Absolutely lol

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Holy shit Trump just declared the US Navy will seek and capture a nonzero number of Chinese flagged vessels. I mean I am sure this won't cause an incident at all

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social is the first American I've heard articulate this reality with such clarity. As a Canadian, I can report it is 100% true. Thanks @hcrichardson.bsky.social for, once again, creating a clear and concise record of what is happening. open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

Marathon not even lasting a day before the Americans walk out 🤡

As someone from outside the United States... It's all y'all's fucking job. As a people you need to remove him and the regime that's been created under him, however that is, be it removing members of Congress until they can remove him or by general strike or whatever.

How -the fuck- am I self-aware. Like, how the fuck are billions of discrete units of compute somehow resulting in an emergent property of collective self awareness. I mean, if I were to just produce outputs claiming to be aware that's one thing, but I'm descarting over here what the fuck is this

It's kind of amazing how fucked openai is honestly.

Hell yeah Pakistani diplomatic core, well done guys.

Honestly if the Americans fuck is on cusma I'd be fine with cutting diplomatic ties entirely

I am simultaneously in awe of the fact that they haven't removed him from office and completely unsurprised.

I really don't think Americans understand what the practical consequences to them of the end of American hegemony will be if this stuff continues. Especially a NATO exit. That would be like the final nail in the coffin for so much of it. I mean enjoy your subsidized imports while they last 🫠

Unless the Americans radically reform the underlying system of their government I will never trust anything ever again tbh

No one has ever been more vindicated specifically about Americans than the nose.

You ever notice how the dirt looks like canned beans?

Need me a blue sky feed that's discover but no American shit. I'm so tired

This little man is spending the night with the vet. I hope he's feeling better in the morning. I love my son so much.

Thank fuck. Cuba needs the help especially from states that can't be easily cowed by the Americans

Rabbit eating out of my hand. Life is pretty okay

Wild to me how normal driving kids to school appears to be in the States

Godric has only eaten 3 children since I brought him home Please clap

Awe the Americans think there will be trials. Cute really.

Thank fuck the power grid here isn't fossil fuel based. I mean they are still a huge input to any model economy but yeah. We're well positioned to weather this better than other polities

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Man the Norwegians must love this though

Canada about to steal your American libs from new england www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Who have bigger poster energy than the Brazilians and Nigerians, if anyone? Also curious what people's top five online poster nationalities are.

Truly incredible American moves honestly to not understand the Israeli strategic objectives and get tied to this whole thing. Now there's not an easy exit and you're the international face of the whole thing. Amazing. Decades of administrations knowing better lead to this.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Have a nice evening ✨

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Rabbid dog ass country

This heel turn hurt not gonna lie

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

God the American dialect that pronounces "since" as "sense" bugs me so much

We’ve come full circle

Eye twitch. Good job Mitch. Never a doubt. Wince.

love a bit of continvouclous morging

We have to reform the gestapo into a modern secret police!

Holy shit eye drops as Beauty products ad just now. BRB freaking out

So I just got into watching the show The Boys and I'm trying to remember a while back where chuds realized something about the show was meant to depict them badly and honestly I am not sure what it was at the time. I can't conceive of anyone thinking this show has a protagonist even really

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

I never really thought about it but it just occurred to me that ambulances are run by private companies in the USA and my brain short circuited

Holy shit y'all don't have your mid-term elections till November? People have been talking about them since last year. Aaaaarggh

Imagine having the guy who has a song calling statutory mandatory perform at your political event while trying to survive the epstein files.