's wild. I think Kanye really loved Kimberly.

I need you to know there is an audible pause in my thoughts. Y'all be typing with ZERO punctuation and that pisses me the fuck off.

But I don't pay taxes on 50k and suddenly I am the problem.

Therapy does not fix you. Therapy just gives you skills to manage trauma and for assholes it gives them the skills to make their problem YOUR problem.

My friend drove 45 mins to drop off a bouquet and some chocolate to my house and that's how I know I'm for the gurls.

I wish he would rule it out

This was my FIRST THOUGHT

Real rich

Coincidentally cocaine works like Adderall on people with ADHD. Ask me how I know.

The real question is how many lines of coke could a real coke head do in front of you before you noticed. It happens faster than you think if you’re unfamiliar.

5. I for one was surprised how much cocaine housewives do here in Utah...

We will find you. And your little dog too. - Ring's CEO probably.

Is this the one who took away the porn? Cuz fuck him.

I will act like I'm already your ex wife and you'll like it.

This nigga beefing with BOOKS?????? Bush will never see heaven and I will be making sure of that.

White bitches will do anything but believe their eyes.

Oh I'm not adjacent to shit. Gimmie a monster. Man or otherwise. I'll make him worst too.

Every day that this man is alive is a scientific miracle.

"unfortunately we learned that after the fact" Oh really??? Thousands of people on the clock app telling her it's some fuckery was t good enough? The fucking CDC wasn't enough???? Miss me with that bullshit.

I've been informed that the girls are calling any gay anime Yaoi now???? Uh no? Yaoi is when the penises touch and Boys Love is slice of life romance.. they are NOT the same.

So she's doing it on purpose.

He understands enough to cash the check from them but nothing much else. That's white people for ya 🤷🏾‍♀️

Eh... Close enough