Some days, the gym isn't about building muscle. It's about clearing your mind.

You ever acted CRAZY then thought. 🤔 “Now I ain’t have to do all that.” 😭

Your work shift goes by fast asf when you call off…

Someone: sends a screenshot Me: checking their battery %

Future millionaires, heart this post!

Stay away from anyone who thinks being toxic is fun.

I really can’t do small talk. We exploring each other’s subconscious, or what?

"You busy?" Yes, i'm listening to music.

Letting things slide to keep the peace always starts a silent war.

Too much circulation makes the price go down: The more you're seen and heard from, the more common you appear.

Practice Nonchalance. Never seem to be working too hard. Your talent must appear to flow naturally, with an ease that makes people take you for a genius rather than a workaholic.

Teach no one your tricks or they will be used against you.

Avoid the temptation of showing how clever you are — it is far more clever to conceal the mechanisms of your cleverness.

LAW 35: MASTER THE ART OF TIMING.

Avoid the temptation of revealing how hard you work — it only raises questions.

Appearing better than others is always dangerous, but most dangerous of all is to appear to have no faults or weaknesses. Envy creates silent enemies.

Develop the skill of sensing problems when they are still small and taking care of them before they become intractable.

Always be the one who decides.

LAW 16: USE ABSENCE TO INCREASE RESPECT AND HONOR.

Avoid the unhappy and the unlucky.

Never make it too clear what you are doing or about to do. Do not show all your cards.

LAW 46: NEVER APPEAR TOO PERFECT.

Unpopular opinion: Entry-level jobs should require 0 years of experience.

Unpopular opinion: Waking up at 4am and working out won’t make you rich.

Unpopular opinion: HR is not your Friend. HR works for the company, not for you.

Unpopular opinion: Health insurance should cover gym memberships.

Unpopular opinion: We should STOP telling Kids college is the ONLY way to become successful.

Unpopular opinion: If your high paying job is ruining your health, it's not worth it.

Unpopular opinion: $100,000 salary, Isn’t that much after you consider taxes.

Unpopular opinion: Bottle service is not a flex. You’re literally paying $1,000 for a $50 bottle, terrible financial decision.

Unpopular opinion: Beating the ETA on the GPS is a real sport.

I’m the kind of introvert who avoids phone calls but writes paragraphs in text messages.

Y’all ever fuck with a song so hard y’all restart the song before it’s over?😭

You're not in love until you don’t want cheat.. Let that sink in because y’all confused.

Apple, if I unsend a message just LET IT BE THAT. The whole announcement is crazy!

Whoever designed the new layout for the photos app at Apple deserves jail time.

Is there still anyone left who would still prefer reading physical books over digital ones?

unpopular opinion: humans were never meant to be this overworked, that’s why everybody is edgy and depressed.

Am I the only one who would rather google the phone number calling me than answer it?

Clothes too dirty for the closet, too clean for the laundry. Welcome to: The chair.

If someone isn't meant for us, why do we even meet them in the first place?¿?????¿

Who here can honestly say they've never had a DUI?

Some people are just living. They're not dating anybody. They’re just working, eating and sleeping.

When i say "i hate drama" i mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? big fan.

The (S) y’all keep putting at the end of “Mine” goes in the front of pecific.🫠

Call me old school, but everyone SHOULD NOT be allowed in your home AND everyone SHOULD NOT know where you live.

Cuddling is an anti-depressant.

"Because i don't want to" is a valid reason.

Don't ride to the casino with me, because once my $20 gone, I'm gone.

HEAL OUT LOUD. Because you nearly died in silence.