I always keep that thang on me

Getting baptized as a baby and doing first communion is finally going to pay off for me

well, I know what I can binge watch should I want to ball my eyes out

big boy at the end looks like he's about to knock that robot's head smooove off

honestly, they are finishing this FF7 game way faster than I thought they would. I fully expected to be in my 40s before it was done

uhh what?

cool that Creative Assembly got to make another one of those. I liked Alien Isolation 1 quite a lot

Joke's on you Forbes. I couldn't afford a vacation even when the gas prices were lower

Oh to be the third or fourth wheel guy on a popular and profitable podcast who speaks maybe two or three sentences a show, but all the fans agree is "absolutely essential" and "is like a subtle spice to the dynamic"

seasonal movement speed buff is OP

people who do elaborate tasting notes for hard liquor are just making shit up, I swear

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QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10

If LBJ was president right now, there would be entire sites and social media accounts dedicated to analyzing video and photos of him to determine the exact size of his hog

it really sucks having to compartmentalize all the awfulness all the time in order to, like, work and eat on a daily basis

damn, Mina the Hollower has really good gamefeel. I'm going to play this game a lot I think

People should eat more rutabaga. It's dang tasty. We're sleeping on the rutabaga

shit's exhausting.

he hath returned once more youtu.be/FH_CUSu7M1Q

for a long time, whenever someone said the word "manospere" I thought they were talking about something like this

I catch enough stray FOX news in real life to not need any more of it on the internet

I feel ya Albinauric plushie

mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs in it. Ketchup and hot sauce drizzle

i feel like this controversy sorta faded into history in a way Hot Coffee etc didn’t but i was in middle school when Bully came out and there were adults who talked about that game like it was going to destroy civilization

jesus christ it’s genuinely wild how dumb this man is

had a freezer pizza for the first time in like 15 years. not good, per se, but it is a nostalgic flavor. It tastes like it's Friday night, I've got some digiornos and IBC root beer, I just rented some N64 games and I'm going to be doing nothing else but blasting through them for the whole weekend

I honestly forgot that someone tried to shoot him at the correspondents dinner like a week ago, lol

hey re: world historic events, just let me know if somethin changes. i'm not interested in stuff that almost happened or whatever. im busy

I really fuckin hate the term "Sunday scaries"

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Nice to see that he finally started listening to his constituents that reside below Castle Frankenstein

there is no greater hero in the modern world than the "no commentary gameplay 4K" uploader

Ya know, It kind of sucks that every 4 years since 1945, the entire world has to hold its breath to see if The people of the United States are going to decide to do the dumbest shit ever or not, huh?

every now and then i feel the need to remind folks that The Daily doesn’t fact check

yet another fine example of "you, the individual, are responsible for reducing the harm of massive-scale systemic problems." Make sure to sort your recycling!

I know that intergenerational feuding is as old as humanity itself, but it truly surprises me sometimes how much a lot of the modern Olds despise us for wanting a better life and wish we would die

~~hauntology~~

once again, a big thank you to comrade Trump for hastening the green revolution

Dis some bullshit Steven

I grew up on these streets

Finally got around to replanting an herb situation

ahh, so true it all sucked ...btw, you just lost The Game

I don't use tiktok so every time I see a headline like this I have to assume that it is a massive social experiment to recreate from first principles what billions of people throughout all of human history had already figured out.

What's the median rent for "under a rock"? Seems like a nice place to live

man, I just used some hand sanitizer and the smell immediately threw my emotions back 6 years ago. that's some sense memory trauma that aint going away, lol

your daily reminder that "ultraprocessed" has no useful nutritional or scientific definition, and 9 times out of 10 the person using it just means "food that only poor people or those of moral failings eat." It's culinary phrenology