Morning fete was the stupidest idea I ever fucking had.

Going to wet on Saturday but I had nothing to wear. So I made a top. Let’s see if I will do a bottom too

One month since my drs appointment (re)started. Today, the tests I need to do cost of $93,000 (not including the $15,000 just to see the doctor) some tests have to be sent overseas and are only done on certain days so I gotta wait till next week. OMM They better find supm wrong this time 😭

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Trying not to check myself into Bellevue and HERE COMES A MAN TRYING TO LOOK ME

I steal one microwave plate from a man’s apartment one time and my friends won’t let me forget omg

Currently making a baby blanket for a pregnant friend and people keep asking why I don’t sell them. Because most people cannot afford a full size completely handmade blanket. Please imagine how much I’d have to charge for that 😭

I want to do this yoga class but can my body handle it?

All these books and I don’t own a bookmark. Today I’m using a Chinese takeout menu 😭

Knocked on my neighbours door with a messy bun, a huge t-shirt that says pervert across the front. To ask him to open a jar for me. Desparation is a crazy thing 😭

Made pants for vacation but the yarn done and I got 3 rows left. So no pants for vacation cause I ain’t spending $15 on roll of yarn for 3 rows

Rapture is today and my nail appointment is tomorrow. Maaan I hope my nail tech not a good person 😭

I like making stuff look at my coaster

Hello hi, yall have any baby clothes yall don’t need I know an expecting mom who needs some help. I’m gonna go buy her some diapers and bottles this weekend

I got a client who turns every call into a therapy session. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… I work for a tax firm.

Vacation in November and I can’t wait. I want to book another one already

In the past 3 weeks. I’ve spent over 100k in doctor bills (after insurance). So Christmas and birthday gifts are on hold for every body and they mama til 2035😂

The top is done and this whole outfit together eats! Def wearing it in my vacation in a few months

I splurged on my new glasses and had to go do an ultrasound same day. I splurged on match seats and had to do a CT scan same day. Retail therapy isn’t very therapeutic anymore 🙂‍↔️

My hangers were all mismatched and it stressed me out. But I got 100 new hangers (all exactly the same) and rehung and reorganised my whole closet. This is why people think I’m Type A😭

One sleeve done on this top. I’m determined to finish this weekend. Stay tuned

My new glasses are here and for the first time in forever I’m wearing something other than black or clear on my face 😭 idk how I feel about it

No surgery!!!✨🤗

My best friend and I are doing that funny shirt swap trend for our vacation and I am screaming looking at the options

Charging people 30k for a crochet set when you used a machine to do half the work is crazy work. I wanna be a scammer when I grow up too

I’m sitting with my foot in the foot bath and one hand getting tips. Not my boss calling me to check the work phone cause she needs me to do something urgently. Babes???? That phone is home 😭

It’s nail day. Tank GAD

Doing a surgery this weekend with no idea the cost. If he tells me a ridiculous number I’m gonna ask him for the scalpel and tell him to talk me through it

I’m currently working on a top to go with these linen pants I bought. (My yarn finished. So I’ve already ordered more) I can’t wait to show y’all when it was done

I’ve gotten back into crochet and I can already hear my pocket crying. My latest project. It hasn’t been blocked yet and it should actually have a collar (I need to buy more yarn) but I love her

Planning another book picnic for this Sunday. Just for books (or crafts), vibes and snacks. Lemme know if you wanna pull up

Since I work remotely. I hardly request time offs cause I can probably do my job while still living my life. I’m going on vacation today and I took a day off to “deal with some stuff” WHY DID I JUST WALK PAST MY BOSS SITTING TWO ROWS AHEAD OF ME ON THE DAMN PLANE 😭

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Hello loves! We know I love a good drive so here’s my next one: a back to school drive to help 3 kids get what they need to go back to school. DM, message or call if you wanna donate. And as usual if you can’t donate in kind, send me cash and I’ll share receipts so you know where ya money went! 🤍

My yoga instructor is doing a yoga challenge. Ladies and gentlemen we are at day 6. I have only done day 1 😭

Actually got 3 students. One from infant school one from a primary school and one from high school. Details to be shared on Monday!

I need to talk about how good a match the Le Champ foundation is icl

Pineapple is everything and I need us to accept it

It’s 10:30 and I just logging off the people dem work. Madness.



Y’all my suitcase needs to be packed by tomorrow because it’s the only day I’ll be at home before my trip. Why is it empty??

Doing a back to school drive for a HS student to get them everything they need for this school year but I’m donating any overflow to the schools guidance department for other students in need. I’m currently waiting on the details of the student so I can move forward. 🤍 stay tuned!

I really love how it’s coming together

Just finished a sushi class and crossed one more thing off my bucket list

It’s too much now 🤍

The drinks so far: 2 mimosas at breakfast Redstripe after 1 tequila sunrise (double shot) 1 tequila daiquiri (double shot) 1 margarita (double shot) 1 shot of tequila It’s a good day kids

Oh nothing… just my birthday tomorrow 🤭

Woke up from a 3 hour nap. Went to dinner. Back in bed. Can you tell I’m having the time of my life?

My vacation starts today 

Rushing me to drive 40 km/h is crazy work