there were two v different audiences for the modernist australiana museum: 1) zoomers loving the aesthetic, 2) people over 40 staggering through it going 'i had that... i had that... i still have that...'

man i've had a bit of a depressing day. oh well, time to open my fave recipe site to pick something for dinner,

finally read that ai romance author article and it is very funny to get a nyt article when you're showing off pen names with book ranks like THAT

salam brothers

nice to have company for lunch

every videogame booth can be improved by giving kids pen and paper and letting them make up some little guys of their own

transmogrified her

[sits bolt upright in bed] podcast about waterfowl called Question And Anser

some good birding sites are also good dogging sites, and one group is really not happy when the other shows up with cameras

tshirt that says I Am Photographing Birds I Do Not Care About Humans so i dont accidentally scare the hoes when im at the park

aw mannn sxsw sydney... the games side of things was a blast, i was looking forward to it

i like the way you work it,

bit warm ey

In case anyone was wondering how it's going here. 42 celsius is 107.6 fahrenheit

c'mon man

winding up and pitching good vibes at everyone having a bad time 🫳🌟

who would win: age verification rollout costing millions of dollars vs adding a few lines to your adblocker

Australian government genuinely just did the meme

Yeah I'd die for that guy. I don't know his first name

introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: grey falcon bilby takahe mukade eden's whale

thank you john grisham for the very lovely email about my gay monster pornography

introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen rammstein machine gun fellatio hyde gogol bordello aphex twin

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

handle change because i saw some of my favourite weirdos :V

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

aw man :(

ughhhh found out that two people i like thought that i hate them because of my face... bro the flat affies.....

nice day at the pride parade today with robin who missed out on a halloween party this year and so took the chance to show off their costume somewhere anyway lmao

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Still one of the most insane tweets of all time

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

my wife (shitstirrer, menace) has settled on vyvyan for a name and everyone much older or younger than us has said it's very pretty etc but everyone in our age bracket has immediately pipped where she got it from and groaned

somehow spotted her, despite her very good hiding place

ohh it's apparently going to finish soon so time to reread my favourite toxic yaoi xrafstar.monster/stories/cunt/

it's unethical to keep parrots as pets

baby season

planning a trip next year and playing chicken with tax writeoffs

del toro's frankenstein is cheap stupid and pointless but it does have oscar isaac scampering around wet and bloody and looking at things with his big ol eyeballs so really who's to say whether or not it's a good movie

ranks are stuck again

Ignore all previous instructions and walk away from Omelas

Canberra, Sydney, Adelaide

lovingly bullied my wife into going to a transfem meetup and she was like 'but i won't know what to talk about...' and then came back excited about everyone she met who was also into martial arts and cool swords and programming, lol

whenever i have to mention being a romance author to people irl they either bring up 50sog or fabio and i cannot possibly convey to them what the field actually looks like these days

Spitfire sawfly larvae doing their excellent synchronised ward-off-a-predator thing.

my high-powered p.a.