Merry Christmas cunt

CEO Dr Linda Swan: "To imply that elderly people are somehow unsafe because another resident chooses VAD is fear mongering at its worst. "The archbishop may not think it controversial to obstruct an aged care resident's choice but this shows how out of touch he is with the majority of Australians."

Just did a face scan to verify my age on BlueSky

Lovely morning for it. The car’s getting sent to Tullamarine for repairs. That’ll be a half marathon retrieval mission. 🥵 #running #runnersky

Car’s getting fixed after a little Alexandra Pde sideswipe. The panel beater’s next to a bike path, so I’m lacing up and running home

Cashing in my rewards keys. 😋🇸🇪

Can you buggers just work the full five days like the rest of us? I bought snacks and everything. 😠

Ouchie 😳

Just had my first test cricket nap of the season. #ashes

Post run lunch with @bertie-boo.bsky.social 😋

Peek a boo.

Worried about growing old in Australia? Sue Thomson’s funny, frank and fierce doco Careless is must-see stuff. Here’s our chat ab.co/4iNHhF4

Gatecrashed a 10km. Didn't take a medal or nuffing but @gaznextdoor.bsky.social let me pose with his bling.

Alright I'm up. Where my bloons at?

The new Yarra City Council is obsessed with Santa. There'll be no woke neutral holidays on our watch. We get it. Now empty the bins and keep your hairy baubles to yourself.

Quick run around the block ☔ Anyone popping out for for a quick row after high school? Nope. They're all running and nicking my Melb Mara bibs 😠 #running #runnersky

*sips coffee* #bloonwatch #nudie

Nudie bloon has run out of puff. Nudie now hiding in South Yarra bushes. #bloonwatch

Eastlands #bloonwatch

Kimbo the Sitter reporting for duty.

Elaine from Seinfeld's owners are going to Lady Gaga without her.

Red at night, Kimbo delight.

That's enough dirty northerly polleny summer for me.

Grass pollen forecast: Step outside today and you’ll cop a full blown botanical facial.

The time of year where I feel excited about gigs and equally deflated by the crappy outdooor venue. 😞

Chopper doin' laps around the carpark. let 🚁 me 🚁 SLEEP!

Had a spill while refilling my magnesium. None of this is going to waste. Scraped straight back in the cup.

What a stunning morning. #bloonwatch

Today, while I was cleaning Mum’s house, her neighbour of 40-something years dropped over a present. A handmade crochet hug rug she made just for me. She said flowers die - but this blanket could give me little hugs. 🥹

For anyone wondering when summer is due in Melbourne. Hotter than average summer forecast as fire authorities warn of 'highly flammable' conditions - ABC News share.google/cSzgGlPDQYxu...

Nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaah #Melbweather

Magnus Opus.

Dinner was six chicken and prawn dumplings and two Guinness in bed. I'm an athlete.

Making banh mi credits 😋

Good Morning, Bloonies. #BloonWatch

Good morning 🎛️

I’ll have Geelong, Ballarat, Run Melbourne and Run Prix finished before the Nike Melbourne crowd even pick up their bibs. 🙄 #runnersky #running #stickyourballotupyourarse

Yesterday MND Victoria sent me a fresh condolence letter for Rohan, 4 years after he died. Today I got an automated survey from the cremation company I used at the time. 🧐

Mum’s funeral yesterday. Today I get a condolence letter from MND VIC saying “Sorry to hear about the death of Rohan.” He died in 2021. CRM pulled the wrong name. Then I buy the new Jacky Winter LP… and the sleeve says: “For Rohan Mansell.” Four years on and he's getting his name on everything.

Post rain run was lush.

Two days. What am I gonna do now. 🥺 #Ashes

Great century Travis Head #ashes

Parma coma 😋

Pub soundbites Catchy 🏏 "YAAAAAY" *clap clap clap* "Bollox. Cnut." #Ashes

Pub 'oof

Stumps. What am I gonna do now. 🥺

Bring back the duck! #Ashes

Went for a run and grabbed a bánh mì. Missed both wickets. *still chewing* I have mixed feelings about this. #Ashes

I was just sitting with that empty “what do I watch now?” feeling after the 367 Collins Falcons. Long stretches of nothing, then sudden drama. Then I remembered: Test Cricket! Happy First Test Day.

Lying in bed with ears buzzing and a belly smiling after a post-gig Happy Meal. 😋 #Pixies