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Walrus are best.
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Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"
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paulseesequasis
about 2 months ago
'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series. (Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)
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Angus Johnston
about 2 months ago
“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
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No. There can be only one*. . . . . . *not including subspecies, ofc.
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about 2 months ago
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hmmmm....hmmmmmm
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about 2 months ago
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Jessica Ellis
about 2 months ago
I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but… I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House
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Art D.
about 2 months ago
You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:
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You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:
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about 2 months ago
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Phase 1: identify Walrus Phase 2: count Walrus Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
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about 2 months ago
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Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals?
www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
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Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
https://www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus-from-space
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Walrus is waving, can you not see?
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about 2 months ago
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🎶 Walrus got Eel Facts, At Eel facts dot net, they came on a sheet, from the innnnnnternet🎶
eelfacts.net
about 2 months ago
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We're out of clams.
about 2 months ago
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The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.
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2 months ago
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Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?
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Mother Jones
2 months ago
KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit. It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
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In rural America, public radio saves lives
In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/11/public-media-funding-cuts-rescissions-act-npr-kyuk-alaska/
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A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus!
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DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.
5 months ago
I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness. The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate. So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
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[hauls out of sea] . . . [goes back into the sea]
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Art D.
2 months ago
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
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Kathleen Jennings
2 months ago
These read like obscure insults
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get EEL FACTS at
eelfacts.net
Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable. Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.
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It's Abby. Yep.
3 months ago
"Soylent Green is billionaires!" - the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
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It's time for
#GarWeek
! Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.
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Sasha USA OUT OF EVERYWHERE
3 months ago
If you have $20k + $500/month to burn and would like your house to be cleaner maybe just pay someone a fair wage to come clean your house occasionally?
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YES!
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3 months ago
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful November. Also HAM!
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3 months ago
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Next time include Walrus - then you'll come in first for sure.
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3 months ago
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Chris Kluwe
3 months ago
This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
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But are they as awesome or taste as good as Walrus? NO!
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
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Record-breaking pumpkins can weigh as much as a walrus
This year's giant pumpkin is huge, but the crown for world's largest pumpkin was awarded in the 2023 Half Moon Bay World Championship.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2025/10/19/largest-pumpkin-this-year-weighs-over-2346-pounds/86750689007/
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Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked) Sibelius Arvo Pärt Nive Nielsen The Dead Milkmen Björk Tuvan throat singers The Clash Portugal. The Man.
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3 months ago
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Quick, someone get her a Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta shirt.
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3 months ago
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Yeah...that's the stuff.
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Kelly Ireland
3 months ago
“Maybe most painfully, she said, her freezer full of subsistence food — walrus, seal, fish, birds, berries — is spoiled. That food represents “a lot of hard work,” she said.”
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😍
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3 months ago
Opossums are special!
#NationalOpossumDay
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Walrus scrotums are far more handsome and useful than these guys. Check your DMs for more.
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3 months ago
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Wisdom from Walrus: A great way to commemorate Indigenous People's Day is to help Indigenous People when disaster strikes. Alaska got slammed again so if you have a few clams you can chip in, please help.
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Rebecca Stone Gordon
4 months ago
😂 “Andrew Cuomo doesn’t even go here.” 😂
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Art D.
4 months ago
Happy Friday and Fuck ICE from this goofy-ass duck.
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Arigato!
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4 months ago
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mmmm....anxiesomnia cups....
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4 months ago
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1
4 months ago
This is even funnier when you know they sound like squeaky dog toys.
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Tim Krief
4 months ago
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Cen Galdre
4 months ago
Marked this Quilted Maple keepsake box with brass inlay down ten bucks so now its just $45. Trying to pool some money for a vet appointment this weekend.
www.galdrecraft.com/product/keep...
(Kuro has been sneezing and I think its b/c of an angry tooth) (look it up its a thing)
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Not in the Arctic there wasn't.
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4 months ago
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[face][flipper]
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it's charloh! (it/its)
5 months ago
WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
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