If I somehow made my partner's life worse just by being in it I wouldn't tell nobody breathing

Gustav Nyquist answers right back for Sweden! 🙌 #4Nations 🇺🇸: @NHL_On_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️ http://max.com/sports/nhl 🇨🇦: @Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️ http://watch.sportsnet.ca

I really enjoy watching this 4 Nations face-off but it’s starting to stress me out… Like hi, yes, please keep brawling because it’s fun but for the love of god DO NOT GET HURT!! Cause all you assholes have to go back to work on Saturday and we need you

Story of the day: My mom was juicing celery with nothing else and asked if I wanted any and like an IDIOT, I said “I can’t believe you’re just out here raw dogging celery” and she goes “what? What does that mean?” Now, I’m just trying to figure out what method to use to unalive myself

It’s been so cold lately when I walked outside this morning I was like “oh wow, guess we’re back to warm weather” ………. It’s was 63 degrees

Mannnnnn, I know Giants have gotta be fighting air right now lmao If I was them I would be big sick

“Life is painless for the brainless”

Costco shareholders have overwhelmingly rejected an anti-DEI proposal as other U.S. companies retreat from their diversity policies

Uggghhh, I know it might be my ptsd but Fourth Wing —> Onyx Storm is giving me parallels to ToG romantic arcs and I dooooo NOTTTTT like it It feels soooo suspicious

Something doesn’t have to directly affect you for you to have empathy. Lack of empathy is a character flaw.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

smells like 1933 Germany outside…

Well, well, well...🙄

“Democracies aren’t overthrown, they’re given away” -George Lucas- I heard this quote and now it’s all I think about

“The issue with mankind is we too often find our souls to be a fair price for power”

Grilled cheese and tomato soup go together real bad 🤤

I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

Y’all coming from Alabama i never saw snow before i thought it was like the movies now my damn ribs bruised 😂

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Pacific Palisades fire is now most destructive in Los Angeles city history, with an estimated 1,000 structures destroyed.

Some days, the gym isn't about building muscle. It's about clearing your mind.

So we’re just going to have a mass shooting every day?

I’ll take it!!

Notre Dame being likable….what a time to be alive

I still think the most fascinating revelation in all of this is if your $160,000 Dumpster on wheels catches fire, it is designed to auto-lock you in your car before it explodes. Tesla is just ACME

notre dame really upgraded its coach in every way. got hotter, smarter, more likable, and better

WAKE UP YALL! New generation just dropped!!! 😭

in US culture, there’s “this is really bad” and then there’s “this was so bad we’re postponing a huge college football game”

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE mfs!!!! please and thank you.

Don’t mek anyone’s duty son tek yuh fi eediat kmt

Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.

Kevin McCallister woulda had the Wet Bandits in Hell in 2025

Police being as active as they are on Christmas Eve is nuts smh To have a speed trap every 5 mi on the turnpike on Dec 24th is evil work

I know it’s because I’m paranoid due to growing up on shit like I, Robot and that Disney movie Smart House but I always make sure to act right and say please and thank you to my Amazon devices/siri…… Cause when those things rise up I REFUSE to be the one they make an example out of

I just realized that Netflix is going to carry Christmas Day NFL games “live” and when they inevitably have streaming issues (like always) my dad is going to crash out 😅😂

Paramount’s Lioness has me in the most insane chokehold

That Christmas bonus hit like crack in the 80s

I didn’t see this many law enforcement personnel when they escorted Nikolas Cruz, the mass shooter who killed 17 kids at Stonemason Douglas High School, to his court appearances…

Interstellar is NOT a nighttime movie smh I’m fucking STRESSSSSEDDD in here and I know how this ends smh

A guy on tiktok posted “this is a safe space tell me about her” and the comments…… gawd I loveeeee to see a man brag on how much he loves his woman 🥹

“Publix, where shopping is pleasure” and parking is a goddamn nightmare

🗣️ 🎶 Ruben Amorim La la la la la #MUFC

Manchester is REDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No we just all connected 😂😂😂😂

This would make me violent

camping under the stars would fix me

Lmfaooooo these teams are so ass 😂😂