You’ve hootied your last blowfish

I’m a Loser: A Creep Movie

Parent Trap but for elbow surgeries

spencer pratt is going to start a forest fire as revenge

all Chicago edition: Lunch Me Tomorrow Will You Still Lunch Me? I Don’t Wanna Live Without Your Lunch No Tell Luncher Brand New Lunch Affair (Part 1 and 2)

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Make a movie into a porn title: Debbie Does Dallas Buyers Club

The Fast and the Furious and Grogu Kicking and Screaming and Grogu Lars and the Real Girl and Grogu Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Grogu

Happens to the best of us

Slightly increase a band And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Critical but Stable Condition

Slightly increase a band Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Middle Aged

Name your top 15 TV shows ever: NewsRadio Home Movies Venture Bros Mystery Science Theater 3000 Adventures of Pete & Pete Night Court Columbo Futurama Parks and Recreation The Good Place Arrested Development The West Wing Kipo & the Age of Wonderbeasts Over the Garden Wall Brooklyn Nine-Nine

bulletproof vests made out of ballroom

Name a game you've completed more than six times

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

This belongs in a museum.

In this administration, the glass ceiling is underneath the bus.

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Home Movies (UPN / Adult Swim, 1999-2004)

Bluesky is being haunted by some sort of Regino Specter

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

@nevernotfunny.com 20th anniversary show today! I got in line early (but forgot to apply sunscreen).

every single fucking photograph of this guy looks like his game of three card monte was just interrupted by a beat cop clearing his throat

Depluralize a movie: Dial M for Crow

thing about fascist bootlickers & oligarch enablers is everything that they try to create is dogshit. Doesn’t matter what arena it’s in, they’re just so bad at everything. Sucks not to have a soul! Also bad for any kind of creative or narrative venture. Every single thing they touch, same result:

Such range

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Wake up, babe, they're faking the lunar landing in New Franken, Wisconsin

In retrospect it totally tracks why a guy who has no friends wouldn’t get why you need allies

My son and I watched Stop Making Sense a few years ago. He asked if I had any of their albums. This gave me the opportunity to recreate a classic Onion article.

I’m WOKE MAPPING Check it and see We’re taking District Number Hundred-and-Three

Sinema walked through Senate in mismatched bold patterns so that Fetterman could run through Senate in gym shorts.

Thune’s body language here is 100% “now hold up, you want me to hold President WHO accountable?”

Note to self: finally get that Costco membership

I mostly visit Bluesky to read and like your posts. This one’s an original.

This is how serial abusers talk.

“the work that we do has real consequences, and the work that we don't do has even bigger consequences.” - @ramirez.house.gov

The buck don't stop

The mosh pit at my local showing of Melania was INSANE. But, like, totally communal. Everyone stopped to help the little tween who fell over. And then everyone went WILD again

truly, a Sign O’ the Times

SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods. S1: archive.org/details/sctv... S2: archive.org/details/sctv... S3: archive.org/details/19-m... S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s... S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky

Abolish ICE and DHS and give all that money to public schools

Best thing Diane Warren has ever written

Quite a metaphor for this administration

At this point I think Trump has drawn more clocks than Dalí

Ruin a band by changing one letter The Rolling Stonks

Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!

And yet Milli Vanilli returned their Best New Artist Grammy

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Bari Weiss asked Grok if the news could happen in some weird uncle’s basement tavern from 1982, and behold

Might as well share that photo your phone accidentally took inside your coat pocket