none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Avengers Endgame has a 94% so nothing means anything.

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

Cherno Alpha Черный Альфа

Merry Malörtmas, one and all.

Should I become a Jess Franco Pervert or a Jean Rollin Pervert?

I just started the audiobook for Brian McNaughton’s The Throne of Bones after seeing everyone (actually I think it was mostly @jrbolt.bsky.social) sing its perverted praises.

A field in England

anyway

Maybe this is old news and I am just late like always, but I just discovered this podcast, The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast hosted by Tony Walker. Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.

CANDLE COVE (a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)

With everything else going wrong in the world Taylor Swift has the audacity to release an album that is so fuckin ass into a discography that is already pretty ass. Girl read the ROOM.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

Hear me out… A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.

That’s what my iPad tells me.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

If I see an ad on a refrigerator I’m killing myself in front of the hidden camera built into the screen to track my malnutrition levels and ruining an underpaid Samsung employee’s life.

It would be very hot and sexy of you, yes you, the [GENDER] reading this, to invite me to your Plex server. I love da movies.

I’m not sure what else I wanna do to it, but this started out as a sketch and turned into something bigger because it’s just fun to look at Dev Patel for many hours.

Another day proving Bluesky simply does not have the juice. Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.

I worked in a hotel for many years and SOME BUT NOT ALL of the rooms had showers like these so I would get calls from people in the morning about how to get their shower to work and do you know how hard it is to describe doing this over a phone?

I tell ya, marriage ain’t easy, it ain’t easy but it works better if you find things you both like. my wife and I, we like the work of Mark Z. Danielewski. every time I’m in the House, she Leaves

Hear me out: Robert Longstreet as Father Callahan in Mike Flanagan’s Dark Tower series.

🚨TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN A CROP TOP🚨

I ain’t believing shit until I hear it from the only reliable news source of the past five years.

I’m sure once I post this I will think of different choices I wish I would have gone with, but these are the first ones that came to mind. (Names and movies in alt text.)

My lifelong hate of James Cameron remains justified.

I have an idea to make up $100M in market value

I’m finally watching SUPERMAN and that Noah and the Whale needle drop was put in the movie for me and me alone.

100% it was Army of Darkness. I caught it on the Sci-Fi Channel once during early high school and immediately went to Kmart in hopes they had it there. They actually did have a VHS copy there and it was from the back of the box I learned it was part of a trilogy.

I am obsessed with the alien from ROBOT MONSTER so I made an Animal Crossing Amiibo card for him.

I am obsessed with the alien from ROBOT MONSTER so I made an Animal Crossing Amiibo card for him.

Let The Right One In. Good luck getting me to open my door if you come knocking you dumbass draculas.

STUCK BOAT STUCK BOAT

This is one of the few tiktoks that hold the same space in my heart as some of my favorite Vines.

It’s my birthday next week and a nearby theater is playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ‘90, Shin Godzilla, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a two day span and what if I saw all or most of them?

Happy New Ethel Caine Album Day to all those who celebrate.

I didn’t realize they added the feature here where you can easily switch between different accounts. Has it always been here? Am I just a fool? Either way, interesting…

VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game. It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.

I am back in da Midwest.

The Phantom of the Paradise circa. 2022

I turn 38 in like two and a half weeks and I just got carsick for the first time. It’s never too late to start ✌️😌✌️

Listening to K-pop surrounded by the Appalachians does something interesting to the soul.

Certain episodes of Columbo were released theatrically in Italy, a collection of posters.