Supposedly there is gonna be one of those Boston Dynamic robot dogs where I work soon and first of all, that thing is gonna get run over by a forklift on day fuckin ONE. And second, if that thing comes at me I’m gonna start swingin.

What if I became a JG Ballard guy? I just started The Complete Short Stories collection of his so we’ll see if that happens.

happy birthday trans people

First Porch Day of the season.

I got my nasty little mitts on a recently digitized copy of Hollow Faces, Merciless Moons by William Scott Home and I am stoked to dig in when I get home from work.

Wanna see me when I was 17?

I’m at the foot at the bed like a dog.

Here's this little MST3K Mighty Max thing I made a few years back

I just started this tonight and Sarah Gailey wrote this for me specifically. I discovered it via a post on tumblr describing it as a sci-fi horror novella that’s like The Thing if the thing was a virus you were incredibly horny for.

Skyrangutan has returned

I’m taking some lessons online to learn Linux and Python and uhhh it’s been a while since I’ve like LEARNED learned anything so I need to remember how to do that sort of thing.

Hi, I'm Jin Kudo, and welcome to Jackass.

Preface: I am the third shift janitor at a factory for a major corporation’s frozen pizza division and on Saturdays I am often the only person in the whole building. Tonight I was doing a push in a restroom I had never used before and did not realize it had motion sensor-activated lights.

I wanted to get back into 3D modeling this year so my first project of the year is this George Adamski-style UFO made in Blockbench.

I wanted to get back into 3D modeling this year so my first project of the year is this George Adamski-style UFO made in Blockbench.

Today would have been the 80th birthday of the brilliant dreamer and filmmaker, David Lynch. "No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way."

rip

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Avengers Endgame has a 94% so nothing means anything.

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

Cherno Alpha Черный Альфа

Merry Malörtmas, one and all.

Should I become a Jess Franco Pervert or a Jean Rollin Pervert?

I just started the audiobook for Brian McNaughton’s The Throne of Bones after seeing everyone (actually I think it was mostly @jrbolt.bsky.social) sing its perverted praises.

A field in England

anyway

Maybe this is old news and I am just late like always, but I just discovered this podcast, The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast hosted by Tony Walker. Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.

CANDLE COVE (a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)

With everything else going wrong in the world Taylor Swift has the audacity to release an album that is so fuckin ass into a discography that is already pretty ass. Girl read the ROOM.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Hear me out… A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.

That’s what my iPad tells me.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

If I see an ad on a refrigerator I’m killing myself in front of the hidden camera built into the screen to track my malnutrition levels and ruining an underpaid Samsung employee’s life.

It would be very hot and sexy of you, yes you, the [GENDER] reading this, to invite me to your Plex server. I love da movies.

I’m not sure what else I wanna do to it, but this started out as a sketch and turned into something bigger because it’s just fun to look at Dev Patel for many hours.

Another day proving Bluesky simply does not have the juice. Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.

I worked in a hotel for many years and SOME BUT NOT ALL of the rooms had showers like these so I would get calls from people in the morning about how to get their shower to work and do you know how hard it is to describe doing this over a phone?

I tell ya, marriage ain’t easy, it ain’t easy but it works better if you find things you both like. my wife and I, we like the work of Mark Z. Danielewski. every time I’m in the House, she Leaves

Hear me out: Robert Longstreet as Father Callahan in Mike Flanagan’s Dark Tower series.

🚨TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN A CROP TOP🚨

I ain’t believing shit until I hear it from the only reliable news source of the past five years.

I’m sure once I post this I will think of different choices I wish I would have gone with, but these are the first ones that came to mind. (Names and movies in alt text.)

My lifelong hate of James Cameron remains justified.

I have an idea to make up $100M in market value

I’m finally watching SUPERMAN and that Noah and the Whale needle drop was put in the movie for me and me alone.