It's not going away.

Board of Peace - Season 1

A reminder of why Peter Serafinowicz is wonderful.

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

If Trump was really worried about the Chagos Islands plan there would have been more than one post. It was trolling. #R4Today

If we had listened to voters over smoking we'd never have had smoking bans. It saved lot of lives and made places better for the vast majority. Driving and speed limits are similar. We need to do what's needed to make streets safer, not pander to a noisy minority.

A joke for the history buffs.

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

For a laugh, if I were either the Prime Minster of Denmark or Greenland, I would suggest offering Greenland to the US in exchange for a complete unredacted set of the #epsteinfiles.

I remember it vividly...

TERRY WANTS TO KNOW… What are YOUR memories of seeing The Phantom Menace for the first time in 1999? We’d love to hear from you for our next episode. Please RT. (Thank you)

A friend on bookface posted this picture of a copy of Private Eye he found when having a spring clean...

"That belongs in a presentation to Donald Trump"

Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"

I bet that in the parallel dimension where the #epsteinfiles have been released unredacted, I still have a dilapidated shed that I need to empty out, take down and replace before it falls down. Oh well, I'd still be prepared to pay the price.

Entering conference call...

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

Ah...a packet of Ritz Crackers counts as 'one portion', it would appear.

If a Pakistani Muslim owned X, distributed indecent images of girls on a platform where govt do their PR, where some receive payments for posts, they would have distanced themselves by now. X would be shutdown and Braverman and Farage would be calling for a ban and investigation into Pakistani men.

Driver Perfectly Describes Pedestrian They Couldn't See.

I deleted my X/Twitter account a considerable time ago. I had no idea just how glad I'd be with that decision until now.

This, please.

STEWART: “Trump removed a dangerous foreign dictator from power — not THAT one, they’re actually friends (and quite frankly I think business partners)… not that one either…” 😬

"....today, we shall be reenacting President Trump's approach to Foreign Diplomacy within the confines of International Law...." #Venezuela #Greenland #Canada #IsleofWightProbably

On this year, the 250th anniversary of the US Declaration of Independence, do we need to invade again, give them universal healthcare, a proper end to the confederacy and The Archers?

I thought Russia were supposed to be the baddies?

Allow me to show you what my experience of setting up the Cycling Embassy of Great Britain was a bit like...:)

Promoted into my YouTube, this is the kind of stuff I can see me buying: www.fitzwatercycles.com/store-2

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo

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going into 2026 like...

"....Hey Google, recommend a Christmas present for a complete and total wanker...."

I hope the timing of the fantastic #Erasmus announcement was to lure Farage out of hiding so we can ask him about his alleged racist, antisemite bullying again :)

Very sad to report that JOHN ANTROBUS died yesterday (15th December) aged 92. A frequent writing collaborator with Spike, he conceived and co-wrote The Bed Sitting Room, two Goon Shows, sketches for the Fred shows & so much more. Glad we got a chance to salute him with a show earlier this year. RIP

For all his incredible activism, Rob Reiner should receive next year's FIFA Peace Prize.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

Item 1 A highway that will cost billions, take 20 years and contribute to the destruc.....Approved! Item 2 A bike lane that will cost almost nothing, reduce traffic and align with our climate emerg...Do you have approval from every living and deceased resident in the city?

I always thought The Handmaid's Tale was an incredible work of fiction and not a manual.

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/

"...... Ah!! And when Trump and his men come riding in to get a genuine FIFA Trophy, they'll actually be picking up a fake FIFA Trophy but they'll think it's a genuine FIFA Trophy but we'll know it's a fake FIFA Trophy..." #FIFA #Trump

*wipes tear from eye* It's just like when I won the Parents Egg & Spoon Peace Prize at my Son's school sports day.

The Cat has informed me that she approves of the new TV, or whatever it is.

Not rude things, a thread:

Do i need a tub of Vaseline for this? #Budget

I've just seen tractors driving up Victoria Street toward the Houses of Parliament which can only mean that frog faced racist bigoted cunt can't be far away in a tweed jacket and flat cap.

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what