🎶 You've got a fastbond, I've got a ticket to anywhere🎶

Do you think Sumo was invented for fat guys or did it start out all skinny people then somebody was like "I just thought of the CRAZIEST strategy"

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

People complain all the time about the words you "can't say anymore", no one ever mentions that you CAN say cunt now. And it was gay people who won you that right, so show some respect.

Just saw Reze Arc and it's impossible to talk about chainsaw man without sounding like this

lesson of jay jones (likely) win is that democrats must [redacted]

The Bridge Over Jamiroquai

Brianna Wu wanted to be the trans version of the Conservative POC archetype, who conservatives parade around to prove theyre not bigoted. But the bog standard position of regular republicans is tran people shouldn't exist. They don't want to prove they're not transphobic

Grosser but more realistic blood on take 2

Halloween as the Sinners Guy

1982 hip hop kicked ass. "Hip- Hop- Hiphop rap, Hiphop Hiphop Hiphop rap. Mary had a little lamb I went to my friends house, and he served bad collared greens, but we're still friends, and that's what its about."

My sister is a jellyfish

Let’s see how long it takes me to get through all of Jojo

Probably once a week I remember that Geoff Keighley watched Neo kill himself at The Game Awards.

Do people have ideation for anything but that one thing?

I didn't know that was a real woman who calls herself Junglepussy so when she said that I was like "Paul, you can't be writing that, white baby"

Seven Seas Publishing is actually spelled "Ccccccc Publishing"

Hey, am I fucking stupid or Does Chonos Hades 2 not know the roman numeral for 4?

When a character in a comic book speaks in white text on a black bubble you know that guy fucks

I still can't believe Nickelodeon took this pilot over Adventure Time

I still can't believe Nickelodeon took this pilot over Adventure Time

Thank you to my phone's "there is an earthquake happening right now" alarm.

Writing a college thesis on why post-henson disney can make great muppet movies but can't even make okay muppet shows.

Hey sluts, I made a new comic! Laser Witch Gang 2 is available at @silversprocket.net , @sourcherrycomics.bsky.social , Cape and Cowl, Mission: Comics, Comix Experience, Dr. Comics and Mr Games and Green Apple (the Richmond one, sunset tbd) RIGHT NOW, and some other places LATER

Sweet dreams are made of bees Who am I and what are bees? Traveled the world and I saw some bees

"Yeah it's REALLY important that you fly us all to Paris for this video" -The Bloodhound Gang, to their label, about The Bad Touch

heard people posting about autistic dogs and thought someone was talking shit about my trans homies

Countdown to Coffee

They really never establish a strong causal link between Cotton Eyed Joe's existence and their inability to get married.

I think part of why King of the Hill can return so seamlessly is that if The Simpsons did a bit where Homer was befuddled by, like, waymo it would be cringe, but that kind of stuff is what KotH already was from Season 1.

What the fuck did mimes ever do to anyone? We're so fucking mean to them, they're fine, grow up. A bunch of clowns were like "what if we weren't scary and shut the fuck up" and this is the thanks they get.

There's a part in Indika where this thing chases you and everyone just calls it a "Dog". Fuck off, I know DePiglio when I see him

2d final fantasy games would just be like, "this party member is a 45 year old man with a wife who's just chilling back home"

For the past few months, I've been really eagerly anticipating going to see Kesha on her new tour. She was absolutely incredible and it was a surprisingly emotional experience for me. I wouldn't say I have a parasocial fixation, but she's been important to me throughout my life in various ways.

The soundtrack to Expedition 33 is going to show up in smart video essays forever. Super Eyepatch Wolf is going to tell you about Doink the Clown to Gustave's theme. Lumiere is going to play over nebula ads until the end of time. This is a compliment, to be clear.

It sucks that nazis stole 88. Thats a top 5 coolest number. They can have 14. Shit tier number.

Is Otherside by Red Hot Chili Peppers about pegging?

Rebuild of Persona 4: you are (not) gay

Remember when the kid on the magic school bus fucking killed himself?

you know when you swat a fly and then you look at your hand and think "wait, this is worse"?

This is the only reason I have ever successfully spelled mortgage.

An ornithologist walked into the coffee shop I'm at with a 2 day old seagul he was rehabilitating and I can now definitively say that the cure to the male loneliness epidemic is carrying a baby bird around

It it a travesty that this nation ever stopped making Final Destination movies