Yesterday I pulled a muscle in my hip and realized I’m 32 years old. Today is a day off and tomorrow we return.

Legend

Just went for a chest x-ray and this is what came up. My doctor is calling in all the other doctors to come take a look.

This year, I am attempting to skate every day in hopes that I can relearn how to kickflip by the time @cheekface.bsky.social leaves for tour in April. So far, I’ve relearned how to ollie and fakie ollie, and this photo makes me look way better than any of the videos do, so I’m posting that.

Just called @melancholyrobot.bsky.social on the phone for the very first time after being friends for nearly a decade. It went to voicemail

As a person who is annoying in multiple particular ways: this is real as hell

It’s so fucked that all I had to do to have a post reach 10+ likes on here was to threaten everyone with hypothetical violence

Tired of pretending people are reading my posts on here. Does anybody wanna fight or WHAT

The urge to post has almost completely left my soul… what does this mean

Actually it’s mid as hell

This is a @whydogswhy.com appreciation post. Also, I ❤️ @cheekface.bsky.social.

That’s what you get for not hiring me when I was 16!

Running through this door and air-walking Bugs Bunny style >>>

your mom's entering the public domain january 1st 2025

Indie Rock Starter Pack idk go.bsky.app/LCpyJBn

When the last of my Micro USB devices finally goes, I'm throwing a big party where I toss all the old cables into a fire

Watched Barbarian again over the weekend and it was very fun… not sure how it’s a “terrible movie” but alright!

They’re listening to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes at Jersey Michaels today

This is the first year in Why Dogs Why history that we haven’t put out new music, and tbh that’s fine. Sometimes it’s important to regroup and reflect and record some bangers for next year.

Seeing five bad punk bands full of high school kids would hit so different in this American legion hall

hysterical how $500 could change my life right now

imagine making End Of Year lists in 1998 and not naming “Praise You” by Fatboy Slim BEST SONG OF THE YEAR. gotta be the greatest regret ever

In 2025 I will be talking and posting a lot less, that’s for sure

After about a month of trying to bear with it, I can now confirm this website actually sucks 🫡

i designed and built a hard clipping distortion pedal :)

SoundCloud ads have ruined my life

This guy’s posts constantly reposted into my feed on here, and I feel the need to say that this type of post is almost certainly a direct reaction to the Epic Bacon Beard Guy Posting of 2010

Gonna get really into leaving yelp reviews in 2025

This holiday season, I will be gifting each of my enemies the Fresno Edition of Monopoly.

The Grinch is Christmas Beetlejuice no I will not be answering any follow up questions

Mark Hoppus pretending to play bass with Joyce Manor is fine I guess, but my main takeaway is they should let him sing without autotune for blink-182 shows because his voice still sounds just fine

My friend and Complaint Confidante Jimmy Montague just put out the first part a new live session that you should watch in my opinion

Once again I am touring the world with Cheekface next year I will be: - Playing the keyboard and percussion - Patronizing local cuisine - Eating chex mix in the back of the van - Not pinching my finger on the rock-n-roller hand-cart - Asking people if they’ve heard of Mind Goblin We are so back

For Christmas I would like a new neck for my Fender Classic Player Jazzmaster

Repost with a song that’s under two minutes open.spotify.com/track/3j3hMP...

Sometimes a true return to form is important

Just realized 4 out of 5 improv comics I’m friends with are originally from Canada Can anyone explain this statistic to me

Once again I am touring the world with Cheekface next year I will be: - Playing the keyboard and percussion - Patronizing local cuisine - Eating chex mix in the back of the van - Not pinching my finger on the rock-n-roller hand-cart - Asking people if they’ve heard of Mind Goblin We are so back

Bro why are people so weird

"hard mode" by america's local band cheekface 🥾🥾 out now where you listen to finer music 🥾🥾

One time in 2013 I played a show in Wyoming with a local folk-punk band called Pasadena Crab Sandwich and I’m still kinda confused about the band-name/location combo

IG loves to serve me ads for “straight to hell apparel”, a company that charges $100 for what are essentially dickies pants

Can’t believe it’s officially been six years since my bank account was overdrawn (actually more like six weeks, but who’s counting?)

Remember that one time I covered sugar ray? open.spotify.com/track/6Y3r0g...

happy 6th birthday to the day that this song that me, @whydogswhy.com, @illuminatihotties.bsky.social and alex rogers made over email went to #6 on the polish alternative charts

Remember that one time I covered sugar ray? open.spotify.com/track/6Y3r0g...

One of my favorite guitar solos ever: Jade Puget’s solo in AFI’s “Dancing Through Sunday”

I hate the tube