Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"

'Attitude and Attention, Punk Rockers,' by Norval Morrisseau (1932-2007), from his 1989-90 'Punk Rocker' series. (Courtesy of the Norval Morrisseau Estate and the Whyte Museum of the Canadian Rockies)

“I’m sorry, Mittens. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

No. There can be only one*. . . . . . *not including subspecies, ofc.

hmmmm....hmmmmmm

I know we’ve moved on 781 times by now, but… I still can’t believe he tore down half the White House

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

You will be visited by three spirits The spirits:

Phase 1: identify Walrus Phase 2: count Walrus Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?

Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...

Walrus is waving, can you not see?

🎶 Walrus got Eel Facts, At Eel facts dot net, they came on a sheet, from the innnnnnternet🎶 eelfacts.net

We're out of clams.

The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.

Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?

KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit. It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus!

DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?

I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness. The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate. So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net

[hauls out of sea] . . . [goes back into the sea]

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

These read like obscure insults

get EEL FACTS at eelfacts.net Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable. Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.

"Soylent Green is billionaires!" - the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with

It's time for #GarWeek! Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.

If you have $20k + $500/month to burn and would like your house to be cleaner maybe just pay someone a fair wage to come clean your house occasionally?

YES!

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November. Also HAM!

Next time include Walrus - then you'll come in first for sure.

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

But are they as awesome or taste as good as Walrus? NO! www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...

Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked) Sibelius Arvo Pärt Nive Nielsen The Dead Milkmen Björk Tuvan throat singers The Clash Portugal. The Man.

Quick, someone get her a Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta shirt.

Yeah...that's the stuff.

“Maybe most painfully, she said, her freezer full of subsistence food — walrus, seal, fish, birds, berries — is spoiled. That food represents “a lot of hard work,” she said.”

😍

Opossums are special! #NationalOpossumDay

Walrus scrotums are far more handsome and useful than these guys. Check your DMs for more.

Wisdom from Walrus: A great way to commemorate Indigenous People's Day is to help Indigenous People when disaster strikes. Alaska got slammed again so if you have a few clams you can chip in, please help.

😂 “Andrew Cuomo doesn’t even go here.” 😂

Happy Friday and Fuck ICE from this goofy-ass duck.

Arigato!

mmmm....anxiesomnia cups....

This is even funnier when you know they sound like squeaky dog toys.

Marked this Quilted Maple keepsake box with brass inlay down ten bucks so now its just $45. Trying to pool some money for a vet appointment this weekend. www.galdrecraft.com/product/keep... (Kuro has been sneezing and I think its b/c of an angry tooth) (look it up its a thing)

Not in the Arctic there wasn't.

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WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?