No wonder Felon won story: “Just because it says Telluride on the car does not mean you can do one of the most difficult passes in Colorado, that is near Telluride,”

Let's make a deal then. -1 cent coins and agree to make him "deceased" immediately. I'm down.

The founder of an American megachurch who advised President Trump in his first term has admitted to sexually assaulting a young girl in the 1980s

Would you open the door to men who approached you like this?

How did the word "likely" get added?! @cbsnews.com No. It's not "likely", it IS. IT. IS. UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Hence the ruling. smfh.

"If outbreaks continue around the country until the end of January, the United States will lose its status of having had eliminated measles 25 years ago." Outbreaks will continue so I'm calling it now: The U.S. is no longer a country where measles was eliminated. ETTD. Thank a Republican.

Oh ffs. For decades many mall stores required the employees to wear their brand of clothes when working and didn't offer shit but a meager employee discount.

LOL I would have went with Maxwell Van Down By the River.

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years. From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

I will wait with bated breath for the @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com and @wsj.com articles denouncing Felon's filth and illegitimacy. Just kidding. We all know they'll ignore this and pretend it's not actually happening. As usual. Maybe even give us a cute gaslighter opinion piece!

Mkay, any time the Republicans want to DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS and get rid of the psychos. The govt is shut down because the REPUBLICANS, who control house senate and presidency, are worthless and incapable. The. End.

The "daily questions" @today.yougov.com are beyond stupid. Vapid to a fault. Your name is literally YouGOV. Maybe try asking more GOV oriented questions.

Felon and Republican "Christians" are complete charlatan pieces of hypocrite hate-filled shit? You don't say.

Real shame the losers @nytimes.com , @washingtonpost.com etc are too inept and pathetic to write news stories that mention these facts.

This shutdown is on them.

ETTD

Why have Americans at large never filed a class action lawsuit against Fox "News"?

Hello? Any Spineless Republicans home? DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS.

Dang even Associated Press couldn't manage to type a worthy headline. Pete Hegseth and Felon were straight fucking anti-American and PSYCHOTIC. A pox on us all. A shame on the nation. Every headline should read, "WHY ARE REPUBLICAN SENATORS DESTROYING AMERICA?"

Republicans are sad sacks of shit. Every last fucking one of them.

“ICE goes masked for a single reason—to terrorize Americans into quiescence,” a Reagan-appointed judge wrote. The extraordinary ruling blended both unapologetic evisceration of President Trump and admiration for the rights Trump has trampled on.

Three "Republicans in disguise" voted for the REPUBLICAN shut down and the worthless REPUBLICANS still couldn't manage to keep the govt open. Because the REPUBLICANS can't do anything right. Ever. Also, PA, NV, and ME can't figure out how to vote for actual democrats. They got wussy disease.

Opened up the ol laptop this morning and clicked on the Google "news" tab and lo and behold guess which news story was not anywhere on the page? 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

The Republicans who control the house and senate and presidency are 1000% responsible for a government shutdown. There is not another way to process this factual information, despite what the compromised, spineless, soulless "media" tells you.

More like the injustice dept. All the insurrectionists should have been executed. Had "democrats" stormed the Capitol the GQP would have them all in shipping containers en route to Cambodia or some shit.

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

isn't the whole point of copyright that you are opting out of people stealing your work

"some legal experts" ???? WHO? WHERE? RUSSIA? jezuz mary and joseph y'all are so fucking GONE @nytimes.com it's been a decade since I last had a subscription. never again. even if woke angels purchase you and burn all the scum suckers you employ at the stake. still a nope from me.

Amazing how Felon and Co and the worthless fucking media like @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com don't want to salivate and drool over this story for two weeks like they did with their precious racist "influencer" boy.

Yep. A Magat did it so fuck Christians LOL. Gold fill gaudy!

Indeed, a white male military vet man with magat flags on his truck and home is YET AGAIN the culprit in a deadly shooting spree. Oh an arson. Oh and attempted explosive devices but too dumb to build them correctly I guess.

Blame game? Stop writing headlines of stupidity. The GQP controls the house, senate, and presidency. Meaning the ONLY possible entity at "fault" is REPUBLICANS. I realize a large swath of people are stupid af but even some of those dumbfucks can figure this out. Insulting headlines are tired.

Guess we're all lucky we didn't get shot this weekend.

Amid an ongoing wave of conspiracy theories and bogus claims about Jan 6, I’ll note this from our reporting: Rioters made all kinds of claims and defenses in court … and jurors convicted 100% of the defendants who went to trial 100%

"Sen. Mike Lee of Utah posted a warm tribute to Nelson on social media shortly after the announcement." Same Mike Lee who is a complete piece of shit and posted trash tweets after MN lawmakers were assassinated? That Mike Lee? Maybe mention that tidbit in the article, @apnews.com.

ugh

WELFARE RATS with no moral compass. aka Republicans.

"It looks like they failed to concur across all three counts, so I'm a little confused as to why I was handed two things with the same case number that are inconsistent."

alrighty then.

The second you saw Amelia Earhart on the trend list you just knew it was Felon shit.

Sinclair is caving and bringing back Kimmel. Money, folks. Public pressure. They dont have the numbers. Remember this and increase the efforts.

Suck it you Sinclair bitches.

Satire is not fluff, it’s a mirror. Well done, South Park. SMITE!

I cannot collect because I proudly have never signed up for Amazon prime. Not once. Ever. In twenty fucking years. Classy businesses don't charge customers to receive a sale price or free shipping #themoreyouknow

What I like to see! Team work! Yay team USA!

gotta remember that no one likes this shit

Enough with the worthless "corporate" Democrats. Does it smell like a Kirsten Gillibrand? Yes? Then no. It's not tricky.

If you want the Forest Service to be anything other than just a logging company get in those public comments, people

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?