ahh, so true it all sucked ...btw, you just lost The Game

I don't use tiktok so every time I see a headline like this I have to assume that it is a massive social experiment to recreate from first principles what billions of people throughout all of human history had already figured out.

What's the median rent for "under a rock"? Seems like a nice place to live

man, I just used some hand sanitizer and the smell immediately threw my emotions back 6 years ago. that's some sense memory trauma that aint going away, lol

your daily reminder that "ultraprocessed" has no useful nutritional or scientific definition, and 9 times out of 10 the person using it just means "food that only poor people or those of moral failings eat." It's culinary phrenology

Really don't like living through The Business Plot 2: this time it's stupid as fuck

I am of the opinion that we should not let a British monarch even LOOK at the capitol building, much less address congress

Fake mac

Oops, had a bit too much oven spring

If you ever have the opportunity to play music with other people, like in a band, take it immediately. It is one of the most singularly unique pleasures that you can have in this short life. I miss it very, very dearly

The forbidden post office

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

"but first he must find my phylactery hidden deep within the TOMB OF HORRORS!! HAHAHAHA"

This feels like an inverse of his James Rolfe video. Instead of examining a popular independent creative who makes more problems through unprofessional cheap fixes, he got to see someone totally devoid of creativity throwing expensive professional gear and concepts towards a problematic vacuous end

Kind of awesome that the food television icons of my youth are transitioning to YouTube. Jacques Pépin is sharp as ever at 90. Alton Brown is basically making good eats with the serial numbers filed off. Rick Bayless posts videos all the time. Even Emeril Lagasse has gotten in the game

it's like a whole administration full of Nixons

ughhh, fuckin Vavra

Fetterman 2.0 incoming

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

Movie couple that would def have a podcast

I'm glad to see people are turning on the nonsense generational phrenology. I've been hounding on this shit for a while. That being said, there is nobody that can fail at institutionalized tasks like people around my age

I mean, if there are a small handful of humans can time-travel, I'd believe that Janelle Monáe was one of them

Can never get over how tawdry the modern Right's view of Western Civilization is; nothing to build, nothing to aspire to, nothing even really to destroy or wage war against, just sullen resentment of their own children and seething hatred of the cities whose economics subsidies their regimes.

After Last Season

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Friendcaccia

Casablanca is what happens when a group of assembly line filmmakers enter a flow state so deep the Lord works through you

turns out that unilateral rule-by-tweet doesn't work for diplomatic relations

Kind of fucked up that we're all governed by a singular unrestrained King of the planet, who's every thought is instantly available and who has the ability to end the majority of life on Earth on a whim. Pretty stupid we put ourselves in this situation

This is no way to live, man

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

I don't think it's particularly great for the health of most of the world's people to be on constant apocalypse-watch metered by one daytime-drama paced individual

jesus fucking christ man, are we ending the world or not!? I got to work in the morning!

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

I can’t stop thinking about the scene in THREADS where a pub TV is broadcasting news about the US doing a coup in Iran that leads to nuclear war while everyone just goes about their business like normal

The olds in this country really are trying to stuff the whole world in the coffin with them before they go in the ground, huh?

STUNNING new footage from the Moon

Just realized if I’m going to find out about us dropping a nuke on here, it’ll be between a shitpost about Star Wars and a photo of some of the nicest tits I’ve ever seen.

everything's, like, a fuckin nightmare nowadays, but I allow myself to have some joy about living in an overlapping age of space flight and super high def photography. Shit's fuckin cool, man

I've been trying non-bullshit decent rum for the first time in my life and uh-oh, I think I like rum

The olds in this country really are trying to stuff the whole world in the coffin with them before they go in the ground, huh?

Want some rye? Course' you do

it should be illegal to make an extraction shooter, or any high stakes shooter, without a practice range

I don't even care that this study was done by Big Kimchi*, I'll take any excuse to eat more kimchi. *The World Institute of Kimchi www.dongascience.com/en/news/76761

Is steam never not on sale these days?

I tried a caipirinha for the first time today and I was shocked that it tasted exactly like 3 more caipirinhas

For Odie, Forever Ago