Dan Andrews the next Ambassador to the USA...

All Lime, no Spiders.

Royal Commission into the role of Emperor Nasi Goreng in building a Great Wall and whether there really were too many rabbits...in China...

Royal Commission into whether they really were happy little Vegemites.

Royal Commission into why they say the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.

Royal Commission into why ye cannae hand a man a grander spanner

44C tomorrow you can stick that fair up your jacksie.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Göltzschtalbrücke - die größte Ziegelstein-Brücke der Welt 📍Netzschkau, Thüringen 📷MachoPapilio #architecturephotography #architecture #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2rPfygR

Look Bees, by the sea, in Janu ary!

Nature always finds a way #photography #nature #flower

Regular reminder

Just qualified as Internet Expert on Venezuelan Oil Reseves, AMA* *dont ask me anything

2025, the year in review.

New crossover TV show idea - Pluribus after Carol lets off the atomic bomb but set in the Fallout universe. Ghouls v The Others

Not sure how I feel about this photo. I think I like what I saw more than the result. Harsh midday light didn't help From my archives, think I've posted it before early on #Twosday #photography #gymealilies #flowers

Press conference now by the MCG curator, we've officially hit peak stupid.

Pitch for Sydney test is gonna be the flattest, deadest most boring pitch in test history, isnt it? #Ashes

Here's me thinking that the whole point of 5 day matches on challenging pitches was, well, to TEST the players? You know, see if batters have the technique and temperament to handle a bit of movement. May as well play on synthetic pitches if everyone is gonna bitch and moan like today. #Ashes

what is the best winter solstice song and why is it Fire at Midnight by Jethro Tull youtu.be/73LAuGkgayo?...

This is why I'm not allowed to buy stuff from the good food store unless accompanied by an adult 😅

A Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol

Why do you ask two ducks? Merry Christmas everyone!

Peace, health and happiness, my lovely friends! 🕊️

Outstanding. annas-archive.li/blog/backing...

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

also, as is tradition, we will be soliciting some unsolicited solicited duck pics on Tues 6 Jan for next year's #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay. so, see you then. if you give a duck

Uh oh! #Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky

SBS news is just Bondi terrorist porn at this stage.

Not sure how I managed to fuck up frying breadcrumbs, but here we are...

They reanimated John Howard's corpse again I see. Let the old cunt rot in his crypt, we dont need to see him.

At this time, I think this contemplative koala seems apt. You've seen this photo before but you probably need this little guy now. Sleaford Bay, Eyre Peninsula.

Rob Reiner and Michele Singer fucken hell.

The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party. Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar

The River Thames once froze so solid that London partied on the ice. Carriages crossed it. Children played football. Elizabeth I practised archery. And in 1536, Henry VIII rode across it with Jane Seymour. Watch the full frost fairs story on my YouTube channel. #TudorHistory #FrostFairs

When I am King, the partially open scissors will glide through the wrapping paper in a straight line perfectly every single time.

Twice yesterday Biff posted when will the fake polls realize how great I am. It’s sinking in. Hence he goes to his staff and says what can I do to get the people to love me? And then tell him to say pot is now legal. Four dimension chess it ain’t. It’s soothing a broken and angry dementia patient.

London by night

Just did a face scan to verify my age on BlueSky

Just did a face scan to verify my age on BlueSky

Just did a face scan to verify my age on BlueSky