world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Rabbid dog ass country

This heel turn hurt not gonna lie

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

God the American dialect that pronounces "since" as "sense" bugs me so much

We’ve come full circle

Eye twitch. Good job Mitch. Never a doubt. Wince.

love a bit of continvouclous morging

We have to reform the gestapo into a modern secret police!

Holy shit eye drops as Beauty products ad just now. BRB freaking out

So I just got into watching the show The Boys and I'm trying to remember a while back where chuds realized something about the show was meant to depict them badly and honestly I am not sure what it was at the time. I can't conceive of anyone thinking this show has a protagonist even really

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

I never really thought about it but it just occurred to me that ambulances are run by private companies in the USA and my brain short circuited

Holy shit y'all don't have your mid-term elections till November? People have been talking about them since last year. Aaaaarggh

Imagine having the guy who has a song calling statutory mandatory perform at your political event while trying to survive the epstein files.

News about the Toronto police is WILD

Ooh tomorrow there's a game against Finland. Exciting

Muppets rat weeknd

Lol they re-elected the weasel

Why is it so hard to find somewhere to buy black or grey jeans that aren't five miles wide in a size 14

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

Man the Jean Coutu website is fine if you're an Anglo in Quebec but their English version would confuse and bewilder so many people if they expand the business into English Canada. Login button just saying "Connection" is peak Quebec🤣♥️

Not quite that but… bsky.app/profile/elon...

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

ICE will not voluntarily do any of those things and there is no mechanism in place to hold them accountable for when they inevitably break these rules.

Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

You have the enemy on the run! Would you like to: ->Press the advantage and attain total victory ->Reach out to them for a noble compromise

So I saw video of it. It was a summary execution while he was on the ground outnumbered like 5 to 1

Rein your fucking guy in Jesus Christ.

His middle name is Bunny 🥺

Fun fact for the Americans btw. Not only is the PM subject to Canadian law, they cannot pardon anyone (ie themself). That kind of immunity is ridiculous to me lol

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

looking through old memes

Y'all need a new system. Second American Republic when

Man I really really don't want to go to war with the USA. This Greenland shit needs to stop.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

We interrupt your doom scrolling to bring you this breaking news bulletin. (This is actually from years ago but it came up on my memories. I miss them both. They were perfect little girls.)

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

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Yay I can enjoy the old Dilbert Cartoons again!

Chicago lol