My son and I watched Stop Making Sense a few years ago. He asked if I had any of their albums. This gave me the opportunity to recreate a classic Onion article.

I’m WOKE MAPPING Check it and see We’re taking District Number Hundred-and-Three

Sinema walked through Senate in mismatched bold patterns so that Fetterman could run through Senate in gym shorts.

Thune’s body language here is 100% “now hold up, you want me to hold President WHO accountable?”

Note to self: finally get that Costco membership

I mostly visit Bluesky to read and like your posts. This one’s an original.

This is how serial abusers talk.

“the work that we do has real consequences, and the work that we don't do has even bigger consequences.” - @ramirez.house.gov

“Now You’re Dirt” by Varnaline

The buck don't stop

The mosh pit at my local showing of Melania was INSANE. But, like, totally communal. Everyone stopped to help the little tween who fell over. And then everyone went WILD again

truly, a Sign O’ the Times

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Abolish ICE and DHS and give all that money to public schools

Best thing Diane Warren has ever written

Quite a metaphor for this administration

At this point I think Trump has drawn more clocks than Dalí

Ruin a band by changing one letter The Rolling Stonks

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And yet Milli Vanilli returned their Best New Artist Grammy

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Bari Weiss asked Grok if the news could happen in some weird uncle’s basement tavern from 1982, and behold

Might as well share that photo your phone accidentally took inside your coat pocket

JD Vance is the Vice President of posting all day from his parents’ basement

Slightly diminish a band: Breezeway & Oates

Coming up on a decade of “will anyone with a conscience put a stop to this”

Phillipe is always five

“Bingo, bango, bongo”

Even the whites are figuring it out

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.

I heard they also passed the resolution legalizing Who Hash

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This is how I feel about Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator, too. Give me the versions from before "Creative Suite"

If he doesn’t like it, he can always step down. Look how quickly we stopped talking about Biden once he was out of office! Go let yourself decay in private

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A joyous Kyper Monday to all who celebrate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kREQ...

Damp Basement, Dusty Attic

Zootopia Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Zootopia! Julie Newmar

City Slickers II: The Legend of Zootopia’s Gold

invert a band The Mossy Stones

invert a band 0.0001 Maniacs

Today I learned I hadn't muted Olbermann on here yet

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Can we talk about "JEE Vacation" having an email signature with all of that fake-legal "I hereby declare that any discussion of crimes on my Vacation Email Account are not admissible in court" Michael Scott "I declare bankruptcy" ass idiot

"You can't un-invent AI!" We can't un-invent asbestos either. That doesn't mean we have to use it.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

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