castine machine
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getting weirder on purpose
almost 2 years ago
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Spicy Big Dad
22 days ago
I vant to smoke your mids
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im the dracula of smoking weed
22 days ago
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my foam!
about 1 month ago
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funny how you can be more devastated by loss than you have ever been in your life and continue being moderately functional as long as you just never think too hard about the devastating loss
about 1 month ago
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marked safe from whatever issue apple has with alarms now because i just use timers instead
about 2 months ago
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i should get a really stupid tattoo right. i should do that tomorrow i should get a really stupid tattoo today or tomorrow
about 2 months ago
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i can’t wait to have a normal peaceful job
about 2 months ago
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all i did for the last several hours is talk about my ex husband and what a delight he is to various people, i’m really not doing well at fulfilling my lifelong dream of being someone’s bitch ex wife
about 2 months ago
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if that’s your girl then why is she putting hexes on my dick
about 2 months ago
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silkworms is animals
about 2 months ago
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Spicy Big Dad
about 2 months ago
TIP: WIFEs are the only class that can equip certain types of WEAPONS, such as FRYING PANS or ROLLING PINS. 👉OK HELP MENU
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2 months ago
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cool date idea: 9/11
2 months ago
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astrology for dogs
2 months ago
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Spicy Big Dad
3 months ago
It’s “based” to contract typhoid fever from a contaminated municipal water supply
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joinking off
3 months ago
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uniquely texan experience: checking to see where bluebonnets can reasonably grow
3 months ago
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klarna for bees
3 months ago
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everyone needs to be extra nice to me for the next week i think
4 months ago
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Tyver Foucault
4 months ago
Sinking or swimming is a false dichotomy. Think bigger. Fight the ocean
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girl who is having a great time
4 months ago
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updating my five year plan by creating a five year plan for the first time in over a decade
4 months ago
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grindset
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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im still hot and powerful fyi
10 months ago
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sorry if you got a loser ass dm from me i just love sending weirdo spam links obviously
11 months ago
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happy “give $40 to women” thursday everyone
about 1 year ago
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grova
about 1 year ago
inside of you there are two wolves and they are just constantly, constantly fucking and sucking each other
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A Murder Of Crows
about 1 year ago
The more we talk about it the worse it gets.
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making myself sick using only the power of the internet
about 1 year ago
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have you considered the benefits
over 1 year ago
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wood soup enthusiast
over 1 year ago
no loads refused laundromat
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“i saw the hat man” “i owe the hat man money” “oh no the hat man is gonna get me” i am taking the hat man back to court to modify his child support obligation he cannot keep pretending he doesn’t have a job just to avoid payments
over 1 year ago
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that’s me
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over 1 year ago
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hello friends i hope you’re all having a great time. if we’re not friends i hope you’re having a bad time. thank’s
over 1 year ago
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taylor swift girl kisser
over 1 year ago
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oh package tracking, you’re my only friend
over 1 year ago
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i love being cool and sexy and alive
over 1 year ago
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getting weirder on purpose
almost 2 years ago
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the soft animal of my body is drinking iced tea on the front porch
about 2 years ago
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me
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 years ago
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the Mountain Goats
about 2 years ago
You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
about 2 years ago
RIP Steve Albini, very few people are that good at both posting and something useful
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it's v weird to follow me here if you don't know me from there 🥰 especially if it's just bc of who I'm mutuals with 🥰
about 2 years ago
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if i don't kiss someone soon im going to perish
about 2 years ago
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Angel 🏳️⚧️ $5/75 motel
about 2 years ago
shes such a lyricist 😻
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becoming obsessed with a new fragrance
about 2 years ago
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v few people understand that my exclamation point usage is not a bit, when i send you six messages in a row that end in "!!!!" it's because i am "!!!!" excited about what I'm saying
about 2 years ago
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sweetie π
about 2 years ago
Them: what would you like to drink? Me:
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