Yay I can enjoy the old Dilbert Cartoons again!

Chicago lol

Oh God please don't engage in an act of War against NATO, America. For the love of God don't do it

We have orphan sources you can borrow

Il fait för jävla froid.

Hear me out... Roasted potato bacon leek. But honestly I'd still probably go tomato anyway.

God I'm so tired of American news. And it's going to be a mess for at least another 15 years. Not a fan of this situation.

LoL locked myself out of my apartment this morning

So I accidentally bought imported matzo from the bad place instead of local like I assumed it would be and not only is it still the bad place it's half fucking burnt. I just want snack bread for my cheese Bros

The worst part of having to go to work tomorrow is not being home with my children

your next game should be written in #haskell and represent life points and money and other state in peano numeral. this makes your game cheat engine proof cause who the heck knows what a haskell heap looks like

America is about to get UBI before it gets health care

We're on a mission, from God.

This pup is amazing!!! Some lighthearted, enjoyable content. (Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

Excuse, can't u see were starving, theres nothing to eat behind us...

movie: we can't trace their payload, it's behind two layers of base64! computer knowers: *groan* reality:

Sha1 hulud pain in my ass

what I learned from the debacle last week

🎵Duck...and cover!

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

L'état c'est luis

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.

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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

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It's very possible (and likely) that he will veto the release of the files, and it won't get enough votes to override the veto. But it's going be a really bad look when their votes are on the official record. They will have to defend voting against it while defending him. It's about to get ugly.

Only Dartmouth teaches such rigorous interview techniques

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/

this is literally never not accurate

Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things

I legit am starting to think the States is cooked for the rest of my lifetime

Aaand no more NFL for me today after they bring him on the fucking broadcast

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Horus heresy films when